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Jim Gaffigan: Quality Time
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- Length: 1 hr and 13 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Jim Gaffigan is in top form for his seventh comedy special. The four-time Grammy nominated comedian doesn’t understand why we aren’t more honest about the reasons we don’t want to attend events, while at the same time embraces lying to kids. From horses and dog birthdays to traveling and museums, Jim continues to impress. Get ready to sit back and enjoy some Quality Time with Jim Gaffigan!
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story1 out of 5 stars
- Virginia Snyder
- 08-21-20
This is just one of his comedy shows
free on Amazon music.
small waste but still he's funny and amazing.
pickle juice and....
10 people found this helpful
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Kindle Customer
- 05-18-20
Loved Quality Time
Jim Gaffigan never fails to entertain! His stories are engaging and funny. Very relatable. Amazing.
4 people found this helpful
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- v
- 07-07-20
Hilarious
Jim Gaffigan is one of the funnest living comedians. He’s genuinely entertaining and doesn’t need to resort to crass language!
3 people found this helpful
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Carolee
- 05-11-20
Loving this Jim Gaffigan
But horses really? LOL just kidding thankd for the laughs Jim you are a rare talent. I mean that in a good way. Your wife has to be a special lady.
3 people found this helpful
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Mindie
- 02-06-20
only 4 for overall because it wasnt long enough!!
Been listening and watching Jim for years! Always relatable and hilarious!! Keep making us laugh, Jim Gaffigan!
2 people found this helpful
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-24-20
A stale act with an extra dose of annoying!
This book took me by surprise, but not in a good way. I’m a huge Jim Gaffigan fan but this book might have ruined my perception of him. This is the first time his jokes poked fun at actual people rather than in his round about comical way. I found his act to be on the obnoxious side. Every time I thought he was going to switch gears he just drug out the same joke.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- kbaker
- 12-18-19
Very funny! I love Jim Gaffigan!
I love how Jim can make ordinary things so amusing, and without feeling the need to be pointlessly vulgar.
2 people found this helpful
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- Kelly
- 01-10-20
Best show that was ever made
Jim gaffgain is the best comedian ever so I makes me laugh 😑🥰😘On my way jim
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- Thin Lizzy
- 06-26-22
So Funny!
We laughed almost nonstop. I wish there were more of these on Audible. It’s definitely worth the 1 credit.
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- Amazon Customer
- 05-21-22
"Still the king of comedy"
jim is a genius, there is never enough to listen to. Coming from a big family I get the all the jokes because they're all true! Keep on keeping on!!
