
Jingle Me Balls
Sea Shenanigans, Book 6
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Narrado por:
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David Brenin
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Robyn Peterman
What in the salty seas could be more important than presents at Christmas time?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Tis’ Christmas time on Mystical Isle, and just like the fat bastard in red, I’ve made a list, and now I shall check it...twice. Yeah, twice. I might wear a diaper, but I’m not an arse.
Battle the human women in sweatpants and snow boots for electronics on Black Friday. Check.
Cover each palm tree in lights even though the mermaids insist they look phallic. Check. By the way, what does phallic mean? Never mind. Check.
Moving on.
Weave a Christmas tale during family story time on the beach, have a family portrait made in the special sweaters I pilfered, and write a letter to Santa. I mean, fat bastard.... Check.
Planning activities that may end in bloodshed. Check. That’s what I call a yuletide win, so check-check.
It seems I have everything under control and Christmas on Mystical Isle will be unforgettable, or I’m not the well-hung god of the sea, Poseidon.
And I am. Check.
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GAWD, YOU NEED THIS!
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The narration makes the story come to life and allow you to listen while not having to worry about clearing the tears of laughter from your eyes to see the words.
Hysterically Fun and Wacky Christmas Adventure
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Perfect Ending!
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The meaning of Christmas
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A holly jolly good time!
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We take all of the mermaids and their spouses on a terrifying funny journey to help live out Poseidon's dream. He will not stop at anything to make sure all the holiday cheer is felt by all.
Super quick listen and good for a laugh.
Bit of a laugh
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