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Publisher's Summary
Joe Eszterhas and Mel Gibson had a global confrontation in April of this year over their movie The Maccabees. Heaven and Mel is Eszterhas' explosive, unabridged, no-holds-barred account. It is a Hollywood story, but it's not. It is the story of love and hatred, of anti-Semitism and fathers and sons, and of a movie star's tragic sexual obsession. It is the story of God and the Devil, devastating but often hilarious. It is Joe Eszterhas at his best: two-fisted, movingly sensitive, always outrageous.
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- HiDefGuy
- 02-29-20
Avoid: Joe's revenge for wasting time with Mel
Avoid this title, it's not badly written but it appears to be Joe Eszterhas's attempt at revenge against Mel Gibson for wasting his time developing a screenplay that wasn't greenlit. This feud is not something the average reader need be dragged into, nor should the reader functionally be compensating Eszterhas for lost earnings. Most of this was in a 9 page letter Eszterhas wrote to Gibson, that (somehow) became public after the project's collapse.
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- Diane R
- 08-13-17
Extended view of TMZ
So sorry I purchased this disturbing and vile book. I stopped after 40 minutes. To make money exploiting other people's lives and hardships is not my idea of journalism. The author had obviously a Huge bone to pick and used God for his justification.
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- David Cortes
- 11-10-20
Sounds like a has-been looking for a hand-out
Coming from one of the most deplorable and rumor-ridden screenwriters in Hollywood history, or should I say lore, this nonsensical book is more like a complaint from an angry former employee than a bipartisan addressing of one man's questionable relationship with the monster that is the world of Hollywood.
Just because Joe found Jesus doesn't mean the rest of the world did too, clearly Mel didn't. If Joe was willing to put his transgressions aside to work with Mel at the beginning... Sorry, but money talks doesn't it Joe.
This was a waste of 4 hours of my eardrums shelf life. Im sorry eardrums, I'll make it up to you later.
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- Carter Hooper
- 11-19-20
These Two Deserve Each Other
This is what you get when you mix Hollywood, two sad sacks and a bunch of mumbo-jumbo religion together. Sure, Mel is a trainwreck, but Joe Eszterhas ain't much better. This thing is spiteful, with repetitive reads of emails, phone messages and private conversations; Eszterhas does everything but give out Mel's phone number and home address, It's interesting, I'll give it that, but honestly they are both pretty pathetic. He talks about a "pane of glass" that was always between him and Mel but from reading this, it was more like a mirror. One of these guys found repentance through their nutty religion, the other repugnance. So what?
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- Tony Alexander Arias
- 12-11-20
Pure Garbage
Will make you dumber just for having downloaded this title. Spare your mind. Save your soul.
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- Brustar
- 10-11-20
Mad Mel
In his detailed narrative, Esterhas is almost like a guest at dinner who is so upset over an event that he has just witnessed that he has to unburden himself with a story that he knows needs to be told. The nature of an audio book makes that an especially personal, worthwhile experience for the listener.
“Heaven and Mel” is the articulate and convincing narrative of the disturbing story of a Hollywood superstar with almost psychotic mental issues, which manifest themselves through profane-laden, bigoted, seemingly-uncontrollable, outbursts. Gibson’s inner demons are wound so tightly, they explode in fury whenever he loses control. Because of his continual and casual anti-Semitism, racism and ethnocentrism, I believe the intemperate explosions reveal the actual inner workings of a disturbed mind, not mere ramblings that are profane for the very sake of being profane.
I don't agree that the book is simply an anti-Gibson invective/screed by a bitter would-be associate. Esterhas credibly and seemingly-fairly paints an intimate portrait of a man whom he expected to like, but whose inexplicable ravings converted an incipient friendship into revulsion. He provides enough detail, along with his commentary on his feelings throughout their relatively brief association, that his story is more than creditworthy. The explanation is simple – Gibson is a viciously bigoted, self-centered, bad man.
Before listening to the book, it bothered me that Gibson’s despicable behavior attracted so much curiosity to him and his movies that he became even richer than he was before. After listening to the book, however, I was gratified to realize that he can never enjoy the fruits of his fortune because of his raging inner demons.
Hopefully, the last chapter has been written on the life of Mel Gibson. If not, I suspect the end will be violent … likely self-inflicted by Gibson, but, possibly, inflicted on anyone who is unfortunately in his orbit.
