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Django Wexler
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Groundhog Day meets Guardians of the Galaxy in Django Wexler’s laugh-out-loud fantasy tale about a young woman who, tired of defending humanity from the Dark Lord, decides to become the Dark Lord herself.
Davi has done this all before. She’s tried to be the hero and take down the all-powerful Dark Lord. A hundred times she’s rallied humanity and made the final charge. But the time loop always gets her in the end. Sometimes she’s killed quickly. Sometimes it takes a while. But she’s been defeated every time.
This time? She’s done being the hero and done being stuck in this endless time loop. If the Dark Lord always wins, then maybe that’s who she needs to be. It’s Davi’s turn to play on the winning side.
Burningblade & Silvereye
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“All hail Dark Lord Davi! How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying is outrageously fun, filled with campy humor, action and unexpected warm-heartedness. I grinned from the first page to the last.”—Fonda Lee, author of Jade City
"Wickedly sharp, funny, and raunchy. Wexler delights in punching holes in the beloved cliches of fantasy, and I adore this. If you ever thought: if I was the villain, I'd actually be smart about things, then this is the book for you."—Jenn Lyons, author of The Ruin of Kings
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Saved by Duke Kinson, Morgan found a new life in the world of Dunnishire. Orphaned as a young teenager, he found himself in a new world where making friends was easy. That all came crashing down the day he turned sixteen and found out he not only had a death affinity, but was also a necromancer. For a time, all necromancers were put down before they could gain levels or power.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Hard to get through
- De Sam S en 01-28-25
De: Boyd Lee
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Time to Play
- Apocalypse Parenting, Book 1
- De: Erin Ampersand
- Narrado por: Laurie Catherine Winkel
- Duración: 13 h y 43 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 239
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 197
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 197
A few minutes ago, Meghan Moretti's biggest concern was getting the kids' athletic clothes washed in time for practice this evening. Now, it seems that Earth has been forced into participating in some high-stakes intergalactic reality television. All electrical wiring has been slagged, and most combustibles neutralized. Some kind of evil space rodents are appearing on the front lawn, too.
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4 out of 5 stars
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just eating no review here.
- De Cory A. Marshall en 04-03-23
De: Erin Ampersand
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The Briar Book of the Dead
- De: A.G. Slatter
- Narrado por: Jess Nesling
- Duración: 12 h y 5 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 80
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 70
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Ellie Briar is the first non-witch to be born into her family for generations. The Briar family of witches run the town of Silverton, caring for its inhabitants with their skills and magic. In the usual scheme of things, they would be burnt for their sorcery, but the church has given them dispensation in return for their protection of the borders of the Darklands, where the much-feared Leech Lords hold sway.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great standalone read
- De Ally en 09-10-24
De: A.G. Slatter
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Liches Get Stitches
- Liches Get Stitches, Book 1
- De: HJ Tolson
- Narrado por: Ella Lynch
- Duración: 8 h y 23 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 201
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Busy with troubles of her own, Maud the village witch just wants to be left alone. Peace and quiet should be easy enough when you're dead, right? Wrong. Reborn as a powerful lich, Maud is suddenly faced with the attentions of all the righteous heroes, holy clerics, and nosy neighbors of the realm. Now, instead of whiling away the days in her garden with her cat and her knitting, Maud must figure out how much force is required to crush a man's spine, the proper storage solution to keep a spoiling cadaver, and how best to display the remains of the fallen for maximum scare.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Leveling up in a cheery British accent
- De 🔥 Phx17 🔥 en 09-08-23
De: HJ Tolson
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To Shape a Dragon's Breath
- The First Book of Nampeshiweisit
- De: Moniquill Blackgoose
- Narrado por: Charley Flyte
- Duración: 16 h y 53 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 274
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 261
The remote island of Masquapaug has not seen a dragon in many generations—until fifteen-year-old Anequs finds a dragon’s egg and bonds with its hatchling. Her people are delighted, for all remember the tales of the days when dragons lived among them and danced away the storms of autumn, enabling the people to thrive. To them, Anequs is revered as Nampeshiweisit—a person in a unique relationship with a dragon.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Fantasy- 1 star indigenous peoples trials- 4 stars
- De Jim en 01-07-24
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How to Be Dead Boxed Set
- Books 1-3
- De: Dave Turner
- Narrado por: Dan Calley
- Duración: 9 h y 57 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 48
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 45
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 45
