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Faulty Prophet
- Narrated by: Steve West
- Series: Interstellar Caveman, Book 2
- Length: 11 hrs and 45 mins
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire
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Publisher's Summary
Colin’s supposed to deliver a prophecy. Problem is, he forgot what to say....
Evangelist Brock T. Hanson believes Colin Douglass to be the prophet he’s been waiting for his whole life, the man who will lead the faithful back to Earth and trigger the most momentous event since Creation itself. But there’s a problem.
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When Hanson kidnaps Colin and takes him to Earth anyway, Tyresa Jak sets off in hot pursuit to rescue Colin before either the Transhackers or his disease can destroy him.
The rollicking space adventure continues in this hilarious sequel to Interstellar Caveman. The only way you’ll stop listening is when you fall off the chair from laughter.
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- Anonymous User
- 02-18-20
Great followup!!
This was a great continuation of the story. I loved it just as much as the first book. I especially loved how he upped the stakes and expanded the universe he created. I liked the Transhackers and the Transhackers planet. Steve West was awesome again. I hope there is little wait time for the next in the series. This has become one of my favorite Space comedys of all time! Just an enjoyable listen. :D
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- J. Wed
- 12-25-19
Still interested.
I listened to the first book and was hooked. I enjoyed it. The characters developed nicely and they drew me into the story. Now this book truly peaked my interest in what the group does next. Except for a few cuss words, it’s pretty well recommended for everyone. :)
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- Carl Haynes
- 12-13-19
A good sequel
Brilliant narration by Steve west again The continuation of Colin the insurance agent catapulted into the future again provided a great premise for interesting adventures.
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- Willis Burns
- 12-11-19
Just as good as the first... no... better!
I'm a fan. Totally sold. I'm a fan. Beecher is great. West is great. Already pre-ordered the third on Amazon.
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- Ijw
- 12-30-20
CIOS
chronic irony overload syndrome: predicting that success won't make you happy and then finding out that it's true. Don't miss the excellent send up of Facebook and "inventor": " I did it by myself, nobody helped me ..except that government grant, except infrastructure, except..." Real writers don't get recognition do they?
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- Kim & Tim
- 06-20-20
Worth a listen despite the narrator
"ty-ray-za" "en-sign" The odd pronunciations of the narrator, along with the fact that all male voices sound the same and everybody who is shouting or speaking forcefully sounds identical as well, make this a little bit hard to listen to. however, if you can get past that, this book is a great book reminiscent of 2001 a space Odyssey, and Stargate. Definitely worth a listen!