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- amberlynn
- 07-03-21
the real mel gibson
shame hes nuts. he needs help. hes a dangerous ass hole.not watching his movies . hes preduce
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- JakeJarmel
- 06-15-21
A bitter angry man
Eszterhas is a good man who clearly has more integrity than Gibson ever had. Just an angry bitter man whose life is the envy of 99.999% of the planet but still filled with bile.
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- Paul Z
- 06-06-21
Joe and a Shmoe
This book reveals nothing about Mel Gibson that we already don't know except for the fact he is way more cunning than I would of imagined, Eszterhas on the other hand comes off like a religious bumpkin (who of course became deeply religious after years of drug and alcohol abuse), seems so naïve that is hard to believe he wrote Basic Instinct when he seems to have none.
Gibson who is portrayed by Eszterhas as a dangerous madman hell bent on killing his ex, played Eszterhas like a fiddle and Joe is obviously bitter about it and wrote this book to put Mel in a bad light but unwittingly did the same to himself.
Mel Gibson is a giant jerk who has risen to the top in a world full of giant jerks, what else is new! , I watch movies to be entertained, if I stopped watching movies because the people making them were unscrupulous there would be nothing to watch!
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- Rick Hufford
- 03-31-22
Great story, annoying second character narration
Narrator’s voice for Mel and others was extremely hard to listen to,though overall a story kept me listening.
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Two childhood friends from Scotland and two illegitimate half-brothers from the deep South suffer and enjoy all manner of bizarre adventures that, it turns out, are somehow interconnected and, even more surprisingly, meaningful. The eclectic cast of characters features Socrates, Carl Jung, and Tony Randall, along with an ex-television evangelist with a penchant for booze, prostitutes, and uncomfortable knitwear who gets mugged in Miami by an almost pure-blooded Watusi warrior - and sets off on a road trip in a stolen motor home.
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Crass, hilarious, and surprisingly touching
- By C. Ubik on 04-16-14
By: Craig Ferguson
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The Reason You're Alive
- A Novel
- By: Matthew Quick
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 5 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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After 68-year-old David Granger crashes his BMW, medical tests reveal a brain tumor that he readily attributes to his wartime Agent Orange exposure. He wakes up from surgery repeating a name no one in his civilian life has ever heard - that of a Native American soldier whom he was once ordered to discipline. David decides to return something precious he long ago stole from the man he now calls Clayton Fire Bear.
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Kinda like Gran Torino..
- By H Harris on 06-02-18
By: Matthew Quick
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I Drink for a Reason
- By: David Cross
- Narrated by: David Cross
- Length: 6 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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After a decade spent in isolation in the Ugandan jungles thinking about stuff, David Cross has written his first book. Known for roles on the small screen such as "never-nude" Tobias Funke on Arrested Development and the role of "David" in Mr. Show with Bob and David, as well as a hugely successful stand-up routine full of sharp-tongued rants and rages, Cross has carved out his place in American comedy.
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Oh, David
- By Aaron on 09-15-09
By: David Cross
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God, If You're Not up There, I'm F*cked
- Tales of Stand-up, Saturday Night Live, and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem
- By: Darrell Hammond
- Narrated by: Darrell Hammond
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Tina Fey’s Bossypants meets David Carr’s The Night of the Gun in Darrell Hammond's groundbreaking memoir, God, If You’re Not up There, I’m F*cked - a raw look inside the troubled life and mind of an American comic genius.
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A "must listen" for Hammond fans
- By K on 08-12-18
By: Darrell Hammond
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The Death of Santini
- The Story of a Father and His Son
- By: Pat Conroy
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 15 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Pat Conroy's father, Donald Patrick Conroy, was a towering figure in his son's life. The Marine Corps fighter pilot was often brutal, cruel, and violent; as Pat says, "I hated my father long before I knew there was an English word for 'hate.'" As the oldest of seven children who were dragged from military base to military base across the South, Pat bore witness to the toll his father's behavior took on his siblings, and especially on his mother, Peg. She was Pat's lifeline to a better world - that of books and culture.
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Brutal Narration - couldn't finish
- By Candace on 01-12-14
By: Pat Conroy
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Love May Fail
- A Novel
- By: Matthew Quick
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart, Jim Meskimen, Lorna Raver, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Portia Kane is having a meltdown. After escaping her ritzy Florida life and her cheating pornographer husband, she finds herself back in South Jersey, a place that remains largely unchanged from the years of her unhappy youth. Lost and alone, looking to find the goodness she believes still exists in the world, Portia sets off to save herself by saving someone else - a beloved high school English teacher who has retired after a traumatic incident.
