Goldilocks and the Great Porridge Caper. A read-to-me kid's book for ages 5-12

Runaway Curls, Porridge Swirls and More Honey Than The Law. Allows

By: Steven Doornbos

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

In this outrageously funny retelling of the classic tale, Goldilocks isn’t just wandering through the woods—she’s possibly, maybe, allegedly on the run from a “minimum-security napping facility.” Chased by curious squirrels, nosey rangers, and her own questionable decisions, she stumbles upon the Three Bears’ cabin… and a porridge situation that’s about to get sticky.

Packed with laugh-out-loud moments, cinnamon-scented mayhem, and more honey than any health inspector would approve of, Goldilocks and the Great Porridge Caper delivers a bellyful of fun for readers of all ages.

Runaway curls. Porridge swirls. More honey than the law allows.

Goldilocks never planned to spend her day dodging squirrel paparazzi and sneaking into a bear family’s home—but when you’re tired, hungry, and maybe slightly on the lam, you take what you can get.

Inside the cozy cabin, she finds three bowls of porridge, three chairs, three beds… and one very sticky mystery. Soon she’s caught in the middle of a cinnamon-scented showdown with Papa Bear, Mama Bear, and Baby Bear, and the only way out might be through a honey trap!

A laugh-out-loud fractured fairy tale perfect for bedtime, storytime, or anytime you need a dose of giggles.