Dave Marwood is trapped in a soul-crushing dead-end job. He's in love with his work colleague Melanie and his only friend Gary is a conspiracy theory nut. His life is going nowhere until he has a Near Death Experience—though Death thinks of it as a Near Dave Experience. He discovers gifts he never knew he possessed and a world he never dreamed existed. A world where the Grim Reaper is a hard-drinking, grumpy Billy Joel fan and the undead are bored, lonely, and dangerous.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Good piece of brain candy
- De Cynthia Roman en 10-30-24
De: Dave Turner
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The Duchy's Necromancer
- A Game of the Dead, Book 1
- De: Boyd Lee
- Narrado por: Austin Rising
- Duración: 10 h y 48 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 66
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 60
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 60
Saved by Duke Kinson, Morgan found a new life in the world of Dunnishire. Orphaned as a young teenager, he found himself in a new world where making friends was easy. That all came crashing down the day he turned sixteen and found out he not only had a death affinity, but was also a necromancer. For a time, all necromancers were put down before they could gain levels or power.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Hard to get through
- De Sam S en 01-28-25
De: Boyd Lee
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Time to Play
- Apocalypse Parenting, Book 1
- De: Erin Ampersand
- Narrado por: Laurie Catherine Winkel
- Duración: 13 h y 43 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 239
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 197
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 197
A few minutes ago, Meghan Moretti's biggest concern was getting the kids' athletic clothes washed in time for practice this evening. Now, it seems that Earth has been forced into participating in some high-stakes intergalactic reality television. All electrical wiring has been slagged, and most combustibles neutralized. Some kind of evil space rodents are appearing on the front lawn, too.
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4 out of 5 stars
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just eating no review here.
- De Cory A. Marshall en 04-03-23
De: Erin Ampersand
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A Girl from Nowhere
- The Firewall Trilogy, Book 1
- De: James Maxwell
- Narrado por: Simon Vance
- Duración: 12 h y 24 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 830
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 739
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 735
Life in the wasteland is a constant struggle. No one knows it better than Taimin. Crippled, and with only his indomitable aunt to protect him, Taimin must learn to survive in a world scorched by two suns and frequented by raiders. But when Taimin discovers his homestead ransacked and his aunt killed, he sets off with one mission: to seek revenge against those who stole everything. With nowhere to call home, his hunt soon takes a turn when he meets a mystic, Selena, who convinces him to join her search for the fabled white city.
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1 out of 5 stars
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YA Book
- De John en 06-08-20
De: James Maxwell
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Elemental Mastery Omnibus, Books 1-3
- De: DB. King
- Narrado por: Alex Perone
- Duración: 39 h y 55 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 50
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 46
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 46
For all his twenty-one years, Zephyr has been a cultivator of the Carefree Path and a martial artist. He always assumed he would take the vows and become a monk, but his plans are thrown to the wind when he receives a letter from the Grand Sage to attend the Schools of Elemental Magic. Gifted with the system known as the Codex of Ascension, Zephyr intends to master the various elements in record-breaking time. Alongside two other students who bear mysteriously similar origins, his school year promises to be more than he could have ever imagined.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Okay for a long road trip
- De Sailfish en 01-05-25
De: DB. King
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Industrial Strength Magic
- De: Macronomicon
- Narrado por: Steve Campbell, Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, y otros
- Duración: 24 h y 2 m
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General5 out of 5 stars 826
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 741
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 741
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain in the most superhero riddled city in the world, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's got no talent for magic, and not a scrap of superpowers to his name. When The System boots and unlocks his powers, it forces him to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother... Maybe there's a way he can do both...
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2 out of 5 stars
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Childish. Trite. A mediocre YA story
- De Jacob en 08-28-24
De: Macronomicon
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Damsel
- De: Evelyn Skye
- Narrado por: Imani Jade Powers
- Duración: 9 h y 50 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 97
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 88
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Elodie never dreamed of a lavish palace or a handsome prince. Growing up in the famine-stricken realm of Inophe, her deepest wish was to help her people survive each winter. So when a representative from a rich, reclusive kingdom offers her family enough wealth to save Inophe in exchange for Elodie’s hand in marriage, she accepts without hesitation. Swept away to the glistening kingdom of Aurea, Elodie is quickly taken in by the beauty of the realm—and of her betrothed, Prince Henry.
