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Publisher's Summary
Two reckless but lovable all-American bros make a strong case for maturing slowly through their outrageous yet enlightening misadventures across this great country of ours.
My brother and I are looking for wedding dates for our cousin's wedding.
We've been told by the bride that bringing dates is "mandatory" so we "won't harass all of my friends all night" and will "stay under control". Rather than ask some fringe women in our lives to go and face the inevitable "does this mean he wants to take it to the next level?!" questions, we'd rather bring complete strangers and just figure it out....
We're both in our 20s, single, dashingly tall, Anglo-Saxon, respectfully athletic, love to party, completely house trained - love our mother, have seen Love Actually several times - raw, emotional, sensitive, but still bad boys. You should be attractive, or our aunts will judge you, but not TOO attractive, or one of our uncles might grope you.
Dave and Mike Stangle thought nothing of it when they boozily decided to turn to the "activity partners" section of Craigslist to solicit dates to their cousin's wedding. The hilarious, out-of-this-world ad that they came up with - featuring a picture of the two brothers as centaurs - immediately went viral, eventually landing these Wayfarers-wearing, moped-riding, completely reckless but ultimately loveable bros in the annals of the "Internet famous".
In Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, the Stangle brothers bring their trademark off-color humor to everything from their most embarrassing adolescent experiences (like getting beat up by a girl on their front lawn...in front of their dad) to the most outrageous predicaments (like tripping on mushrooms with their bulldog, Frank) to proper sexting etiquette and finally to breaking up a midget bar fight (you have to shoo them away).
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- Stevie T.
- 06-17-15
aweful
couple of rich frat boys sharing their rude and stupid adventures. if you like juvenile self indulgence then this is for you.
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- Ryan
- 05-31-15
Hilarious
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Yes, it's a great read that keeps you laughing and entertained the entire way though.
What was one of the most memorable moments of Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates?
Midget kick to the nuts...hysterical
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Laugh
Any additional comments?
You will not be disappointed
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- Seymour Butts
- 05-18-21
Cannot Recommend Enough
I bought this book to physically read it - and I did. It had me laughing through to the very end. When I saw it was available on Audible, I had to buy it and listen. I loved it just as much. If you’re in for an easy (and hilarious) listen, look no further.
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- Ryan Hooey
- 04-17-18
Rediculous, unbelievable and down right funny
I purchased this book after reading a recommendation list. It is filled with spit your drink out, laugh out loud crude humour. It was fantastic and quite frankly unbelievable. Just when you think the laughs are done another absolutely wild story comes from left field. It is definitely nothing like the movie, the movie actually toned down the stories ten fold. The brothers hold nothing back in this book and after reading it this is definitely how they live their lives. What makes this listen even better is the fact that the brothers themselves narrate the story. It gives a first hand account to the Tom Foolery that has become commonplace in their lives. It is written in almost a rotating nature where one brother would tell a story about the other. They do an excellent job making you feel like you were actually there during the story. There is not much more to say other than if you are looking for a laugh out loud, ridiculous story that will make you think about all the silly things you did when you were younger, this is it. Or on the flip side of things if you have children around this age then maybe this one will give you nightmares of the things they could be getting up to. Rotten, funny and at times charming. Be warned this one contains lots of drinking, sexual content, some drug use, foul language and a whole lot of memories!
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-21-16
Funny & crazy
I enjoyed the crazy stories & interactions these guys have had. This isn't as much about the Craigslist ad as it is about their lives in general. Raunchy hilarious & unapologetic
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- Sheila
- 05-10-16
funny read
one of those books that have no point but you cant put it down because you need to know the ending.
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- Haley Brown
- 03-18-16
Hilarious
Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates is one of the funniest books I've ever read!
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- DEXTER VAN RIPER
- 05-26-15
A tucker MAX like failed attemp
Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?
Very similar to any Tucker Max book without the wittiness and female punishment. Not my favorite book. It lacked direction and quite frankly was all over the place.
Has Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates turned you off from other books in this genre?
No
Have you listened to any of Dave Stangle and Mike Stangle ’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
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Could you see Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates being made into a movie or a TV series? Who should the stars be?
No
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- emma
- 10-28-16
Crass and brash
The Stangle brothers are crass and brash and yet strangely charming. Despite their self-congratulatory tone on their (sometimes despicable) antics, they come across as basically nice guys, and their stories are often hilarious. Not for the easily offended!
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- michelle
- 01-22-16
i want my credit back
i want my credit back.... worse advice they think of to give to women! seriously!
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Here's Tucker Max's third and final book in his series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole," and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here.
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Unbearable.
- By Angie on 04-10-13
By: Tucker Max
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The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo
- By: Amy Schumer
- Narrated by: Amy Schumer
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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In The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo, Amy mines her past for stories about her teenage years, her family, relationships, and sex and shares the experiences that have shaped who she is - a woman with the courage to bare her soul to stand up for what she believes in, all while making us laugh. Down to earth and relatable, frank and unapologetic, Amy Schumer is one of us: She relies on her sister for advice, still hangs out with her high school pals, and continues to navigate the ever-changing boundaries in love, work, and life.
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mind numbing
- By katrina on 09-17-16
By: Amy Schumer
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Assholes Finish First
- By: Tucker Max
- Narrated by: Tucker Max
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
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What do you do after you write a #1 best-selling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you've got another f-ing book on your hands. Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to "some next-level shit."
