Has Anyone Seen My Sex Life?

De: Kristen Bailey

Narrado por: Lucy Paterson

It’s normal for your washing machine to get more action than you, right?

I wake up, bleary-eyed.

It’s been two years, six months and three hours since I last shaved my legs, and the llama-patterned knickers I’m wearing have seen better days.

We have seven minutes before the kids wake up, and my husband shuffles closer. "Ouch," he says, a piece of Lego sticking into his back.

Then, a light comes on in the landing. Small footsteps creep down the stairs. A little voice screams, "Is someone coming to make breakfast?!"

All hope of having some "alone time" is replaced with wondering if we’ve run out of Cheerios, thinking about the overflowing laundry, and remembering that I forgot to take out the recycling. Again.

Just a typical Monday morning for the Morton family...

Except today, when I go downstairs in my dressing gown, I find something. Something belonging to my husband. Something that definitely wasn’t in the wedding vows. And it’s either going to make us...or break us.

An utterly hilarious and unmissable novel for anyone who has ever felt like they spend more time washing the dishes than getting lucky. Fans of Why Mummy Drinks and The Unmumsy Mum, and rom-coms by Sophie Ranald and Sophie Kinsella, will ugly laugh at this gloriously funny and relatable listen.

©2020 Kristen Bailey (P)2020 Bookouture

Hilarious!

I really enjoyed this book. The premise was unique and the characters were deliciously developed. A great read. Will follow this author!

Sex Life

Loved it.

I couldn’t stop laughing.

Fancy a f is my favorite. Still laughing.

Writing style is excellent.

Reading all her books over & over again.

Get this book now if you want some joy in your life,

The narrator is fabulous

This was an interesting listen

I found this book to be very entertaining. It is quite sexual, which I was not expecting. Aside from the sexual thread is a story about family and loyalty. It is funny throughout and very enjoyable. The narrator does a fantastic job handling all the voices and accents.

Hilarious

Loved this- couldn’t stop listening and laughing out loud!! Awesome characters voices!
Great job, would not be the same to read it!

Cheeky Listen!

Kristen Bailey has definitely grabbed my attention with this book. The storyline was original and the characters interesting. I loved the reference to the Llama knickers. Lucy Peterson brought the characters to life and gave them distinguishable voices. Her attitude and accents was refreshing and so fitting!

Funny book

The book was funny. I enjoy the authors humor. I didnt laugh as much as her -can i give my hubby back? I cant wait to read the next book in this series.

Hysterical!

I listen to most of my audiobooks while driving but this one accompanied me while doing my farm chores as well. So, so funny, I couldn’t turn it off.

Funny and heartwarming

Just kept wanting to listen to find out what happens. Lots of out loud giggles along the way.

Just Not As Good…

…as some of the other books about these five sisters. I like this author, and I really enjoyed Em’s story, and Grace’s. This one—Meg’s—doesn’t flow well, and the narrator’s voice gets shrill and grating way too often. It’s disappointing, but not enough to keep me from listening to the other two sisters’ stories.

Said funny but not Really

I am not sure if it was the narrator’s voice or just the story, but I fell asleep during the audio reading. The book was as good as the sample. I hope to return it.