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Fooled Around and Spelled in Love
- A Cozy Paranormal Mystery: The Happily Everlasting Series, Book 3
- By: Michelle M. Pillow
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 5 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 213
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 188
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 187
Welcome to Everlasting, Maine, where there's no such thing as normal. Anna Crawford is well aware her town is filled with supernaturals, but she isn't exactly willing to embrace her paranormal gifts. Her aunt says she's a witch-in-denial. All Anna wants is to live a quiet "normal" life and run her business, Witch's Brew Coffee Shop and Bakery. But everything is about to be turned upside down the moment Jackson Argent walks into her life. Jackson isn't sure why he agreed to come back to his boyhood home of Everlasting. It's like a spell was cast and he couldn't say no.
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5 out of 5 stars
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loved it
- By donald coalson on 02-16-19
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The Forgettable Miss French
- Shadowvale, Book 3
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 8 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 307
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 287
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 286
Werewolf Virginia "Ginny" French's curse means no one can remember her. Not even for as long as it takes to ring up her groceries or make her favorite iced coffee. And being that forgettable has turned her life into an incredibly lonely existence. So much so, she's thinking about doing something really wild just to entertain herself. Werewolf Ezekiel "Easy" Grayle loved his life until he got struck by lightning and lost control of his shifting abilities. It’s led to some uncomfortable situations - and the decision to move to a town where the unpredictable is acceptable.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Not to be forgotten
- By Mezmerising on 09-16-19
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Once Hunted, Twice Shy
- The Happily Everlasting Series, Book 2
- By: Mandy M. Roth
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 5 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 288
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 257
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 257
Wolf-shifter Hugh Lupine simply wants to make it through the month and win the bet he has with his best friend. He's not looking to date anyone, or to solve a murder, but when a breathtaking beauty runs him over (literally), he's left no choice but to take notice of the quirky, sassy newcomer. She'd be perfect if it wasn't for the fact she's the granddaughter of the local supernatural hunter.
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3 out of 5 stars
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uh. wtf. not as good as the first
- By Deb on 04-06-18
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Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes: A Cozy Paranormal Mystery
- A Happily Everlasting World Novel: (Un)Lucky Valley, Book 1
- By: Michelle M. Pillow
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 188
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 166
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 165
Some people just have all the luck. And then there are people like Lily Goode. Abandoned at a young age, Lily and her brother, Dante, have never had it easy. So when Lily learns she has inherited an old house her estranged mother left behind, she thinks it could be the opportunity to make a fresh start. But she quickly learns that things aren't exactly what they seem in Lucky Valley. The mysterious accidents and strange hallucinations have Lily wondering: Has her luck run out—or simply taken an otherworldly turn?
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5 out of 5 stars
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I loved it!
- By Bridget Rezabek on 10-09-18
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Witchful Thinking
- The Happily Everlasting Series, Book 4
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B. J. Harrison
- Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 220
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 202
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 202
Welcome to Everlasting, Maine, where there's no such thing as normal. Charlotte Fenchurch knows that, which is why she's not that surprised when a very special book of magic falls into her hands at the library where she works. As a fledgling witch, owning her own grimoire is a dream come true. But there’s something... mysterious about the book she just can’t figure out. Leopard shifter Walker Black knows what's odd about the book.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great Mystery -kept me guessing until the end!
- By S. Schmidt on 01-03-18
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Witch Summer Night's Cream
- Bewitched by Chocolate Mysteries, Book 3
- By: H.Y. Hanna
- Narrated by: Pearl Hewitt
- Length: 6 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 253
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 232
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 231
Caitlyn is looking forward to celebrating her first Midsummer's Eve in England. But when a teenage girl is mysteriously murdered and a priceless love potion goes missing, she and her cousins are plunged into a puzzling mystery. Is the girl's death connected to the midnight bonfires at the ancient stone circle? What about the two strangers who recently visited the enchanted chocolate shop belonging to the "village witch"?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Chocolate Magic plus
- By cstardancer on 03-14-19
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Dead Man Talking: A Cozy Paranormal Mystery
- The Happily Everlasting Series, Book 1
- By: Jana DeLeon
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 5 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 690
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 620
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 619
Meteorologist Zoe Parker put Everlasting in her rearview mirror as soon as she had her college degree in hand. But when Sapphire, her eccentric great-aunt, takes a tumble down the stairs in her lighthouse home, Zoe returns to the tiny fishing hamlet to look after her. Zoe has barely crossed the county line when strange things start happening with the weather, and she discovers Sapphire's fall was no accident. Someone is searching the lighthouse, but Sapphire has no idea what they're looking for.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Meh...
- By Michelle on 12-23-17
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The Vampire's Cursed Kiss
- Shadowvale, Book 2
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B. J. Harrison
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 351
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 324
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 322
Shadowvale isn’t your typical small town America. The sun never shines, the gates decide who enters, magic abounds, and every resident bears some kind of curse. Vampire Constantin Thibodeaux was cured of his sun "allergy" when he moved to Shadowvale. Now he runs the local bookstore, which is really just a sideline to filling his own library. Books, unlike people, are far more forgiving of his prickly nature. But he doesn’t care if people don’t like him. He is who he is. And he’s happy. Well, he’s content. Okay, he’s…fine.
