Insane Bastards

An Extreme Horror Story

By: Wade H. Garrett

Narrated by: Tom Beyer

Length: 7 hrs and 32 mins

Publisher's Summary

Two idiots, Leonhard "Rocky" Krauss and Byron "Twig" Schlaeger, escape from a mental institution, Cedar Hill Sanitarium, and go on a murderous rampage. Rocky is a large man suffering from gigantism, and Twig is a foul-mouthed and perverted little person. Separately, they had always been mistreated and bullied, but together, they are unstoppable, unleashing sadistic and barbaric acts of violence on the assholes of society.  

Warning! This is an extreme-horror/splatterpunk story that contains adult content, including, but not limited to: profanity, sexuality, brutality, and obscenities. If you're not a seasoned extreme-horror listener, it's highly advised not to embark on this journey. It will save you distress and it'll save me a negative review.

©2017 Wade H. Garrett (P)2018 Wade H. Garrett

Fast paced and not for the weak stomached

Took off fast and never stopped. No down time in this novel from Wade Garrett. Some very creative characters who definitely know how to torture. This sexually amped story leaves nothing to be imagined. I did like how one of the characters evolved through the story to be almost just as sick as his co-conspirator, or should I say “his boss.” Funny dialogues at times but I feel that brought out just how sick these clowns were. Creative, well written, and not for the weak stomached.

OMG LOVED IT

I am a hardcore horror lover. blood guts gore sex and sadism go hand in hand. if you are repulsed by graphic... (and I mean GRAPHIC) sexual assaults mixed with swearing and blood then this is NOT for you....
looking forward to reading more from this author

Sadistic

The most brutal hardcore disgusting book I have ever listened too... Love it!! The detail the author puts into the story makes you visualize it as if your watching a movie in your head along with the guy telling the story. Will be listening to all his books.

very.... horrific.

Horrific, brutal, over the top at times.... loved it. Good character build. wild, insane lunatics... can't go wrong

Kicks it!

This is another well written and awesomely twisted book by Wade H Garrett and the narration by Tom Beyer is top-notch. Love this production. Must listen to this audio adaptation to really discover what twisted extreme horror really should be in this kick a$$ performance.

A Great Book for the Extreme Horror Fan

When it come to writing extreme horror mixed with dar humor and politically incorrectness Wade H. Garrett does not disappoint.

The moral to the story is Don't be an ass to people who are different, look different because if you are you just might end up on the wrong end of an insane persons agenda . Rocky and Twigg are 2 guys who's life was dealt at the Cedar Hill Sanitarium and when they escaped all hell broke loose for the poor bastards who made fun of Rocky and Twigg. A mind blowing story full of gore and carnage and good old extreme horror .

Dismally Boring

And I don't mean the content, I mean how it was presented.
This reads like it was written by a teenager with only a basic vocabulary. The splatter and rape and gore are sadly boring due to how they're presented. The writing is basic if even passable in places with the author using the same words over and over and over and over. I can't tell you how many fucking times I heard : washed over. Or overwhelmed by. Or consumed with. In only the first fucking two hours. It's the author's go to fucking phrase.
The scenarios are disjointed and the characters are shells, even the villains who almost seem like they'll be at least interestingly brutal but wind up just falling short of even basic creativity.
I'm a big fan of gràphic horror, but this is so underwriten its impossible to enjoy even with the narrator giving it his all and he really does.
I'm embarrassed this level of under descriptive, novice work was able to be published. It's not shocking, even though the subject matter it's portraying is. Somehow this shit ends up being a bore.
If you want extreme splatterpunk find another author.

The most twisted book I have ever listen to

I got a lot of laughs out of this book. But also found myself wondering what the writer was thinking. This is stuff nightmares are made of. And although I enjoyed it. I found that some of it made me want to fast foward a bit to get past it. But I listen to the whole book and even told family members to listen to it. It will make you laugh a lot. While other parts will leave you going omg that's so sick. And omg no way. What was this writer thinking when he put this into words. I would say get it listen to it. But have a very strong will to listen to it all. Because you have to really want to listen to get into the book. It is not at all for the weak. Not at all for someone who will judge but more of a sick, twisted, fun book. That will leave you wondering what the hell you just listen to.

The world is full of assholes - Twig

You know that feeling when you’ve eaten too much cotton candy and gone on a carnival ride? That’s how this book made me feel. It was so much fun but made me feel like throwing up. This is easily Wade’s best and most entertaining book to date, although some would argue that I should be locked up in the Cedar Hill Sanitarium for thinking this is in any way entertaining.
I consider myself a seasoned extreme horror reader, but without hesitation, I can say this road trip of debauchery has some of the sickest and most disgusting yet inventive gore scenes I’ve read. There’s also the darkest shade of black humour which could also be used as evidence towards my Cedar Hill incarceration. While the focus of the book is on the gore scenes, there’s enough character development of the two leads to keep it from getting boring and repetitive.
What elevated this to the next level was Tom Beyer’s reading on the audiobook of this novel. Tom’s gleeful narration of such disgusting content feels like being read a children’s bedtime story for damaged adults. I was impressed with the varied repertoire of voices he used where each character was distinctly different and identifiable. But, learn from my mistakes and keep the windows up when listening to this in your car.
Although I received this for free from Wade, I would happily pay for it and highly recommend it to others looking to dip into the deep end of the gore pool.

Hilarious

This was so hilarious 😂 and disgusting. I enjoyed it so very much. Would love to read more.

pointless.

lazy writing, story (if any) goes nowhere. every scene is pretty much the same as the last.

AWESOME but!!!!

There is a lot of genital mutilation but not very often I read or listen to a book that makes me a little queasy so for that commend the writer grim but awesome for those in to the darker side of films it’s for you !!!

Sick

If there are any limits for what is considered decent in literature, this piece of work ignores them! Garrett throws every taboo at the listener that he can get away with. Resulting in a listen that will almost make you retch in parts. A real hoot , I can not wait for a sequel or prequal.

Am I sick? I loved it!

Fantastic! I listened to this book in one sitting. Looking forward to the next instalment.

Brilliant

Great book and narration,love to see this book made into a film. Totally brutal and sick minded story. Love it!

If you’ve got a sick sense of humour, this is for you.

If you liked the saw movies, then this is for you.
Brilliantly thought out. And funny.

pfft what can i say.

its awfull its just pure gore porn i even had to stop at one point and question wtf im doing with my life. yet like a car crash i couldn't stop looking. and the narrator i would love to know his thoughts on reading such a book. he was very good though. whilst disgusted i did enjoy it. but be warned its nasty..

Does not disappoint!

Mr. Garrett's usual theme of extreme gore and blood-soaked torment. Even if you're a seasoned gore/horror fan, this audio book still has many disturbing moments. This is the third audio book I have by wade Garrett, and is by far my favourite, made so by the amazing narrator, he voices each character with their own accent and vocal tones, the main protagonists "twig" and "rocky" sound just as my imagination sounded when I read the book format.

As for content, this is wade Garrett at his best/worst depending on how you view his material, I don't know who rattled his cage before he wrote this, but they sure got him thinking...

if the marquis de sade read this book, he'd think it depraved.

well done, Mr Garrett, another great offering... now... can we get back onto sorting Barry out?