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Sirius Sinister keeps sleeping with the wrong women. And this time, it’s led to his imprisonment in Hell. Literal Hell.
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Unfettered
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- By: Terry Brooks, Patrick Rothfuss, Robert Jordan, and others
- Narrated by: Peter Ganim, Marc Vietor, Bronson Pinchot, and others
- Length: 20 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,525
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,353
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 1,361
You define life or it defines you. In Shawn Speakman’s case, it was both. Lacking health insurance and diagnosed with Hodgkin’s lymphoma in 2011, Shawn quickly accrued a massive medical debt that he did not have the ability to pay. That’s when New York Times best-selling author Terry Brooks offered to donate a short story that Shawn could sell to help alleviate those bills—and suggested he ask the same of his other writer friends. Unfettered is the result: An anthology built in order to relieve that debt, featuring short stories by some of the best fantasy writers in the genre.
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1 out of 5 stars
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A TRULY BAD COLLECTION OF DOGS
- By Randall on 12-21-18
By: Terry Brooks, and others
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The Fairy Godmother
- Tales of the Five Hundred Kingdoms, Book 1
- By: Mercedes Lackey
- Narrated by: Gabra Zackman
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,456
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,306
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,319
Elena Klovis was supposed to be her kingdom's Cinderella - until an accident of fate left her with a completely inappropriate prince! Determined not to remain with her stepfamily, Elena set out to get a new job - and ended up becoming the Fairy Godmother for the land. But "Breaking with Tradition" was no easy matter. True, she didn't have to sleep in the chimney, but she had to deal with arrogant, stuffed-shirt princes who kept trying to rise above their place in the tale.
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5 out of 5 stars
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An excellent start to a new series
- By Captain Skurvy on 01-16-13
By: Mercedes Lackey
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Patch 17
- By: G. Akella
- Narrated by: Zach Villa
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,132
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,055
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,056
A new update arrives to the ultra-popular online game, Realm of Arkon. With Patch 17, the level of immersion experienced by players in their gaming capsules has made virtual reality indistinguishable from the real world. But every gamer's dream becomes a nightmare for Roman Kozhevnikov after he gets confined to Arkon against his will. And not just to Arkon, but to its deadliest zone - Demon Grounds. Playing - or rather living - as his character Krian, it's not just about survival for Roman.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Excellent story, great narrator...except...
- By Fitzwibble on 04-06-17
By: G. Akella
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Mage's Blood
- The Moontide Quartet, Book 1
- By: David Hair
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 26 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 3,028
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,782
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,779
Most of the time the Moontide Bridge lies deep below the sea, but every 12 years the tides sink and the bridge is revealed, its gates open for trade. The Magi are hell-bent on ruling this new world, and for the last two Moontides they have led armies across the bridge on "crusades of conquest". Now, the third Moontide is almost here, and this time the people of the East are ready for a fight... but it is three seemingly ordinary people that will decide the fate of the world.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Nick Podehl
- By Logan on 01-05-15
By: David Hair
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Crimes Against Magic
- The Hellequin Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Steve McHugh
- Narrated by: James Langton
- Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,634
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,390
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,391
How do you keep the people you care about safe from enemies you can’t remember? Ten years ago, Nate Garrett awoke on a cold warehouse floor with no memory of his past and the only clues to his identity were a piece of paper with his name on it and a propensity toward magic. Now he’s a powerful sorcerer and a successful thief for hire, but it turns out that those who stole his memories aren’t done with him yet. When they cause a job to go bad, threatening a sixteen-year-old girl, Nate swears to protect her.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Testosterone IV Drip
- By V on 08-06-14
By: Steve McHugh
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Ghost: The Halloween Boys
- By: Kat Blackthorne
- Narrated by: Orcus Auditory
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 167
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 150
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 150
Blythe has accepted her fate and is tired of running. Who would miss her anyway? She attends her new and eccentric town’s month long Halloween masquerade for one last party before meeting her end. But what will she find...and what will find her?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Get ready for an epic tale
- By ElissaSue on 02-22-23
By: Kat Blackthorne
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The Gorgon Bride
- By: Galen Surlak-Ramsey
- Narrated by: Natasha Soudek
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 414
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 386
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Story4 out of 5 stars 387
Alexander Weiss inadvertently insults Athena, goddess of wisdom, and she casts him away on a forgotten isle filled with statues. Being marooned is bad enough, but the fact that the island is also the home of Euryale, elder sister to Medusa, makes the situation a touch worse. The only thing keeping Alex from being petrified is the fact that Euryale has taken a liking to the blundering mortal. For now.
