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Essays on Midlife and Motherhood
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Jessi Klein
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Jessi Klein
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An instant New York Times bestseller, I'll Show Myself Out is the eagerly anticipated second essay collection from Jessi Klein, author of the acclaimed debut You’ll Grow Out of It.
Longlisted for the PEN Diamonstein-Spielvogel Award for the Art of the Essay
“Sometimes I think about how much bad news there is to tell my kid, the endlessly long, looping CVS receipt scroll of truly terrible things that have happened, and I want to get under the bed and never come out. How do we tell them about all this? Can we just play Billy Joel’s We Didn’t Start the Fire and then brace for questions? The first of which should be, how is this a song that played on the radio?”
In New York Times bestselling author and Emmy Award-winning writer and producer Jessi Klein’s second collection, she hilariously explodes the cultural myths and impossible expectations around motherhood and explore the humiliations, poignancies, and possibilities of midlife.
In interconnected essays like “Listening to Beyoncé in the Parking Lot of Party City,” “Your Husband Will Remarry Five Minutes After You Die,” “Eulogy for My Feet,” and “An Open Love Letter to Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent,” Klein explores this stage of life in all its cruel ironies, joyous moments, and bittersweetness.
Written with Klein’s signature candor and humanity, I'll Show Myself Out is an incisive, moving, and often uproarious collection.
©2022 Jessi Klein (P)2022 HarperCollins PublishersListeners also enjoyed...
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From the creator of the beloved and universally acclaimed television series BoJack Horseman, a fabulously off-beat collection of short stories about love - the best and worst thing in the universe. Equally at home with the surreal and the painfully relatable (and both at once), Bob-Waksberg delivers a killer combination of humor, romance, whimsy, cultural commentary, and crushing emotional vulnerability.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Breaks your heart in the best way just like bojack
- By Lauren C. on 06-24-19
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Friends and Strangers
- A novel
- By: J. Courtney Sullivan
- Narrated by: Kate Rudd
- Length: 14 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 756
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 642
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Story4 out of 5 stars 643
Elisabeth, an accomplished journalist and new mother, is struggling to adjust to life in a small town after nearly 20 years in New York City. Alone in the house with her infant son all day (and awake with him much of the night), she feels uneasy, adrift. She neglects her work, losing untold hours to her Brooklyn moms' Facebook group, her "influencer" sister's Instagram feed, and text messages with the best friend she never sees anymore. Enter Sam, a senior at the local women's college, whom Elisabeth hires to babysit.
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5 out of 5 stars
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thought provoking story
- By Barbara S on 07-26-20
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How Beautiful We Were
- A Novel
- By: Imbolo Mbue
- Narrated by: Prentice Onayemi, Janina Edwards, Dion Graham, and others
- Length: 14 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 604
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 533
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We should have known the end was near. So begins Imbolo Mbue’s powerful second novel, How Beautiful We Were. Set in the fictional African village of Kosawa, it tells of a people living in fear amid environmental degradation wrought by an American oil company. Pipeline spills have rendered farmlands infertile. Children are dying from drinking toxic water. Promises of cleanup and financial reparations to the villagers are made - and ignored. The country’s government, led by a brazen dictator, exists to serve its own interests.
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5 out of 5 stars
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As relevant as it is heart-wrenching
- By Anonymous User on 10-18-21
By: Imbolo Mbue
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The Family
- By: Naomi Krupitsky
- Narrated by: Marin Ireland
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 986
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 874
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Story4 out of 5 stars 876
Sofia Colicchio is a free spirit, loud and untamed. Antonia Russo is thoughtful, ever observing the world around her. Best friends since birth, they live in the shadow of their fathers’ unspoken community: the Family. Sunday dinners gather them each week to feast, discuss business, and renew the intoxicating bond borne of blood and love. But the disappearance of Antonia’s father drives a whisper-thin wedge between the girls as they grow into women, wives, mothers, and leaders. One fateful night, their loyalty to each other and the Family will be tested.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Another Hyped up Book Club Pick that didn’t deliver
- By steven testasecca on 11-14-21
By: Naomi Krupitsky
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Girl A
- A Novel
- By: Abigail Dean
- Narrated by: Ell Potter
- Length: 12 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 768
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 672
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Story4 out of 5 stars 669
Lex Gracie doesn't want to think about her family. She doesn't want to think about growing up in her parents' House of Horrors. And she doesn't want to think about her identity as Girl A: the girl who escaped, the eldest sister who freed her older brother and four younger siblings. It's been easy enough to avoid her parents - her father never made it out of the House of Horrors he created, and her mother spent the rest of her life behind bars. But when her mother dies in prison and leaves Lex and her siblings the family home, she can't run from her past any longer.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Disappointing...