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Not impressed
- By RLK on 04-05-17
By: Tucker Max
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Life of the Party
- Stories of a Perpetual Man-Child
- By: Bert Kreischer
- Narrated by: Bert Kreischer
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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A collection of outrageous stories by the stand-up comic, TV host, and inspiration for the movie National Lampoon's Van Wilder. Bert Kreischer doesn't know how to say "no". If he did, he wouldn't have gotten himself mixed up with a group of Russian mobsters on a class trip to Moscow, earning him his nickname "The Machine". He wouldn't have wrestled with a bear or swum with sharks on national television. He wouldn't have (possibly) smoked PCP with a star of Saturday Night Live.
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Fart Chrysler
- By Ryan Bonifay on 05-23-17
By: Bert Kreischer
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Lady Secrets
- Real, Raw, and Ridiculous Confessions of Womanhood
- By: Keltie Knight, Jac Vanek, Becca Tobin
- Narrated by: Keltie Knight, Jac Vanek, Becca Tobin, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Every lady has a secret. A secret so humiliating, embarrassing, scandalous, or disgraceful that you haven’t told a soul—not your closest friends, family, lovers, or doctors. There is so much shame surrounding hiding secrets, and, frankly, enough is enough. The truth is, there is power and freedom in releasing those dirty little secrets out into the big, bad universe. It gives you that same sweet relief as taking off an underwire bra at the end of a long, crappy day. That’s why Keltie Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jac Vanek—hosts of the LadyGang podcast—set their secrets free.
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I hate it but I don’t really know why
- By Amazon Customer on 03-01-23
By: Keltie Knight, and others
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Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me
- By: Chelsea's Family Friends and Other Victims
- Narrated by: Johnny Kansas, Stephanie Stehling, Heather McDonald, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Chelsea Handler loves to smoke out "dumbassness", the condition people suffer from that allows them to fall prey to her brand of complete and utter nonsense. Friends, family, co-workers - they've all been tricked by Chelsea into believing stories of total foolishness and into behaving like total fools. Luckily, they've lived to tell the tales and, for the very first time, write about them.
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Money Grab… Chelsea Owes Me a Credit!
- By MumsyK on 05-26-11
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Scrappy Little Nobody
- By: Anna Kendrick
- Narrated by: Anna Kendrick
- Length: 6 hrs
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Anna Kendrick's autobiographical collection of essays amusingly recounts memorable moments throughout her life, from her middle-class upbringing in New England to the blockbuster movies that have made her one of Hollywood's most popular actresses today. Expanding upon the witty and ironic dispatches for which she is known, Anna Kendrick's essays offer her one-of-a-kind commentary on the absurdities she's experienced on her way to and from the heart of pop culture.
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Anna Kendrick: Scrappy Little... Revelation
- By Andrew on 01-17-17
By: Anna Kendrick
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This Might Get a Little Heavy
- A Memoir
- By: Ralphie May, Nils Parker
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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There was a time when Ralphie May was one of the biggest stand-up comedians in the country, both by ticket sales and by tonnage. While some things changed - Ralphie lost half his body weight - others did not: He will be remembered as one of the most successful comics of his time. Completed just months before his untimely passing, in This Might Get a Little Heavy, Ralphie takes listeners on a behind-the-scenes tour of his life and career, one that winds across the country, over obstacles, beyond heartbreak, and through the golden age of stand-up.
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brilliant and tragic
- By Timothy Trujillo on 08-12-18
By: Ralphie May, and others
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I've Got This Round
- More Tales of Debauchery
- By: Mamrie Hart
- Narrated by: Mamrie Hart
- Length: 6 hrs and 46 mins
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When Mamrie simultaneously enters her 30s and finds herself single for the first time since college, the world is suddenly full of possibilities. Emboldened by the cool confidence that comes with the end of one's 20s plus the newfound independence of an attachment-free lifestyle, Mamrie commits herself to living life with even more spirit, adventure, and heart than before.
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PDF?
- By Therese Bjørge on 09-29-18
By: Mamrie Hart
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It Takes Balls
- Dating Single Moms and Other Confessions from an Unprepared Single Dad
- By: Josh Wolf
- Narrated by: Josh Wolf
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
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Struggling to make it as a stand-up comic didn't always fit with being a single parent. But Josh figured out his own set of rules - through trial and (frequent) error. Early picking up kids from school? The nearby strip club is a great place to kill time and bond with some like-minded dads. Want a drunken heart-to-heart with your son? First make sure there's no Sharpie around in case you pass out.
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funny as hell
- By Marcus on 11-01-16
By: Josh Wolf
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Screw Everyone
- Sleeping My Way to Monogamy
- By: Ophira Eisenberg
- Narrated by: Ophira Eisenberg
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
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Screw Everyone is comedian Ophira Eisenberg's wisecracking account of how she spent most of her life saying "yes" to everything - and everyone - and how that attitude ultimately helped her overcome her phobia of commitment. Skeptical about long-term relationships, Eisenberg approached dating as a sort of research experiment from early on: She spent her twenties traveling from futon to futon and gathering data, figuring that one day she'd put it all together somehow and build her own perfect Frankenmate.
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Meh....
- By Adrien on 05-05-19
By: Ophira Eisenberg
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I'd Like to Play Alone, Please
- Essays
- By: Tom Segura
- Narrated by: Tom Segura
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Tom Segura is known for his twisted takes and irreverent comedic voice. But after a few years of crazy tours and churning out podcasts weekly, all while parenting two young children, he desperately needs a second to himself. It’s not that he hates his friends and family—he’s not a monster—he’s just beat. In this collection of stories, Tom combines his signature curmudgeonly humor with a revealing look at some of the ridiculous situations that shaped him and the ludicrous characters who always seem to seek him out.
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Hot sauce is the best!
- By Michael Bowen on 06-15-22
By: Tom Segura