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Jim Gaffigan: Quality Time
- Narrated by: Jim Gaffigan
- Length: 1 hr and 13 mins
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- Categories: Arts & Entertainment, Audio Performances & Dramatizations
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Publisher's Summary
Jim Gaffigan is in top form for his seventh comedy special. The four-time Grammy nominated comedian doesn’t understand why we aren’t more honest about the reasons we don’t want to attend events, while at the same time embraces lying to kids. From horses and dog birthdays to traveling and museums, Jim continues to impress. Get ready to sit back and enjoy some Quality Time with Jim Gaffigan!
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- Virginia Snyder
- 08-21-20
This is just one of his comedy shows
free on Amazon music.
small waste but still he's funny and amazing.
pickle juice and....
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- v
- 07-07-20
Hilarious
Jim Gaffigan is one of the funnest living comedians. He’s genuinely entertaining and doesn’t need to resort to crass language!
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- Mindie
- 02-06-20
only 4 for overall because it wasnt long enough!!
Been listening and watching Jim for years! Always relatable and hilarious!! Keep making us laugh, Jim Gaffigan!
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-24-20
A stale act with an extra dose of annoying!
This book took me by surprise, but not in a good way. I’m a huge Jim Gaffigan fan but this book might have ruined my perception of him. This is the first time his jokes poked fun at actual people rather than in his round about comical way. I found his act to be on the obnoxious side. Every time I thought he was going to switch gears he just drug out the same joke.
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- kbaker
- 12-18-19
Very funny! I love Jim Gaffigan!
I love how Jim can make ordinary things so amusing, and without feeling the need to be pointlessly vulgar.
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- Kindle Customer
- 05-18-20
Loved Quality Time
Jim Gaffigan never fails to entertain! His stories are engaging and funny. Very relatable. Amazing.
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- Carolee
- 05-11-20
Loving this Jim Gaffigan
But horses really? LOL just kidding thankd for the laughs Jim you are a rare talent. I mean that in a good way. Your wife has to be a special lady.
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- Kelly
- 01-10-20
Best show that was ever made
Jim gaffgain is the best comedian ever so I makes me laugh 😑🥰😘On my way jim
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- Dee B
- 04-15-21
Hilarious!
Loved every minute of it. Funny and clever. Will definitely recommend it to my friends and family.