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Sea Shenanigans: Volume 1
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese, Jessica Almasy, Amanda Ronconi, Josh Goodman, Shane East, Savannah Richards
- Series: Sea Shenanigans, Book 1-3
- Length: 11 hrs and 20 mins
- Categories: Romance, Paranormal
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Publisher's Summary
Come for the vacation. Stay for the shenanigans!
Mermaids. Check.
Pirates, Selkies, and Demi-Gods.
Check. Check. Check.
Come on an adventure with my Mermaids and their unlikely heroes. Get three hilarious stories all in one big book!
The Sea Shenanigans Series has been a delight to write and I hope you enjoy listening to it as much as I loved writing it.
xoxo Robyn
Book 1 - Tallulah’s Temptation
Running a tourist trap for humans in the Bermuda Triangle had sounded like a fine plan - until it wasn’t. With the Sea Hags gunning for our island, I did what any desperate Mermaid would do. I called for backup.
Unfortunately, they sent Pirate Doug, the scoundrel that pillaged our treasure along with my heart.
What in the Chicken of the Sea was I thinking?
Book 2 - Ariel’s Antics
What in a clam shell does a Mermaid have to do to find true love?
Saving my island home is a must. However, the mission is to seek out the very Selkie who stole my heart, the same asshat whose Johnson I’d tried to truncate.
Ask any tuna you happen to see. Who’s the craziest Mermaid? That would be me.
Book 3 - Misty’s Mayhem
What’s love got to do with it? If you’re Cupid, everything. If you’re me, not a thing in the sea.
I don’t believe in love. Poseidon is smoking some bad seaweed if he expects me to take the one job I’m obviously not qualified for…The God of Love.
Stay tuned because I’m about to give love a bad name.
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- Lyn
- 09-03-19
cute but over the top
performance was outstanding. the story was so over the top it was hard to listen to. the idea and structure was very good.
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- HappyMom
- 07-25-19
Good narrators...
I could not finish it. I've never, not finished a book, audio or traditional. This book might be for you if you're looking for a plethora of new and exciting ways to describe a schlong. Like, many, many, many ways. I think I heard about 24840 names for pirate privates in the first 30 minutes. Pros: Good narrators even dealing with let's say mostly below deck material. Humorous...mostly raunchy fun bits but still some comedy there. Cons: No plot. No character development. Nothing mind grabbing. The most interesting character is the parrot. I'm all for a mindless mind candy book but this was not even that. It was maybe the brightly colored wrapper that catches your eye as it lays next to the overflowing trash can. Looks interesting...no substance. But if you just wanna hear about schlongs, dongs, the women who love them, go for it!
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- Kristy Potter
- 01-12-21
Horrible
These stories seem to have been written by a teenaged boy. Every juvenile name for penis appears in the first 10 minutes. If Beavis and Butthead got together with the Mean Girls to write a book, this is that book.
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- LAS
- 09-24-20
A hilarious and fun collection of sea romances
This series from Robyn Peterman is just plain fun, with loads of jokes, laughs and outrageousness. The funny is plentiful in these stories. There are 3 stories in total, each following a different mermaid sister as she finds true love with another immortal being. Each book as two separate narrators, and all of the narrators do a great job of expressing the funny and taking you on a wild ride. My absolute favorite of the three was Tallulah's Temptation, narrated by Shane East and Amanda Ronconi. Shane East even does a great job as a foul-mouthed parrot in this tale. If you're looking for fun, fun, and more fun, this is a great pick up!
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- angeljoei
- 09-24-20
Funny but not to deep
This is for the three books combined. I didn’t care for the first book much. Very little story line a whole lot of Johnson talk and what seemed like a competition for the more names a person my call a mans junk. The whole series has a serious obsession with the man tool but it becomes less prominent in. Like two and three. Those book have a better story line more depth and tons of snark. I love peterman for her sarcasm, witty comebacks and foul mouthed characters. This gets better as the series continues and I really liked the third book the best. The narrators did a great job except the voice of the bird lol. If your looking for a funny beach read to escape the day but not be taken to seriously this would probably be a great series for you.
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- Sandra R. Merrill
- 09-22-20
Entertaining and fun.
Three little mermaids descended from sirens, Telulah, Ariel, Misty and Madison; all living on a little isle in the Bermuda Triangle......sounds sedate enough, right? Lol. Throw in Posiden, sea hags, pirates and selkies. No, you don’t get seafood bisque! Mayhem and laughter follows.
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- Hellen
- 07-26-20
“Are you serious?”
“No, I’m (name here)” is pretty much what I got out of this. I’ve been reading a lot of the Fashionably Undead stories by the same author and thought I would give these a try. So far I can pretty much conclude that Robyn Peterman is probably not all that intelligent, but incredibly crazy/creative/inventive. Also, pretty much all the imaginable name for the male member seems to be mentioned and a lot of threats for removal of those appendages. Funny, but not intelligent.
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- Debbie
- 06-20-20
Prepare to change your pants
I haven't laughed this hard for over a book in awhile. The characters are hilarious and yet so enduring. I, at times, listen to my books in downtime at work. I had to work at not rolling with laughter as my coworkers would want to know what was so funny and there is no way I could have repeated some of this to them. My teenagers already felt I was crazy when I burst out laughing in the doctors office. Robyn Peterman is quickly becoming one of my favorite authors! I HAVE to have the rest of this series NOW!
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- Skimbro76
- 04-10-20
Omgoogles Hilarious
This was my first book by Robyn Peterman and it was absolutely Fantastic, i laughed so hard i had tears rolling, it definitely won't be my last you will love this humorous book mermaids and their brain cell challenged mates lol Narration for all 3 books was just perfect!!
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- Shoe Monger
- 03-29-20
Not for me
Penis Pun, after pun, after pun after pun. This followed by a story line of sex fixes stupid. So not my sense of humor.