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5 out of 5 stars
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This book is AWESOME... MORE please!!!
- By Annie Armstrong on 11-02-18
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Welcome to Night Vale
- A Novel
- By: Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor
- Narrated by: Cecil Baldwin, Dylan Marron, Retta, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 6,808
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 6,328
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 6,320
Located in a nameless desert somewhere in the great American Southwest, Night Vale is a small town where ghosts, angels, aliens, and government conspiracies are all commonplace parts of everyday life. It is here that the lives of two women, with two mysteries, will converge.
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4 out of 5 stars
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This is so good, but
- By Christopher on 04-30-16
By: Joseph Fink, and others
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The Blacktongue Thief
- By: Christopher Buehlman
- Narrated by: Christopher Buehlman
- Length: 12 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,080
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,791
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,780
Kinch Na Shannack owes the Takers Guild a small fortune for his education as a thief, which includes (but is not limited to) lock-picking, knife-fighting, wall-scaling, fall-breaking, lie-weaving, trap-making, plus a few small magics. His debt has driven him to lie in wait by the old forest road, planning to rob the next traveler that crosses his path.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Outstanding
- By Anne Vaughan on 05-28-21
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Greek Mythology Explained
- A Deeper Look at Classical Greek Lore and Myth
- By: Marios Christou, David Ramenah
- Narrated by: Derek Perkins
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 251
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 220
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 220
A fascinating take on classical Greek stories: Discover six classic Greek myths in this exciting retelling that paints both famous and lesser known characters in a whole new light. Follow the likes of Odysseus, Lamia, Bellerophon, Icarus, Medusa, and Artemis as their fates are revealed through bloody trials, gut-wrenching betrayals, sinister motives, and broken hearts.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Adults only
- By Morgen La on 01-21-22
By: Marios Christou, and others
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A Power Renewed
- Sentinels of Creation, Volume 1
- By: Robert W. Ross
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,494
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,330
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,325
Out of the smoldering ruins of the war in heaven Archangels Raphael and Michael cannot believe the agreement made between God and his morning star, Lucifer. Unwilling to either destroy the fallen angel or leave him with a free hand upon the world, God sets in motion a struggle that will span the millennia from creation to present day. Two Sentinels are invested with the ability to bend the laws of creation to their will and each represents the primal forces of order and chaos.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A New Type of Super Hero - Most Excellent!!!
- By Midwestbonsai on 10-05-18
By: Robert W. Ross
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The Henchmen Chronicles Collection, Books 1-5
- By: Craig Halloran
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
- Length: 39 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 132
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 117
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 117
Contains the complete Henchmen Chronicles series.
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3 out of 5 stars
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for a credit, why not
- By Daniel on 06-24-23
By: Craig Halloran
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Child of the Flames
- A Sword and Sorcery Saga
- By: D.W. Hawkins
- Narrated by: Malk Williams
- Length: 13 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 31
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 29
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 28
The Red Swords came with the sunrise and took everything Shawna Llewan held dear. Her family massacred, her home destroyed, she escapes with nothing but her mother’s heirloom and the desire for vengeance. When she’s found by Dormael, a Warlock of the Conclave, she learns that her mother’s keepsake - the very reason her family was killed - holds the power to unleash boundless destruction.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great start!
