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Somebody's Monster
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- 07-23-20
Colorful Narration
The narrator did a great job providing a variety of voices for the many characters in this story.
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- Laura
- 07-20-20
Not for Me
I received this book for free. I am voluntarily posting this review and any opinions expressed herein are my own.
I am really at a 2.5 rating but I marked it up. I have a hard time getting into this story - it is told in a manner which reminded me almost of a play-by-play of a sports game - which, to me, felt like it kept me at a distance. I listened to this story and, although it is short, I found my mind wandering - a lot. Nothing about it really drew me in and none of the characters were very interesting to me.
The narrator, Paul Burt, did a very nice job and did various character voices