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5 out of 5 stars
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This is my 10th time listening to this audiobook.
- De KiJea en 08-15-24
De: Evelyn Skye
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Glory Lane
- De: Alan Dean Foster
- Narrado por: Alexander Cendese
- Duración: 7 h y 28 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 22
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 19
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 19
It's just another boring late night in Albuquerque, New Mexico, for Seeth, a disillusioned punk rocker with too much time on his hands and too little money. That is, until he heads to a bowling alley and runs into Kerwin, a geeky graduate student who's there doing research for a sociology assignment. While trying to distract Kerwin from his scholarly pursuits, Seeth notices two burly cops trying to unlawfully arrest a lone bowler, and for laughs, he jumps in to save him.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Sorry I went for the re-read
- De Kristi en 02-28-25
De: Alan Dean Foster
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Demon Core: A Dungeon-Core LitRPG
- Demon Core, Book 1
- De: D. M. Rhodes, Razzmatazz
- Narrado por: Armen Taylor
- Duración: 11 h y 46 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 34
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 28
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 28
After the death of his beloved mother, Swain is left at the mercy of his drunken father. His only respite from all the beatings and abuse lies in the words he scribbles down, seeking beauty in an ugly world through poetry. He has no friends until one day he meets a girl near his mother's grave. A restless spirit who calls herself Goose, over the years she encourages Swain's creativity, eventually helping him tap into a magical ability he never knew he possessed: a dark energy entwined with his despair, fueled by his anger, and controlled by his poetic verse.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Fantastic Narrator
- De Rysterc99 en 11-16-23
De: D. M. Rhodes, y otros
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Deadlands Druid
- The Sylvan Cycle Series, Book 1
- De: M.D. Massey
- Narrado por: Steven Barnett
- Duración: 10 h y 29 m
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General5 out of 5 stars 73
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 71
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Historia5 out of 5 stars 71
If I’m to restore the druids to their former glory, I’ll need a safe place to train my recruits. Ideally, someplace where they won’t get curb-stomped by the gods. I can’t think of a better place to hide out than an alternate timeline where the gods and fae are too busy fighting a civil war to bother with little old me. So, it’s time to head back, settle old scores, clear the alternate timeline Earth of the undead, and plant some new druid groves.
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5 out of 5 stars
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consistent excellence
- De Richard Ceasor en 11-25-23
De: M.D. Massey
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Mihalis
- Valens Heritage, Book 1
- De: Jan Stryvant
- Narrado por: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Duración: 9 h
- Versión completa
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General5 out of 5 stars 472
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 424
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Historia5 out of 5 stars 423
Twenty years ago, his father saved the world. Or so the history books will probably say once someone gets around to writing them. All Mihalis knows is the world he has been raised into. It's not a bad world, as things ago, he has a big and loving family, but there is the ongoing "war" that promises to be on-going for a good many years to come. Raised to the blade by his mother, and taught not only her ways as well as a good many of the ways of her people, but also the ways of his father's other wives, as well as the ways of his magic, Mihalis has had a very thorough education.
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4 out of 5 stars
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A solid new entry, but held back somewhat..
- De moze en 06-22-22
De: Jan Stryvant
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Demon Card Enforcer
- A Deck-Building LitRPG (The Cerberus Cards, Book 1)
- De: John Stovall
- Narrado por: Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, Tiana Camacho
- Duración: 11 h y 36 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 320
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 287
It’s Drop Night, the one night every decade when the gods hand out cards to a lucky few. If you get a deck, you’re a deckbearer capable of wondrous feats within the Great Game system. You can control powerful monsters and summon mantles that let you fight alongside your beasts. Ethan Wolfe, top enforcer for the Grimm family mob, has already been overlooked on two previous Drop Nights. People of his ilk seldom receive cards, as the gods tend to favor people who follow their divine mandates, but that doesn’t mean Wolfe can’t hope.
