Number Two
More Short Tales from a Very Tall Man
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From the twisted and juvenile mind that brought you the national best seller Anchorboy comes another rollicking collection of embarrassing stories that'll make you laugh, cry, and feel just a little bit uncomfortable.
Get ready for more story time with everyone's favorite Canadian sportscaster, Jay Onrait! Pull up a chair, open a bag of ketchup chips, and join Jay as he reminisces about the times he...
- Explored the squalid world of medical marijuana
- Made a mess of himself on the road to Pittsburgh
- Got upstaged on live TV by comedy legend Martin Short
- Rode a Street Dragon through the laneways of Sochi
- Shared a drink with Jay-Z and was then asked to leave
- And much, much more!
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