- By kendra l kramer on 02-09-21
By: Abigail Dean
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Valentine
- A Novel
- By: Elizabeth Wetmore
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell, Jenna Lamia
- Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,813
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,542
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,534
It’s February 1976, and Odessa, Texas, stands on the cusp of the next great oil boom. While the town’s men embrace the coming prosperity, its women intimately know and fear the violence that always seems to follow. In the early hours of the morning after Valentine’s Day, 14-year-old Gloria Ramírez appears on the front porch of Mary Rose Whitehead’s ranch house, broken and barely alive. The teenager had been viciously attacked in a nearby oil field - an act of brutality that is tried in the churches and barrooms of Odessa before it can reach a court of law.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Texas girls don’t say PEE - can
- By red raider lover on 04-16-20
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You'll Grow Out of It
- By: Jessi Klein
- Narrated by: Jessi Klein
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,187
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,843
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,816
In You'll Grow Out of It, Jessi Klein offers - through an incisive collection of real-life stories - a relentlessly funny yet poignant take on a variety of topics she has experienced along her strange journey to womanhood and beyond. These include her "transformation from Pippi Longstocking-esque tomboy to are-you-a-lesbian-or-what tom man", attempting to find watchable porn, and identifying the difference between being called "ma'am" and "miss" (" miss sounds like you weigh 99 pounds").
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5 out of 5 stars
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I like this woman so much!
- By Sarah F. on 07-24-16
By: Jessi Klein
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Mr. Nobody
- A Novel
- By: Catherine Steadman
- Narrated by: Catherine Steadman
- Length: 11 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,247
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,953
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,935
When a man is found on a British beach, drifting in and out of consciousness, with no identification and unable to speak, interest in him is sparked immediately. From the hospital staff who find themselves inexplicably drawn to him, to international medical experts who are baffled by him, to the national press who call him Mr. Nobody, everyone wants answers. Who is this man? And what happened to him?
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3 out of 5 stars
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Along for the ride
- By LW09 on 01-14-20
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Eliza Starts a Rumor
- By: Jane L. Rosen
- Narrated by: Lisa Flanagan
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 338
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 289
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 291
It wasn’t supposed to happen this way. When Eliza Hunt created the Hudson Valley Ladies’ Bulletin Board 15 years ago, she was happily entrenched in her picture-perfect suburban life with her husband and twin preschoolers. Now, with an empty nest and a crippling case of agoraphobia, the once-fun hobby has become her lifeline. So, when a rival parenting forum threatens the site’s existence, she doesn’t think twice before fabricating a salacious rumor to spark things up a bit. It doesn’t take long before that spark becomes a flame.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Reader's Digest Meets Hallmark
- By Ashleigh Marie Brown on 11-30-21
By: Jane L. Rosen
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The Poison Thread
- A Novel
- By: Laura Purcell
- Narrated by: Jayne Entwistle, Elizabeth Knowelden
- Length: 12 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 753
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 672
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Dorothea Truelove is young, wealthy, and beautiful. Ruth Butterham is young, poor, and awaiting trial for murder. When Dorothea's charitable work brings her to Oakgate Prison, she is delighted by the chance to explore her fascination with phrenology and test her hypothesis that the shape of a person's skull can cast a light on their darkest crimes. But when she meets one of the prisoners, the teenaged seamstress Ruth, she is faced with another strange idea.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Well told gothic story good narrators
- By ReallyNelie on 08-10-19
By: Laura Purcell
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The Daughters of Erietown
- A Novel
- By: Connie Schultz
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 14 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 619
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 524
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1957, Clayton Valley, Ohio. Ellie has the best grades in her class. Her dream is to go to nursing school and marry Brick McGinty. A basketball star, Brick has the chance to escape his abusive father and become the first person in his blue-collar family to attend college. But when Ellie learns that she is pregnant, everything changes. Just as Brick and Ellie revise their plans and build a family, a knock on the front door threatens to destroy their lives.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Compelling
- By Barbara Dyke on 06-14-20
By: Connie Schultz
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Damnation Spring
- By: Ash Davidson
- Narrated by: CJ Wilson, Rebecca Lowman, Mark Sanderlin, and others
- Length: 15 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 469
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 410
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Colleen and Rich Gundersen are raising their young son, Chub, on the rugged California coast. It’s 1977, and life in this Pacific Northwest logging town isn’t what it used to be. For generations, the community has lived and breathed timber; now that way of life is threatened. Colleen is an amateur midwife. Rich is a tree-topper. It’s a dangerous job that requires him to scale trees hundreds of feet tall - a job that both his father and grandfather died doing. Colleen and Rich want a better life for their son - and they take steps to assure their future.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Many sides to the story, beautifully told
- By A. Golden on 09-03-21
By: Ash Davidson
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On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous
- A Novel
- By: Ocean Vuong
- Narrated by: Ocean Vuong
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,482
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,989
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,969
Poet Ocean Vuong’s debut novel is a shattering portrait of a family, a first love, and the redemptive power of storytelling. On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous is a letter from a son to a mother who cannot read. Written when the speaker, Little Dog, is in his late 20s, the letter unearths a family’s history that began before he was born - a history whose epicenter is rooted in Vietnam - and serves as a doorway into parts of his life his mother has never known, all of it leading to an unforgettable revelation.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Beautifully written, but painful.