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5 out of 5 stars
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an excellent play on cards
- De Tiffany Clark en 11-15-24
De: John Stovall
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The Free Bastards
- The Lot Lands
- De: Jonathan French
- Narrado por: Will Damron
- Duración: 20 h y 38 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 215
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 191
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 191
War has come to the Lot Lands—and Oats stands upon the frontline. The Hisparthan armies on the horizon are mighty, bolstered by divine champions, dread sorcerers, and gunpowder. It’s almost more than the half-orc rebellion can hope to repel.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fun Series
- De Jose en 10-14-21
De: Jonathan French
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Monarch: A Prince Out of Time
- Monarch, Book 1
- De: J. McCoy, Eligos
- Narrado por: Luke Daniels
- Duración: 22 h y 3 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 619
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 518
It’s hard to be a drunken idiot when the world keeps burning down around you. Cairn, the charming-yet-utterly-irresponsible heir to the Uskarrion throne, is all too happy to toss the crown aside. But an invasion, conspiracy, and rise of a terrifying villain result in his untimely death. Then, Cairn reawakens. It's a decade earlier, and he's in his childhood body. But he remembers everything...there's much to accomplish. First, however, he'd really love to stop himself from dying.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Multi-Reborn
- De Francisco en 04-24-22
De: J. McCoy, y otros
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The Beautiful Thing That Awaits Us All
- Stories
- De: Laird Barron
- Narrado por: Ray Porter
- Duración: 12 h y 15 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 1,271
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,141
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 1,138
Over the course of two award-winning collections and a critically acclaimed novel, The Croning, Laird Barron has arisen as one of the strongest and most original literary voices in modern horror and the dark fantastic. Melding supernatural horror with hardboiled noir, espionage, and a scientific backbone, Barron's stories have garnered critical acclaim and have been reprinted in numerous year's best anthologies and nominated for multiple awards, including the Crawford, International Horror Guild, Shirley Jackson, Theodore Sturgeon, and World Fantasy awards.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Not happy. Beautiful.
- De lf en 04-14-20
De: Laird Barron
Lo que los oyentes dicen sobre How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying
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Total4 out of 5 stars
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Ejecución4 out of 5 stars
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- E. M. Pilgrim
- 05-24-24
Well Written LitRPG
I'll admit I was a bit disappointed with the book. Overall, it's a better than average LitRPG-type story. The main character Davi can be rather annoying--and the one thing that didn't make sense to me is Davi estimates that she's 1000 years old after all the re-boots, but she continues to speak in modern colloquialisms/references even though she certainly knows no one will understand them.
Parts of it were a little slow, but the last third of the book redeems the story.
I was excited for this book based on reviews on Booktok, but it's not my favorite work by this author (Well of Sorcery holds that spot).
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- Gabriella
- 08-20-24
humor
It was ridiculously funny, the writing, the delivery, *chef's kiss*If you like dark sarcastic humor then this is for you.
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- swyrlgirl
- 08-29-24
So Good
to be bad! This is a snark, action-packed adventure with an awesome female MC! She's dying to be the the Dark Lord and it's so much FUN! The reader was PERFECT and I hope this is only the first book about our "hero"! Will definitely re-read this new classic.
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Total5 out of 5 stars
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- Rayac4750
- 01-27-25
A wild ride
Didn’t really know what to expect, but was not left disappointed. Can’t wait for the next book.
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- Sam
- 06-15-24
Pick it up for the comedy and stayed for the surprisingly solid characters
Very campy and on the nose but ended up really loving the characters like I feel like I could keep reading forever about Davi’s adventures. Very fun and lighthearted read
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- Ashley M.
- 06-26-24
SO Fun—Love this Book!
I absolutely love this character, the story, the narrator—all of it. Fun references to other fantasy rpg stuff and pop culture, though still original. Cannot wait for the next in the series!
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Total5 out of 5 stars
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-03-24
Wonderful book
Really funny, snarky read. I laughed a lot! Wish I could read it again for the first time. Highly recommend!
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- Anonymous User
- 08-05-24
Oh Pansexual Davi
It is good. Try it. What do you have to lose?twelve…eleven….ten….nine
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- Blair H.
- 03-05-25
I couldn’t stop laughing!
So many nerd references! It’s refreshing getting a female adventurer who’s thirsty. Definitely excited for the next book!
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- A. Olson
- 06-09-24
Ridiculous in the best possible way!
First this book was not as gory as I feared it would be. yes there is a lot of blood and death but it didn't feel gratuitous. and there is a lot of discussion about sex but all of the sex scenes fade to black before anything beyond kissing happens. mostly it's funny and about how ridiculous life can be. there are still a lot of questions that haven't been answered but it ends in a satisfying place. can't wait for the next book!
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