How to Sell a Romance
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Narrated by:
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Khaya Fraites
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Alexa Martin
Romance is the biggest scheme of them all in this laugh-out-loud romantic comedy from beloved author Alexa Martin.
Emerson Pierce loves everything about being a kindergarten teacher except the painfully low salary. It isn’t until she hears about Petunia Lemon—an opportunity to sell makeup products, make some extra money, and meet a group of skin-care aficionados—that she begins to see the light at the end of the tunnel. Sure, it sounds a little too good to be true, but what’s the worst that could happen?
Investigative reporter Lucas Miller didn’t always have a chip on his shoulder...until his wife joined Petunia Lemon, drained their savings, and filed for divorce. Now he’s a little bitter, a lot single, and determined to expose the company. After infiltrating their largest convention yet, the last thing he expects is to lose sight of his mission for one night with the gorgeous woman at the bar.
When Emerson and Lucas learn that she’s his daughter’s teacher, they decide to ignore their scorching chemistry. Until things with Petunia Lemon turn downright diabolical and Emerson turns to Lucas for help. They work together to bring the company down but can the two come out on top in this pyramid scheme of love?
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Critic reviews
"With so much conflict around them, Martin’s characters find their strength in the abundant warmth of their connection. Because as fun as it is to see villains get their comeuppance, and as gratifying as it is when a character’s virtue is rewarded, the best romances ask us to imagine something beyond the tallying of debits and credits. Love is a gift, not a wage. Love is an action, not a product. Humanity is not earned, it is experienced. Silence the voice in your head that divides people into those who deserve and those who don’t."—New York Times
“How to Sell a Romance might be my favorite Alexa Martin novel yet! Martin has created a sweet, hilarious, and seriously hot love story that also feels like binging a docuseries on a multi-level marketing scam. These messy characters had my heart from page one and I know they’ll have yours too. An absolute delight!"—Denise Williams, author of Just Our Luck
“Alexa Martin’s books are like sitting with a friend at a bar, drink in hand, while you laugh uproariously all night. I love everything she writes and How to Sell a Romance is Martin at her peak—exuberant, vibrant and endlessly fun.” —Ali Rosen, author of Recipe for Second Chances and Unlikely Story
“Martin delivers another page turner with How to Sell a Romance, masterfully blending humor, heart and steam. A delightful, escapist romp from the very first page — I loved it!” —Suzanne Park, author of One Last Word
"Martin’s latest novel will delight rom-com readers looking for a fast-paced spicy read with a fresh plotline."—Booklist (starred review)
"An equally sweet and scintillating romance that offers plentiful humor and a feel-good vibe enhanced by Emerson’s supportive friend group. Readers will have no trouble rooting for this cute couple."—Publishers Weekly
“Fast-paced and ultra steamy...readers who appreciate romances without a third-act breakup will be enchanted.”—Library Journal
“How to Sell a Romance might be my favorite Alexa Martin novel yet! Martin has created a sweet, hilarious, and seriously hot love story that also feels like binging a docuseries on a multi-level marketing scam. These messy characters had my heart from page one and I know they’ll have yours too. An absolute delight!"—Denise Williams, author of Just Our Luck
“Alexa Martin’s books are like sitting with a friend at a bar, drink in hand, while you laugh uproariously all night. I love everything she writes and How to Sell a Romance is Martin at her peak—exuberant, vibrant and endlessly fun.” —Ali Rosen, author of Recipe for Second Chances and Unlikely Story
“Martin delivers another page turner with How to Sell a Romance, masterfully blending humor, heart and steam. A delightful, escapist romp from the very first page — I loved it!” —Suzanne Park, author of One Last Word
"Martin’s latest novel will delight rom-com readers looking for a fast-paced spicy read with a fresh plotline."—Booklist (starred review)
"An equally sweet and scintillating romance that offers plentiful humor and a feel-good vibe enhanced by Emerson’s supportive friend group. Readers will have no trouble rooting for this cute couple."—Publishers Weekly
“Fast-paced and ultra steamy...readers who appreciate romances without a third-act breakup will be enchanted.”—Library Journal
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