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How to Lose an Alien in 10 Days
- Alienn, Arkansas, Book 2
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Series: Alienn, Arkansas, Book 2
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Romance, Science Fiction
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Publisher's Summary
Alexandria Latham Borne is supposed to marry into one of Alpha-Prime’s most prestigious families. Her unwanted future fiancé has wealth, breeding, social status...and that’s about it. She is less than wowed during their luxury get-to-know-you journey to Earth.
Once the spaceship docks in Alienn, Arkansas, Ria jumps at the chance to jump ship and explore the colony of extraterrestrials hiding in plain sight.
Cam Grey takes his job as chief of security at the galactic way station and the Big Bang truck stop operated by his family very seriously, but even he needs a break.
No one suspects the by-the-book enforcer’s secret refuge is the karaoke bar just over the county line from Alienn, Arkansas. It starts out as just another night of uncomplicated amusement. But no one is more surprised than the jaded alpha when the gorgeous woman with blue-streaked hair sings her way into his bed...and his heart.
When he learns his sexy karaoke singer has defied colony rules, putting them all at risk of discovery by the unsuspecting earthlings, he knows his duty. What he should do is lock her in the brig. What he does do is ignore all the rules he’s spent his career upholding.
Cam’s also been burned by love before, but his mischievous Ria is a rule-breaker he can’t resist. Is she a heartbreaker, too?
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- Mezmerising
- 06-08-20
How to Lose an Alien
This story is a bit of a forbidden love one. Ria is promised to someone else when she jumps ship on Earth. Cam, on a rare day off as head security guard, almost misses all the excitement of a missing passenger.
Honestly this story was so feel good, it left little bubbles of happiness coursing through me. It was so feel good I couldn’t help but grin after each listening session. BJ Harrison absolutely does this story justice and you can hear the smile in his voice as he reads.
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- BookNerd
- 03-06-20
As much fun as book 1
I downloaded and listened to How To Lose An Alien in 10 Days immediately after finishing book one and listened in one sitting! The writing is fun, fast paced, and witty, and the narration is always enjoyable with B.J. Harrison on the job. Now I'm off to download the Nocturne Falls Universe books by Fiona Roarke.
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- jjthor
- 03-03-20
Loved it!
This is the second story of Alienn where a group of aliens are hiding out and living among us. Cam is the chief of security at the galactic way station who loves to visit a local karaoke bar to relax. Ria is escaping from an unwanted fiancé by jumping ship and heading for the local town to get away from all the pressure. When they both meet things get fun! great story to listen to plenty of laughs. I loved the narrator of this one BJ Harrison has done another wonderful job of making the story come alive. looking forward to listening to more from this author.