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Solid contemporary fiction with a light touch
- By JillHen on 09-13-15
By: Matthew Quick
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Howling at the Moon
- The Odyssey of a Monstrous Music Mogul in an Age of Excess
- By: Walter Yetnikoff, David Ritz
- Narrated by: Walter Yetnikoff
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
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During the 1970s and '80s the music business was dominated by a few major labels and artists such as Michael Jackson, Bruce Springsteen, the Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand and James Taylor. They were all under contract to CBS Records, making it the most successful label of the era. And, as the company's president, Walter Yetnikoff was the ruling monarch. He was also the most flamboyant, volatile, and controversial personality to emerge from an industry and era defined by sex, drugs, and debauchery.
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Brilliant
- By Amanda Barber on 11-05-16
By: Walter Yetnikoff, and others
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Beautiful Ruins
- By: Jess Walter
- Narrated by: Edoardo Ballerini
- Length: 12 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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The story begins in 1962. On a rocky patch of the sun-drenched Italian coastline, a young innkeeper, chest-deep in daydreams, looks out over the incandescent waters of the Ligurian Sea and spies an apparition: a tall, thin woman, a vision in white, approaching him on a boat. She is an actress, he soon learns, an American starlet, and she is dying. And the story begins again today, half a world away, when an elderly Italian man shows up on a movie studio's back lot - searching for the mysterious woman he last saw at his hotel decades earlier.
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My mind wandered
- By Ella on 11-25-12
By: Jess Walter
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Easy for You to Say
- By: John Melendez
- Narrated by: John Melendez
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Easy For You To Say is "Stuttering" John Melendez's memoir of his childhood being bullied in school for his stutter; his years as an on-air personality with The Howard Stern Show; and his subsequent 10-year career as a writer and on-air announcer for Jay Leno's Tonight Show. It details his famously acerbic relationships with celebrities he interviewed/insulted (Raquel Welch once punched him in the face). In the audiobook, Howard Stern emerges as a surprisingly mean, stingy, and megalomaniacal boss - and Jay Leno as a seeming sufferer from OCD.
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WAST OF TIME...
- By Anonymous User on 11-28-18
By: John Melendez
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Me of Little Faith
- More Me! Less Faith!
- By: Lewis Black
- Narrated by: Lewis Black
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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What do we believe? And in God's name why? Lewis Black has the answers. Or at least his answers. He survived Hebrew school and a bar mitzvah (barely), was a 60's college student who saw the parallels between religious rapture and drug-induced visions (even if none of his friends did), explored the self-actualization movement of the 70's (and the self-indulgence it engendered), and turned a cynical eye toward politicians who don the cloak of religious rectitude to cover up their own hypocrisy.
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great read
- By Sarda on 04-18-09
By: Lewis Black
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Crazy for God
- By: Frank Schaeffer
- Narrated by: Frank Schaeffer
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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By the time he was 19, Frank Schaeffer’s parents had achieved global fame as best-selling evangelical authors and speakers, and Frank had joined his father on the evangelical circuit. He would go on to speak before thousands and publish his own best seller. But while coming of age as a rising evangelical star, Schaeffer felt increasingly alienated, and as a result, he experienced a crisis of faith that would ultimately lead to his journey out of the fold - even if it meant losing everything.
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Recommended!
- By Catherine Heard on 10-29-10
By: Frank Schaeffer
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Because I Come from a Crazy Family
- The Making of a Psychiatrist
- By: Edward M. Hallowell
- Narrated by: Paul Boehmer
- Length: 13 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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When Edward M. Hallowell was 11, a voice out of nowhere told him he should become a psychiatrist. A mental health professional of the time would have called this psychosis. But young Edward (Ned) took it in stride, despite not quite knowing what "psychiatrist" meant. With a psychotic father, an alcoholic mother, an abusive stepfather, and two so-called learning disabilities of his own, Ned was accustomed to unpredictable behaviour from those around him and to a mind he felt he couldn't always control.
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Love and connection permeates through this book!
- By Steve Steinmetz on 06-29-18
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Congratulations, Who Are You Again?
- A Memoir
- By: Harrison Scott Key
- Narrated by: Josh Bloomberg
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Little-known author Mark Twain once said that the two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why. He's talking about dreams here, the destiny that calls every living soul to some kind of greatness. What Mr. Twain doesn't say is: A dream is also a monster that wants to eat you. Nobody tells you this part of the American dream - until now. In this new memoir, Congratulations, Who Are You Again, listeners join Harrison Scott Key on his outrageous journey to becoming a great American writer.
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Phenomenal
- By Hugh W. on 11-16-18