• How to Eat a Banana

  • The Art of Oral Pleasure: How to Give Head Like a Porn Star
  • By: C. J. Ryder
  • Narrated by: Charlene McCallum
  • Length: 1 hr and 43 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (50 ratings)

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How to Eat a Banana

By: C. J. Ryder
Narrated by: Charlene McCallum
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Publisher's Summary

How to Eat a Banana is a step-by-step, how-to guide for giving amazing blowjobs. There is an art to oral love, which most women have yet to master. However, once mastered and performed by someone skilled and confident in their abilities, it is a concrete example of the pleasure of giving. No matter what your current level of experience is, this guide will leave you feeling confident and eager to use your newly acquired skills! You will join the ranks of the sexually uninhibited and transform your love life and relationship. This guide is for the woman who is ready to unleash her inner "oral sex goddess"! If you're eager to learn tips, tricks, techniques, and secrets to what makes men tick, look no further. Learn to give head like a porn star!

©2018 C. J. Ryder (P)2019 Goddess Good LLC
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Categories: Erotica

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HIGHLY informative!

This book, though I was iffy at first, turned out to be absolutely phenomenal.
She's right when she says it's mental. The way you approach it, and the way you complete it are all parts of your attitude towards the deed.
If you love doing it, he'll love you doing it. It's been so helpful, I had to actually tell him how I knew the "new things." LoL.
It was apparent that I was doing some new things, and he was MORE THAN happy about it - just worried about how I found out the new stuff. He's a very verbal man; not afraid of telling me how he wants it, but since this book... He doesn't really say anything anymore - just lots of moans & groans and words of encouragement. The surprising moments - coming home after a frustrating day... Yep. Right at the door - guided him straight to the chair, offered a cigar and a bottle of water, and took it from there. He forgot about his day until we saw a commercial that made him remember. "Man. Today was brutal. I'm glad it's over." And that was it. LoL. Yep. It didn't even matter anymore.
Definitely Recommend.
Think you already know what you're doing? We can ALWAYS be better (or he'll find that other chick that's better - up to you). This book is a great little guideline.
"Be an Oral Sx Goddess." "Love the d**k." Truer words have never been spoken.
Thanks for the book! And all the pleasure that came from APPLYING the suggestions! 😘

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👀

A lot of the things, I knew from experience. However, she did drop some serious bombs in there and I had a few AHA moments! Good read. I feel like she is my spirit animal.

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Fantastic

BUY THIS BOOK!!! She gives great advice. I thought I knew, but she takes it to a whole ‘nother level. Bless her. Worth the investment and on point.

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informative!!

loved it. very too the point.im going to pit her words to practice...great job thank you

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I couldn’t take listening to her voice nor her advice. I found it annoying and useless.

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every womans best kept secret revealed

have to say this is the best book I've came across so far. straight to the point nothing extra or unnecessary just basically learning how to make your self feeling like your the best goddess ever at this deed if you can sell that then you can sell anything..lalallove it ..can save a marriage believe it <3

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gave a lot of info to help a beginner

it did cover lots of stuff and she explained why and how.i think.thatbthis book can be helpful

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  • Freya
  • 08-25-20

What century was this written in...

I really enjoyed the first part of this book. Very informative & the techniques were described well. However in the last part...it recommends such gems as if you don’t swallow this is a great disappointment, and could lead to your man to cheat! What!!
I suspect this has been written by a man who is stuck in the 1960s.

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