• Eighth Grade Bites

  • The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Series, Book 1
  • By: Heather Brewer
  • Narrated by: Kevin Pariseau
  • Length: 4 hrs and 43 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (253 ratings)

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Eighth Grade Bites

By: Heather Brewer
Narrated by: Kevin Pariseau
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Vlad has to keep his vampire urges under control while dealing with the pressures of middle school.

Thirteen-year-old Vladimir Tod really hates junior high. Bullies harass him, the principal is dogging him, and the girl he likes prefers his best friend. Oh, and Vlad has a secret: His mother was human, but his father was a vampire. With no idea of the extent of his powers, Vlad struggles daily with his blood cravings and his enlarged fangs. When a substitute teacher begins to question him a little too closely, Vlad worries that his cover is about to be blown. But then he faces a much bigger problem: He’s being hunted by a vampire killer.

©2007 Heather Brewer (P)2018 Listening Library

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Re-reading from middle school

I read this book as a teenager and suddenly remembered it yesterday.
I ended up going with the Audible version.
The book itself is wonderful, very silly and fun all while taking in a serious story line. I had completely forgotten most of it and there are some big twists.

Also getting to listen to an older British man’s voice while playing a moody teenager was the highlight of my week. I could not stop laughing at times.

Highly recommend for young adults and also adults for a quick and enjoyable read!

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My favorite book series.

I've loved this book ever since I was in 8th grade. Ironic but this is my comfort book.

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Highly recommend

Read this series when I was in middle school, and its still as good as it was back then. Highly recommend it.

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amazing

I read all of the books including the hunter chronicles when I was in middle school I love these books so much I am super happy that I have found the audio books for them 🥰

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True vampirism

I remember reading this back when it came out and loved it and even after years of not reading it I love it even more since it paints vampires in a better light then….. “barff” twilight did with their glitter filled abominations

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A Blast From the Past!

I haven’t read these books since middle school! Now that I’m almost 26 it is so wonderful to return to this series, and it’s a nice listen as I work:) The voice actor did a wonderful job!

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An amazing series!!

A long time reader of Z. Brewer, meeting him in person once before, this book series is one of my all time favorites. In the last few years I haven't been able to keep my focus long enough to read properly, so to be able to listen to one of my favorites has been wonderful. I wish I had used audible sooner so I could enjoy this series again sooner!

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Eight grade bites

I read this when I was younger and very much enjoyed reading it again!☺️ Thank you!

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First audio I heard

This was the first book from the author I bought to hear on audible, I love reading it and now that I’m working and don’t have time to read it myself I love that I can listen to it

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loved it

loved it one of my favorite book series and was narrated very very well

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