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Wilderness Survival Tip Number 1: Drinking your own sweat will not save your life. Somebody might have told you that, but they were trying to find out if you'd really do it.

Henry Lambert would rather play video games than spend time in the great outdoors - but that doesn't make him a wuss. Skinny nerd? Fine. But wuss is a little harsh. Sadly, his dad doesn't agree. Which is why Henry is being shipped off to Strongwoods Survival Camp. Strongwoods isn't exactly as advertised. It looks like the victim of a zombie apocalypse, the "camp director" is a psycho drill sergeant, and Henry's sure he saw a sign written in blood...

Wilderness Survival Tip Number 2: In case of an avalanche, don't despair. You're doomed, but that's a wicked cool death. Wilderness Survival Tip Number 3: If you're relying on this audiobook for actual survival tips, you're dead already.

©2014 Jeff Strand (P)2014 Audible Inc.

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Entertaining

This is a truly entertaining and funny book. Pretty sure I knew some of these kids when I was young. Strand drops in random, yet perfect little details about awkward teens. I run when I listen to books and I laughed out loud throughout this story and got in extra miles so I could hear more. Aaron Landon is an excellent reader. Wolf Hunt was also fun and I look forward to WH 2 and his other works.

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love it

it was cool and i dont suggest for like 9 year olds but it is so cool

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great read!

I love this author. his books have the psychological Thriller style I like with the smart ass narrator and thinking of the main character. I was laughing half the time so funny I love all the innuendos and inside jokes it was great I read it all in one day.

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Don't waste your time

Not his best work. It wasn't even entertaining enough to keep me interested. I kept catching myself zone out but wasn't upset that I missed a part.