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How Not to F*ck Up Your Kids Too Bad
- Narrated by: Stephen Marche
- Length: 5 hrs and 4 mins
- Categories: Relationships, Parenting & Personal Development, Parenting & Families
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Publisher's Summary
Modern parenting is in a complicated place. By some estimates, fathers today spend seven times more time parenting than their dads did. And while there are a ton of parenting books, writer Stephen Marche says that most are aimed at women and are designed to make them feel like they are doing something wrong.
Enter How Not to F*ck Up Your Kids Too Bad, an Audible Original. Across 10 chapters, Marche talks to real fathers and experts about thorny contemporary questions. He tackles everything from why yelling may be as bad as spanking to how to have tough conversations about racism in literature and how to talk to your kids about marijuana and porn in a way that won’t mess them up as adults…at least not too much.
Editor's Pick
Parenting is inevitably imperfect, but…
"After confessing to having yelled at my children in a particularly hangry moment the night prior, I asked Stephen Marche if he thinks parents should say they’re sorry after missteps. "Of course you should apologize to your kid" he told me. "I don't think showing vulnerability is ever a mistake. I really believe that." Marche also advocates for a nonjudgmental view of fellow parents (particularly when it comes to controversial approaches like free-range parenting), a realistic approach to how and when your kid should get a phone, and a surprising way of dealing with their inevitable discovery of porn. While it’s ostensibly directed toward the fathering side of the parenting equation, I can vouch for the fact that HNTFUYKTB has something to offer for us moms, too."
—Courtney R., Audible Editor
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- Charles
- 05-31-18
So good
Finally, something besides the preachy prescriptions of pediatrician authors. I love the voices of real moms and dads in this. It's a very fun listen, and something I took a lot away from!
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- H. Currimbhoy
- 10-13-18
The one thing that changed how I am as a father
This book gave me a piece of advice that has changed me as a new parent: I do not use my phone or computer around my kid any more. Or at least, way, way less, and only when I have to. Thanks to this book I realized how kids seriously are effected by parents constantly staring at a screen, being there but not present at all. Its damaging and weird to be on our phones and not be paying attention to our kids, especially as fathers. We get a couple of hours here and there with our kids and we spend half of that time distracted by often total nonsense (social media, an email or text that can certainly wait) when our kids need affirmation, support, EYE contact. The book over all is a fun read, handles some questions I had not even thought of and gives real life insight with a good interviewer/host. There are no magic bullets. Just read/listen to this book and it will make you more conscious of your job. that's enough for me!
8 people found this helpful
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- Sandra Escauriaza
- 09-11-18
Fantastic
It is fantastic, touches and questions some of most other same issues I have raising my child. It is open, inclusive and honest. His voice is beautiful and the format with other voices and interviews is genius. Thanks!
2 people found this helpful
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- Sean Johnson
- 08-09-18
Realistic and relevant
Fantastic listen with relevant points. The ideas shared on how to handle racist children’s books were great and put some tough topics in perspective for my wife and I. Thanks Audible!
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- Gaby Treister
- 01-11-21
Interesting, entertaining and informative
I have a newborn, a toddler, and a preteen; and I really enjoyed this book because it covered many different point of views on parenting questions. I also liked how it was way lay back and funny.
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- Majeed
- 01-03-21
Well done
The author who’s also the reader share’s his and other experiences in addition to experts input on various points in this book. He lets the reader decide what to take and what not. Entertaining, easy listening, insightful and would make you wanna go back and listen to it again.
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- Jonathan Abrams
- 12-28-20
Not what I expected, very impressive!
I was expecting a boring how-to guide to parenting, despite the en-garde title. Instead I enjoyed a brisk, engaging, and personal exploration of various controversies in modern parenting. I think everyone could/should enjoy this audiobook, not just dads, or even moms.
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-16-20
Sucks at best
Nobody wants to listen to senseless naming of children in long drawn out conversation that is meaningless.
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- Anonymous User
- 10-11-20
Excellent research thoughtfully written
This book provides an interesting look into struggles parents face on topics considered resolved, but have they been? Can the societal meaning of certain subjects for kids change or has the decision been made poorly? This book addresses many thoughtful subjects in a well handled way. I will read this book many times and it has suggested new ways of parenting that I’ll now happily discuss with my wife.
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- Ana Hess
- 06-18-20
I really enjoyed this book
This book is very realistic, up to date, the examples are easy to understand and to make part of past or future experiences. The dialogs are enjoyable sometimes really funny. It’s not too long, goes straight to the point. I really enjoyed this book.