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Hitched

Narrated by: Virginia Rose, Jacob Morgan
Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
Categories: Romance, Romantic Comedy
4.5 out of 5 stars (75 ratings)

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She’s the last woman on earth I’d marry...again. Yet here I am. Saying my vows. Again. To save an alpaca.

At least, that’s my story. But the truth might be a little more complicated. I didn’t want to let her go the first time. But now I have a second chance to win over my wife.

We’re older. Wiser. And hornier. This time, I won’t fail.

Hitched is a red-hot enemies-to-lovers laugh-a-palooza featuring a girl in need of a marriage of convenience and a man in need of a cold shower to keep from falling for his fake wife. They say opposites attract, but with Blake and Hope, they also combust....

This audiobook includes the bonus novella Friends with Bang-i-fits by Lili Valente, narrated by Jason Clarke and Lili Valente.

©2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente (P)2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente

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LILI & PIPPA’S WACKY WORLD = PURE COMEDY GOLD

This was a fun, light, sweet dual POV Rom Com with some drama, a dash of angst and a lot of one-sided rejecting of a romantic relationship between two people who’d already been there, done that.. and got the divorce papers to prove it. Hope needs to get married quickly and Blake is her last and only hope.. otherwise there’s no hope of Hope keeping her precious (and valuable) alpaca Chewbaca out of her greedy Cousin’s hands . However, the quirky crazy animal lover comes with parental ‘baggage’ which stops her seeing/acknowledging her new husband’s unflinching adoration.. and her energy fries electronics when she’s stressed too which adds to her problems. But slowly their friendship over the years + their sizzling chemistry + the hero’s selfless actions and unwavering commitment to help her + his loving family = true love.

Worth a credit? Yes, if you’re looking for an endearing book that’s not at all serious, that’s totally far fetched, that’s got a comical frolicking storyline, that’s based in small town Happy Cat, that has lol humorous scenes and a dash of steam.. then this fun fake marriage fiasco is surely going to steal your heart. Great narration too by Virginia and Jacob who brought all the crazy scenes and characters to life.

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Hilarious all around!

I love fake marriage stories, but when it includes adorable pets with the most awesome names is even better! I’m so happy to return to Happy Cat and read the story of Hope and Blake! Hope, with all her “superpowers” and absolute love and care for her animals, and Blake set on showing her that family is not only blood but those who love, respect, and value you. A great book to read, laugh and love!

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Laughed so much

Such a cute story! Awkward girl that short circuits electronics but loves her animals. Hot hunk willing to do anything for the girl he loves. An alpaca named Chewpacca was the icing on the cupcake for me!

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I’m Moving to Happy Cat!!!

I love this series — from George to Chewpacca. And the humans — these characters make me literally laugh out loud! They love just as wild and they behave. I cannot wait to get the next story.

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CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 😂

Hands down funniest book series ever!!! Happy Cat is the place to be.... A MUST HAVE!!

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  • Shelia B
  • Missouri ; United States
  • 09-09-19

Good Old Silly Fun

I was excited to get Blake's story after seeing him in the last book with Hope. The way they argued with each other, you just knew there was a good story behind it. And they didn't disappoint. I found this book to be silly and fun. Sometimes it was a little to silly but that's the fun part about this series. You just can't wait to see how silly the authors will make these characters.

I did get really tired of Hope's thinking that she couldn't do love because she never had good role models. It got really old pretty fast. We got it the first few times, but she just kept going on and on.

The narrators were really good on this one too. I always love Jacob Morgan. And Virginia Rose is just prefect for this series.

Loved the short that was attached to this book too. Can't wait for The Bang Over to come out.

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A fake marriage isn't always fake.

This dynamic duo has done it again with book 3 in this series. This gives us the hate/love story of Blake and Hope.

Hope is doing all she can do to not short out or fry all the electronics around her. Seems she is a "wiper" and tends to give off charged electrical energy especially when she is upset. It tends to be Blake to the rescue when she does but he always makes it worse for her. Why can't they just get along, oh right they have a past, a secret past that is fixing to come to light.

This audiobook is so funny and heart melting and full of our favorite animals either saving the day or creating havoc. No spoilers here, just know Blake actually loves Hope and she him and the love Gods have put them together for a reason.

Virginia Rose and Jacob Morgan are wonderful narrating this great story. So enjoyable to listen to.

This audiobook is really good as is the entire series and we have a bonus novella at the end as well as an extra epilogue from Chewbacca which is priceless. Loved listening and hope you do as well.

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My favorite of the series!

Hitched is the third book in the Happy Cat series by the hilarious and talented duo of Lili Valente and Pippa Grant. This is my favorite of the series! I'm not sure if it's anticipation of Blake and Hope and desperately wanting to know their history and their future, but I loved it. Hard.

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Blake has the opportunity to get hitched to Hope again and he's not going to say no. He's had real feelings for her for a long time and now he's getting the chance to show her how great they can be together. He's sweet, sensitive, sexy and romantic. Swoon! Hope doesn’t know what love looks like and she's afraid, but Blake isn't going to walk away and he's going to love her until she understands. He's all in. He loves her animals, her electromagnetic energy and her heart. I enjoyed this story. So. Much! Hope is fun, quirky and loyal and Blake is protective, sexy and funny. I loved seeing his brothers and their loves and their family and friends. The animals so also great secondary characters! Chewpaca is the best!

Audio: I love Jacob and Virginia and I thought they did an excellent job with this narration. Blake and Hope are my two favorite characters from this series and they narrated it perfectly. But, that bonus epilogue? Oh my! It was so hilarious! I was dying and even made my husband listen to it and he was laughing!

Overall, I laughed out loud a lot, smiled, giggled, swooned, cheered and laughed some more! I can't wait for more from this series!

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A funny book

All I can say about this book is that if you enjoy laughing and having a great time then this book is for you. Add in a wonderful special ending from Chewy's view point.

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I thought this was supposed to be a rom-com

This was not humorous, funny nor witty. I forced myself to get half way through and had to return it. I read the reviews, which I’m starting to believe are planted, because no way was this laugh out loud (or snicker in silence) funny. Can someone suggest a site that isn’t bought and paid for? Do not waste your money!

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  • Roobarb
  • 09-14-19

All the wrong reasons to do something so right!

Marrying someone to rescue an alpaca is crazy, and someone you married before, that's crazier still, especially when it's still a big secret. the shenanigans that work through this book are hilarious. It concludes brilliantly. Marvelous!

I love Happy Cat, a quirky town filled with crazy people. We really need more, are you listening Lili, Pippa?