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3 out of 5 stars
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1st Kristen Painter book I didn't like
- By MJ Bennett on 06-30-19
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Love Potions
- Warlocks MacGregor Book 1
- By: Michelle M. Pillow
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 352
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 316
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Story4 out of 5 stars 316
Erik MacGregor is from a clan of ancient Scottish warlocks. He isn't looking for love. After centuries, it's not even a consideration...until he moves in next door to Lydia Barratt. It's clear that the shy beauty wants nothing to do with him, but he's drawn to her and determined to win her over.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Could not get into this book
- By Vicki on 04-14-19
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The Trouble with Witches
- Shadowvale, Book 1
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 587
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 544
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 541
Shadowvale isn’t typical small-town America. The sun never shines, the gates decide who enters, magic abounds, and every resident bears some kind of curse. No one knows this as well as raven shifter Deacon Evermore, who, like everyone in his family, has a curse. While his position as Shadowvale’s peacekeeper lets him use that curse for good, he’d rather live anywhere else. He stays for his family but doubts he can last much longer.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A left at the door review of Trouble with Witches
- By Liadan on 06-18-19
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Swamp Santa
- A Miss Fortune Mystery, Book 16
- By: Jana DeLeon
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 696
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 636
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 632
It's Christmas in Sinful and Fortune is set to participate in all the local hoopla. A Christmas gala, caroling, and a sleigh ride are on the agenda. Murder is not. But when someone bumps off Santa, Fortune is aware a killer is lurking among the holiday cheer. But with no client and no reason to interfere with a police investigation, it looks as if Fortune, Ida Belle, and Gertie will have to sit this one out.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Christmas in Sinful!!
- By Wayne on 02-06-20
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A Witch's Handbook of Kisses and Curses
- Half-Moon Hollow, Book 7
- By: Molly Harper
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 9 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,734
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 4,378
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4,358
Nola Leary would have been content to stay in Kilcairy, Ireland, healing villagers at her family’s clinic with a mix of magic and modern medicine. But a series of ill-timed omens and a deathbed promise to her grandmother have sent her on a quest to Half-Moon Hollow, Kentucky, to secure her family’s magical potency for the next generation. Her supernatural task? To unearth four artifacts hidden by her grandfather before a rival magical family beats her to it. Complication One: The artifacts are lost somewhere in vampire Jane Jameson’s occult bookshop. Complication Two: Her new neighbor, Jed Trudeau, keeps turning up half-naked at the strangest times....
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5 out of 5 stars
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One of the best spin offs I have read!
- By Diana Turmenne on 05-28-13
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The Reaper Rescues the Genie
- Nocturne Falls, Book 9
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 819
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 762
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 756
Welcome to Nocturne Falls, the town that celebrates Halloween 365 days a year. The tourists think it's all a show: the vampires, the werewolves, the witches, the occasional gargoyle flying through the sky. But the supernaturals populating the town know better. Living in Nocturne Falls means being yourself. Fangs, fur, and all. Death is what grim reaper Lucien Dupree knows best. Or rather, he did until his reaping powers became tragically unreliable. Now he’s living in a self-imposed exile to keep humanity safe. Sure, it’s a lonely existence, but it’s the best thing for everyone.
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5 out of 5 stars
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AWESOME!
- By Kindle Customer on 07-31-18
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Miss Frost Chills the Cheater
- A Nocturne Falls Mystery (Jayne Frost, Book 6)
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: Hollis McCarthy
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 485
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 446
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 446
Jayne takes Sinclair on a much-needed visit to her winter wonderland home, the North Pole. She wants him to see what her royal life is truly like. She knows the protocol and regulations that define her existence as heir to the Winter Throne aren’t for everyone and worries it will be more than he wants to handle. All seems well until a weird coincidence in a toy contest has some of the citizens of the North Pole giving Sinclair the side-eye. He’s a necromancer, and not everyone is okay with that.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fabulous
- By Marti DeGregorio on 11-28-18
Publisher's Summary
Alexandria Latham Borne is supposed to marry into one of Alpha-Prime’s most prestigious families. Her unwanted future fiancé has wealth, breeding, social status...and that’s about it. She is less than wowed during their luxury get-to-know-you journey to Earth.
Once the spaceship docks in Alienn, Arkansas, Ria jumps at the chance to jump ship and explore the colony of extraterrestrials hiding in plain sight.
Cam Grey takes his job as chief of security at the galactic way station and the Big Bang truck stop operated by his family very seriously, but even he needs a break.
No one suspects the by-the-book enforcer’s secret refuge is the karaoke bar just over the county line from Alienn, Arkansas. It starts out as just another night of uncomplicated amusement. But no one is more surprised than the jaded alpha when the gorgeous woman with blue-streaked hair sings her way into his bed...and his heart.
When he learns his sexy karaoke singer has defied colony rules, putting them all at risk of discovery by the unsuspecting earthlings, he knows his duty. What he should do is lock her in the brig. What he does do is ignore all the rules he’s spent his career upholding.
Cam’s also been burned by love before, but his mischievous Ria is a rule-breaker he can’t resist. Is she a heartbreaker, too?
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- BookNerd
- 03-06-20
As much fun as book 1
I downloaded and listened to How To Lose An Alien in 10 Days immediately after finishing book one and listened in one sitting! The writing is fun, fast paced, and witty, and the narration is always enjoyable with B.J. Harrison on the job. Now I'm off to download the Nocturne Falls Universe books by Fiona Roarke.
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- jjthor
- 03-03-20
Loved it!
This is the second story of Alienn where a group of aliens are hiding out and living among us. Cam is the chief of security at the galactic way station who loves to visit a local karaoke bar to relax. Ria is escaping from an unwanted fiancé by jumping ship and heading for the local town to get away from all the pressure. When they both meet things get fun! great story to listen to plenty of laughs. I loved the narrator of this one BJ Harrison has done another wonderful job of making the story come alive. looking forward to listening to more from this author.