Has Anyone Seen My Sex Life?

By: Kristen Bailey

Narrated by: Lucy Paterson

Length: 10 hrs and 12 mins

Publisher's Summary

It’s normal for your washing machine to get more action than you, right? 

I wake up, bleary-eyed. 

It’s been two years, six months and three hours since I last shaved my legs, and the llama-patterned knickers I’m wearing have seen better days. 

We have seven minutes before the kids wake up, and my husband shuffles closer. "Ouch," he says, a piece of Lego sticking into his back. 

Then, a light comes on in the landing. Small footsteps creep down the stairs. A little voice screams, "Is someone coming to make breakfast?!" 

All hope of having some "alone time" is replaced with wondering if we’ve run out of Cheerios, thinking about the overflowing laundry, and remembering that I forgot to take out the recycling. Again. 

Just a typical Monday morning for the Morton family...

Except today, when I go downstairs in my dressing gown, I find something. Something belonging to my husband. Something that definitely wasn’t in the wedding vows. And it’s either going to make us...or break us. 

An utterly hilarious and unmissable novel for anyone who has ever felt like they spend more time washing the dishes than getting lucky. Fans of Why Mummy Drinks and The Unmumsy Mum, and rom-coms by Sophie Ranald and Sophie Kinsella, will ugly laugh at this gloriously funny and relatable listen. 

©2020 Kristen Bailey (P)2020 Bookouture

Hilarious!

I really enjoyed this book. The premise was unique and the characters were deliciously developed. A great read. Will follow this author!

Funny and heartwarming

Just kept wanting to listen to find out what happens. Lots of out loud giggles along the way.

Cheeky Listen!

Kristen Bailey has definitely grabbed my attention with this book. The storyline was original and the characters interesting. I loved the reference to the Llama knickers. Lucy Peterson brought the characters to life and gave them distinguishable voices. Her attitude and accents was refreshing and so fitting!

A good giggle

Enjoyable and funny with a deeper story behind the title. I would definitely recommend a listen.

Brilliant book

Had me laughing so much. Would love to see this book made into a movie!

Absolutely hysterical and brilliantly written

I loved the plot and didnt see it all unfolding the way it did. The characters are brilliantly written and the relationships are complex and diverse. I like that the story has a lighthearted and very realistic apporach to some very difficult subjects, life fmaily expectation, social perceptions and pressures. It's incredibly well written with great pace and I found myself dipping into it whenever I had a spare minute or two. I laughed a lot and it was a very cathartic book and very uplifting given the times we are living in. I was recommended this by my mother in law who said I simply had to read it and she wasn't wrong!

Laugh out Loud

This story had me laughing from the get go, my husband must of thought I was mad considering he was watching something dreary on tv. A seemingly normal household going about their daily life when something well let’s call it a adult toy, arrives in the post. From that moment onwards there are questions, misunderstandings and then when the real truth is revealed there is a whole other scenario. I laughed from start to finish.

very good read

I loved this book I laughed out loud many times think that the book is great loved it

A breath of fresh air..

I thoroughly enjoyed this funny, enlightening, cute, heart warming book. It was read beautifully too!

Great book

loved this book. narration was excellent. storey was fun and the characters were warm and fuzzy

Wasn’t bad

The narrator is really good at doing the different voices. I wasn’t sure what to expect when I purchased this book but found the story a bit boring if I’m honest. It didn’t grip me.

Absolutely brilliant, funny and heartwarming

Best book so far. Couldn't stop listening and didn't want it to end. Thank you.

Simply Hilarious

I've not listened to an audiobook that was this genuinely laugh out loud funny for a while. Absolutely brilliant. Unbelievably British. So so good, definitely worth the time no matter how you read/listen to books. Just cracking!