Jingle Me Balls

Sea Shenanigans, Book 6
Narrated by: David Brenin
Series: Sea Shenanigans, Book 6
Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins
4.5 out of 5 stars (14 ratings)

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What in the salty seas could be more important than presents at Christmas time?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Tis’ Christmas time on Mystical Isle, and just like the fat bastard in red, I’ve made a list and now I shall check it...twice. Yeah, twice. I might wear a diaper, but I’m not an arse.

Battle the human women in sweatpants and snow boots for electronics on Black Friday. Check.

Cover each palm tree in lights even though the Mermaids insist they look phallic. Check. By the way, what does phallic mean? Never mind. Check.

Moving on.

Weave a Christmas tale during family story time on the beach, have a family portrait made in the special sweaters I pilfered, and write a letter to Santa. I mean, fat bastard...Check.

Planning activities that may end in bloodshed. Check. That’s what I call a yuletide win, so check-check.

The Mermaids have baked lovely Christmas cookies that will go wonderfully with the rum in my diaper. And everyone has voted to veto caroling since Pirate Doug has a singing voice that can kill...literally. The present exchange would be ruined if everyone was dead. Could my days be merrier or brighter? Uh, no. Check.

It seems I have everything under control and Christmas on Mystical Isle will be unforgettable, or I’m not the Well-Hung God of the Sea, Poseidon.

And I am. Check.

©2020 Robyn Peterman (P)2020 Audible, Inc.

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Bit of a laugh

This is book 6 in the Sea Shenanigans Series and we follow Poseidon as he wants to celebrate Christmas for the 1st time but keeps doing it wrong. It's all out of love but not everyone sees it that way.
We take all of the mermaids and their spouses on a terrifying funny journey to help live out Poseidon's dream. He will not stop at anything to make sure all the holiday cheer is felt by all.
Super quick listen and good for a laugh.

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A holly jolly good time!

I absolutely loved this! I laughed so hard at Poseidon and his attempts to make the perfect Christmas starting with Black Friday Shopping with his sons Del and Pirate Doug along with a carefully chosen motley crew. Warning be careful if you try to drink anything while listening to this randy tale, it may just end up coming out of your nose! It definitely made doing housework a lot more fun! David Brenin was outstanding in his performance, once again!

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The meaning of Christmas

Will Poseidon ever get his act together? Can he truly make a perfect Christmas? Well, it won’t be for the lack of trying. This is a fabulous book and a perfect Christmas story.

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Hysterically Fun and Wacky Christmas Adventure

Sit back, relax and be prepared to giggle. Jingle Me Balls is full of nonsensically wacky humor that is just plain fun to listen to. Robyn Peterman has a style like no other author I know and that goes double for her vocabulary ;) The characters are so far out there that you have to adore their crazy while you giggle along with their antics. Ms. Peterman even manages to put some good cheer and positive messages in the story to leave you with a warm fuzzy feeling.

The narration makes the story come to life and allow you to listen while not having to worry about clearing the tears of laughter from your eyes to see the words.