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Funny sci-fi in the vein of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Prail Abraxis of Praxis has a boring job taking care of the three suns that orbit Earth 2.0, so she spends her time and energy writing games. President Gorlax, President For Life of planet Gortician, enlists the aid of mad poet Sherman Oakes to win her heart. Hilarity, romance and mayhem ensue.

Warning: Contains several instances of poetry, some mildly disturbing in nature. Implied female nudity. References to fictional body parts. This book contains adult language and situations. You prat.

©2012 Jason Z. Christie (P)2013 Jason Z. Christie

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Highly original and engaging

It's been a LONG time since I've read Hitchhiker's Guide, but it's sort of like that meets...something else entirely. Christie's writing is a delight for the senses, incredibly entertaining. The narrator Molly Elston has an intoxicating voice and amazing inflection that puts this one over the top. Well done!

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I wrote it.

Sadly, I was so awestruck by the narrator, I only spot checked it, and let a few errors in pronunciation, etc. slip by. DO NOT read this if your are a DA fan, but are otherwise humorless. it's an edgy, American homage...