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Self Center
- By: Matthew Chauncey
- Narrated by: Kim Cattrall, Judy Greer
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Self Center
- By: Matthew Chauncey
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Meg Everman (Judy Greer) has spent her entire life putting herself second to everyone around her - and she’s over it.
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Great narration, terrible story
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- stacy
- 01-25-22
Great narration, terrible story
The narration was GREAT! The story was really dumb. I never laughed once- wouldn’t recommend.
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- Amanda
- 01-18-22
Kind of dumb, and gross
this was stupid and parts of it were disgusting. There were part about drinking menstrual blood.
8 people found this helpful
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- Sage
- 01-15-22
Really great.
As a trans person, I really loved how the trans character was handled and how the other characters talk about and to her. There were a lot of opportunities for transphobia I was worried about but instead the author just makes her completely true to character. A certain scene did indeed "strike close to home"... that's *exactly* how you should use the fact she's trans. The story isn't even about her though. While it's incredibly obvious where things are going to go, it's also an incredibly hilarious journey to get there.
8 people found this helpful
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- Mrs.Bortz
- 01-14-22
Just listen!
This was great. You kinda knew where the story was going but it didn’t stop me from liking it at all! Wish there was more!
6 people found this helpful
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- Eric Wilcox
- 01-13-22
Omg so funny and clever!
I loved this one so much. I binged it all after I started. What an amazing cast and such funny and clever writing!
6 people found this helpful
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- Raleigh reader
- 02-06-22
wanted to love it, but....(SPOILER ALERT)
such great talent but I was unwilling to listen to the end. I got nauseous when listening to the scene about showering in breast milk, then totally grossed out when they were drinking menstrual blood. WAY over the top exaggerated in every way. I had to stop the madness so I stopped the playback.
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- Melissa Fama-Flis
- 01-31-22
Had potential but plot got ridiculous
Loved the performances of Judy Greer and Kim Catrall. And I was hooked after the first episode. But then it got all supernatural and ridiculous. If they just would have kept it in reality it could have been great. However I found my eyes rolling more and more. Plus they tried a bit too hard to be edgy so it didn’t land.
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- molly sachs
- 01-13-22
Must listen
Dark and laugh out loud funny. Fantastic writing, cast, and production. Highly recommend this podcast.
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- JMB
- 02-02-22
I'm glad I didn't pay for this.
It started out good, Big fan of Judy Greer, but it was the content itself. It had potential, but failed flat. Not funny, not even entertaining, I couldn't finish it. It felt like a chore as time went on.
4 people found this helpful
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- Lori
- 01-18-22
Entertaining!
I’m really loving this podcast. It seems more like a play. I love all the actors everyone is perfect. Very cute story.
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- CloClo
- 01-17-22
Mind Boggling Awful
I didn’t make it beyond a few minutes; this is a truly irritating listen due to high pitched fast talking voices and dire faux accents.
10 people found this helpful
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- Karen
- 02-22-22
Brilliant, well acted and hilarious!
I'm so glad I didn't let the negative review put me off, v entertaining!
2 people found this helpful
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- Anonymous User
- 02-21-22
Prepare for laughs
Funny, silly, dark humour about wellness cults. Really enjoyed it, as it was easy to listen to.
2 people found this helpful
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- Anonymous User
- 01-20-22
Very Entertaining evening
Listened to it all in one go and had a very entertaining time. So funny! The voice performances were fab and kept me interested in the story
2 people found this helpful
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- Anonymous User
- 01-18-22
loved it!
The story centred around todays popular lifestyles - relatable! I found the dark and twisty turns rather interesting! Absolutely loved the characters and found them hilariously funny! Really enjoyed!
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- Mrs H
- 06-12-22
Laughed out loud!
I really enjoyed listening to this story. Great characters and plot. Easy listening but also very modern.
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- Claudia
- 01-31-22
great fun- dark comedy about the wellness industry
Meg is our everywoman who ends up at a wellness retreat from hell, it is a fun dark comedy that satrises the ridiculousness of the industry. I particularly enjoyed Kim Catrell as the Gwyneth Paltrow-type centre of the comedy, Enid
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- Lauren
- 01-19-22
Fun and easy listening
On episode 8 so far, and I'm really enjoying this podcast. The story is quite wild, but it's pushing my imagination and I'm enjoying the little film in my head. I really like hearing voices I recognise also - sometimes sidetracks me when I'm trying to think where I know the person from! Would definitely recommend if you're looking for something that is light hearted and comedial.
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- Kelsea
- 02-15-22
Quite Funny
This podcast is quite funny. I absolutely love the narrators. It a fun little listen to while working.
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- Anonymous User
- 02-12-22
Enjoyable
Narrated really well. Really enjoyed it. could have continued listening to more episodes 😊