- By NB on 06-10-19
By: Ocean Vuong
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Enemy Women
- By: Paulette Jiles
- Narrated by: Reba Buhr
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 234
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 205
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The Colley family is made of modest farmers in the Missouri Ozarks. Although Southerners, the Colleys try to remain neutral, a fact ignored by the Union militia who confiscate their livestock, burn their farm, and arrest their daughter, Adair, on charges of “enemy collaboration”. Yet as this innocent young woman soon discovers, fate can have a double edge. While imprisoned, she falls in love with her interrogator, a Union major who helps her escape.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Might be better to read this one
- By sssnoo on 10-31-20
By: Paulette Jiles
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Sing You Home
- A Novel
- By: Jodi Picoult
- Narrated by: Thérèse Plummer, Brian Hutchison, Mia Barrow, and others
- Length: 17 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,481
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,363
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,354
In the aftermath of a series of personal tragedies, Zoe throws herself into her career as a music therapist. When an unexpected friendship slowly blossoms into love, she makes plans for a new life, but to her shock and inevitable rage, some people - even those she loves and trusts most - don’t want that to happen.
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3 out of 5 stars
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The singing ruins it!
- By Amazon Customer on 06-27-19
By: Jodi Picoult
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A Long Petal of the Sea
- A Novel
- By: Isabel Allende, Nick Caistor, Amanda Hopkinson
- Narrated by: Edoardo Ballerini
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,716
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,175
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,152
In the late 1930s, civil war grips Spain. When General Franco and his Fascists succeed in overthrowing the government, hundreds of thousands are forced to flee in a treacherous journey over the mountains to the French border. Among them is Roser, a pregnant young widow, who finds her life intertwined with that of Victor Dalmau, an army doctor and the brother of her deceased love. In order to survive, the two must unite in a marriage neither of them desires.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Impressive
- By Jean on 05-24-20
By: Isabel Allende, and others
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Summer Sisters
- By: Judy Blume
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss, Mark Deakins, Cassandra Campbell, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 409
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 370
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In the summer of 1977, Victoria Leonard’s world changes forever when Caitlin Somers chooses her as a friend. Dazzling, reckless Caitlin welcomes Vix into the heart of her sprawling, eccentric family, opening doors to a world of unimaginable privilege, sweeping her away to vacations on Martha’s Vineyard, an enchanting place where the two friends become “summer sisters”. Now, years later, Vix is working in New York City. Caitlin is getting married on the Vineyard. And the early magic of their long complicated friendship has faded.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Not one of her best
- By L on 05-04-22
By: Judy Blume
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Doctors and Friends
- By: Kimmery Martin
- Narrated by: Shannon McManus, Dorothy Dillingham Blue, Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 12 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 91
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 85
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 85
Hannah, Compton, and Kira have been close friends since medical school, reuniting once a year for a much-needed vacation. Just as they gather to travel in Spain, an outbreak of a fast-spreading virus throws the world into chaos.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Post COVID
- By RueRue on 01-09-23
By: Kimmery Martin
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- Emily Schmidt
- 01-10-23
Jessi!
Such a powerful collection of essays. Hero’s journey made me weep. Underwear sandwich made me cackle. It’s just great.
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- Margaux Lange
- 05-25-23
Just finished and I want to read it again IMMEDIATELY.
This is by far my favorite book about the experience of motherhood that I’ve ever read, and embarrassingly, I’ve read A LOT of books about the experience of motherhood. It made me laugh and cry and more than anything, feel a lot less alone.
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- Laura E. Bailey
- 01-11-24
A must-read for all mamas
Absolutely hilarious and also heartwarming. The author articulates exactly how motherhood feels when I so often can’t find the words. Loved it!
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- LRB
- 01-09-24
Do people care? Yes- other moms.
This whole book was amazing. Went through it way too fast. I Especially loved the fashion chapter. What the fuck am I supposed to wear?!
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- Ruthie Kurtz
- 08-13-24
THE best book about parenting
It’s the best book about parenting without being a book about parenting. What a beautiful soul this author is.
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- Karyn Myers
- 05-26-22
Wonderful book
Very fun. And actually very informative for new parents. I was struck by how smart and insightful she is.
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- mtdaura
- 12-07-22
I laughed out loud. I felt seen!
This is my second book by Jessie Klein and I can honestly say that I she did not disappoint. Her reflections on motherhood resonated in my soul! I laughed, I cried. I felt heard. I felt seen. I felt I was not alone. 💕
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- Julia Szendrei
- 03-30-23
The world needs more of Jessi Klein
My favorite book. I dive into so many psych books, self help… this hilariously beautiful book was monumental. From tears to laughs you’ve got to listen!
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- David Todd DeVries
- 07-16-23
The best reflection of parenthood
Jessi Klein writes the most poignant, thoughtful and funny reflections on parenting that I have read.
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- Simone
- 10-30-23
Perfect sequel to You’ll Grow Out of It.
I’m seeing reviews where people are complaining that Jesse is complaining, but that isn’t my experience of this book. Jesse takes on Motherhood with her classically dry, realist sense of humor. It’s a beautiful balance of struggle and hope all wrapped in the Jessi Klein lens I was hoping for.
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