- By Gordon on 08-18-19
By: D.W. Hawkins
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A Promise of Fire
- By: Amanda Bouchet
- Narrated by: Mia Barron
- Length: 14 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,933
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,772
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,770
Catalia "Cat" Fisa is a powerful clairvoyant known as the Kingmaker. This smart-mouthed soothsayer has no interest in her powers and would much rather fly under the radar, far from the clutches of her homicidal mother. But when an ambitious warlord captures her, she may not have a choice. Griffin is intent on bringing peace to his newly conquered realm in the magic-deprived south. When he discovers Cat is the Kingmaker, he abducts her.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Almost Didn't Finish... Awful
- By Doby-Elf on 10-03-16
By: Amanda Bouchet
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River of Shadows
- Underworld Gods Series, Book 1
- By: Karina Halle
- Narrated by: Jo Raylan
- Length: 9 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 110
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 101
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 101
When twenty-four-year old Hanna Heikkinen's estranged father dies, she reluctantly makes the trip to Northern Finland for his funeral. Being in the enchanting land of ice and snow feels miles away from Hanna's busy life back in Los Angeles, especially under the complicated circumstances. But when Hanna discovers that her father's body is missing, that's when things really get weird. A mysterious man, Rasmus, tells Hanna the truth: her father was a powerful shaman who went into Tuonela, the Realm of the Dead, in order to barter for more life.
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3 out of 5 stars
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So disappointed
- By rowpattie on 09-19-22
By: Karina Halle
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Collecting the Goddess
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 17 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 57
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 48
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 48
What is a billionaire heiress supposed to do when all of her older siblings take to business like her parents, proving that business is in their blood. But not hers? There are many good choices. Unfortunately, Chloe decided that partying was the right one. Now, to keep her money, she’s required to attend daily meetings with the family psychologist - daily meetings about how she must change her present to change her future.
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4 out of 5 stars
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ugh
- By Marie on 07-09-20
By: Michael Anderle
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Prodigy of Thunder
- Chronicles of Anna Atticus Stone, Book 1
- By: Sever Bronny
- Narrated by: Moira Quirk
- Length: 24 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 273
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 252
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Story5 out of 5 stars 252
The youngest warlock to ever wield lightning, 14-year-old Anna Atticus Stone dreams of attending the prestigious Academy of Arcane Arts. Except her life is a mess. She's friendless, her older sister keeps knocking her teeth out, and her parents constantly argue.
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4 out of 5 stars
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On the fence
- By Tracey M. Bare on 03-05-22
By: Sever Bronny
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Finding Real Magic
- Relic Diver, Book 1
- By: Shawn Keys
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 12 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 229
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 212
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 209
Zahn’s life has been anything but ordinary. While hunting archaic relics infused with magic from continent to continent, his latest search brings him to Hollywood, and then face-to-face with a movie star he has idolized for years. Until now, he has only cared about the quest. But as lust and love break into his life, Zahn is caught up in a violent competition to retrieve one of the most powerful magical creations of all time from its ancient resting place.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Pretty good
- By Andrew M. S. on 05-26-20
By: Shawn Keys
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- Chris
- 05-12-21
Laugh out loud.
The vocalizations of the main character so worth listening til the end, absolutely tear inspired laughter.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Sweetums
- 01-02-24
Adventure Time
The humor was juvenile and it was one misadventure after the next. If 007 was s vampire who was uneducated and didn’t know about safer sex. It was a good listen but dragged in places. Worth a listen.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- B. W. Peck
- 04-21-21
Sirius Adventure
Loved the bends and twists in the plot as Sirius and Garlic swashbuckle their way through land, sea and air. Not to mention the Immortal Divorce Court and Hell. Very entertaining and looking forward to the next volume.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-13-21
Never knew divorce could be so funny
This was my first audio book I truly enjoyed it! Can’t wait for another one!!!
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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Performance4 out of 5 stars
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Story2 out of 5 stars
- B. Watson
- 09-06-22
Disappointing
Not awful, just dull and terribly, painfully unfunny. And the big confrontation with Hades it builds up to? Feels like a word count was reached and the author went with the fastest way to end it regardless of the rest of the book.
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