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Slummy Mummy
- Narrated by: Katherine Kellgren
- Length: 12 hrs and 27 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Slummy Mummy is a hilarious novel about the dilemmas of modern marriage and motherhood for those who never discovered their inner domestic goddess. Pitch-perfect and satisfyingly smart, it offers a lovable, flawed character who resonates, entertains, and undoubtedly has it worse than you do.
Critic Reviews
"Hilarious...a literary phenomenon to rival Helen Fielding's Bridget Jones's Diary.....[Neill] plays with the chaos and comedy of 30-something metropolitan maternity and brings it to an unexpectedly moving conclusion." (Anna Wintour, Vogue magazine)
"Get your hands on a copy of [this] debut novel. The chaotic tale of the hapless Lucy will strike a chord with any woman who hasn't quite mastered the art of being a domestic goddess." (In Style)
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- JJReader
- 12-30-07
Terrible
This is the worst audiobook I've ever listened to. There is no plot, it isn't funny, and the reader is dull. Don't waste your money.
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- suzanne
- 02-18-09
cannot finish it
I will finish almost every single audiobook cause they are so expensive, but I just cannot finish this one, so slow and dull. Not funny at all.
1 person found this helpful
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- Alexis
- 10-26-22
Wonderful
Great Book love her style and storytelling 🙌character development on point 😊laughed out loud 🤣 I recommended to everyone 🙌
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- Traci
- 11-06-19
Had me laughing out loud!!
This book is great, narrated with an English accent, it is great for anyone who is a mother [or father I guess] who has ever doubted their abilities to, well, "Mother" It follows the story of an average "mum" among the various other stereotypical Mums and even 2 dads as she deals with school drama, expectations at home and the challenge of trying to keep her ego and appeal to men [or one man] alive. I laughed out loud so hard in chapter 15 I almost had to pull over while driving.
It might be a bit slow in the beginning but is well worth it in the end
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- Darima
- 02-17-09
a better read
I liked the book. It is funny and very entertaining. Unfortunately, something is lost in the audio version. I'd recommend reading it instead.
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- Kat
- 12-05-08
Great British Chick Lit
Slummy Mummy is well-known in England, and I'm glad the audiobook made it here! The story is one of Lucy, a really disorganized stay at home mom and the chaos she turns her life into through various missteps. Lucy is still a lovable character and her interactions with her husband, kids, and the other parents at school and in the neighborhood are hilarious.
The reader gives Lucy a great voice and tells her story in a relatable way which makes you sympathize with her (rather than finding her annoying, like some other chick lit characters). I can't wait to listen to the next book in the Slummy Mummy series now!
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- Kelster076
- 05-10-08
Not Good
I couldn't get through the entire book...Way too boring and slow.
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- Susan
- 04-14-08
entertaining
Loved it. Surprises around every corner.
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- Alison
- 03-27-08
This is a GREAT book!
"Slummy Mummy" was terrific! It was wonderfully written, never predictable, and the ending was laugh-out-loud funny. It brought up some fantastic points about motherhood in the modern age, about the so-called "Mommy Wars" and about marriage. It's GREAT. I highly recommend it - I'm only sorry the author doesn't have another audiobook for sale now. But I'll be keeping an eye out for her next one.
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