Regular price: $6.95

Membership details Membership details
  • A 30-day trial plus your first audiobook, free.
  • 1 credit/month after trial – good for any book, any price.
  • Easy exchanges – swap any book you don’t love.
  • Keep your audiobooks, even if you cancel.
  • After your trial, Audible is just $14.95/month.
OR
In Cart

Publisher's Summary

Long ago, in a land far away, there lived a beautiful princess named Snow White.

Okay, it wasn’t long ago, it was just a few minutes ago. And it wasn’t far away, it was the Bad Apple Miniature Golf Course/Action Fun Park in New Jersey.

Come join your favorite characters: Snow White, the Queen, the Pepperoni Prince, and of course, the dwarves - Farty, Disorderly, Complimentary, Turkey, Sleazy, Juicy, and Smug. All the things you remember from your happiest childhood story, like talking mirrors, poison apples, magic bungee cords, zombies, and flatulence. Guaranteed to bring on that old nostalgic feeling.

Note: These audiobooks do not need to be heard in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends!

©2017 Marc Richard (P)2017 Marc Richard

What members say

Average Customer Ratings

Overall

  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    9
  • 4 Stars
    2
  • 3 Stars
    3
  • 2 Stars
    1
  • 1 Stars
    0

Performance

  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    11
  • 4 Stars
    3
  • 3 Stars
    0
  • 2 Stars
    1
  • 1 Stars
    0

Story

  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    8
  • 4 Stars
    2
  • 3 Stars
    4
  • 2 Stars
    1
  • 1 Stars
    0
Sort by:
  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars

Fractured Fairy Tales for Adults.

Where does D is for Dwarf: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups! rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

Better then average.

What other book might you compare D is for Dwarf: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups! to and why?

n/a

What about David S. Dear’s performance did you like?

His sarcastic manner and Brooklyn accent make the story more funny then it seams with
another Narrator.

If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

Snow White X rated

Any additional comments?

The Narrator is entertaining and the book is fun............... his New Yawk accent brings the Dwarfs to Brooklyn............... YOU GOTTA A PROBLEM WITH THAT !!!!!!!!!!

33 of 33 people found this review helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

A goofy fun little tale

I hadn't heard of this series before, and I picked it out on a whim, thought I'd try something new, and got a pleasnt surprie in reward for my curiousity.

The book is everything I love. It is funny, witty, and irreverent. It is a clever bon mots made to look like an amouche bouche.Richard really puts it all out there, this is like Caddyshack with dwarves. Dear plays his parts perfectly, and he has excellent comedic timing, too. He adds to the humor with every syllable. I would love to tell you more about the Pepperoni Prince or Farty, but I think sometimes, jokes just have to blow you away on their own, and if you have to explain it, then the humor vanishes like a fart in the wind.

A new favorite series of mine. Imma gonna keep the eye out for dem.

2 of 2 people found this review helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

D is for Dwarf

Warning: Adult humor, juvenile humor, adult language, and potty humor, but hey, this is not your kids tale of Snow White. I couldn’t help but chuckle throughout. Marc Richard delivered a great modernized version of the tale and David S. Dear’s performance was perfect.

I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and I have voluntarily left this review.

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

  • Overall
    2 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    2 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    2 out of 5 stars

Distasteful

I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.

This is a crude retelling of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. I didn’t particularly enjoy it. The language was pretty bad, worse than the rest of the series so far, and the way that the writer breaks the fourth wall and asks questions and tells random bits to the reader really frustrated me.

  • Overall
    3 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    3 out of 5 stars

This is an interesting retelling of Snow White

Is there anything you would change about this book?

This was an ok book. It is not the type I usually read, but I wanted to give it a try.

What was your reaction to the ending? (No spoilers please!)

I was not expecting it.

Which scene was your favorite?

When Farty's home was described opening the book. I also liked where all the dwarves were introduced.

If this book were a movie would you go see it?

No, just because it is not the type of movie I would enjoy.

Any additional comments?

I was given this book in exchange for an honest review.

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Fun listen

Fun series to listen to, you never know where they are going to go next. Great narrator too. I received a free review copy of this audiobook at my request and I have voluntarily left this review.

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Funny funny stuff

This book was great. a quick, funny take on classic fairytales. highly recommended. just the Sex Pistols before Johnny Rotten form PIL. the humor is base at times and that is just fine. the fact that it is a tale of Snow White and The seven Dwarfs and the first Dwarf we meet is farty dwarf should explainnit all.

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars

E is for Entertaining

I had never listened to any of Marc Richards "Alphabet Books" before, but I enjoyed my time with this short story that is based very, very loosely on Snow White. It may not be the type of humor for everyone, but I went in expecting it to be a little over the top and irreverent. It was both of those things. I anticipated that some of the antics were going to go too far as the story progressed. However, I thought Richards did a good job of not going over the line. It may be classified as somewhat sophomoric humor- but I thought it was funny- so who cares! The narrator's New York accent works well with the story.
I received this audiobook at no charge in exchange for an unbiased review.

  • Overall
    3 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    3 out of 5 stars

Sleeping Who?

I was provided this free review copy audiobook by the author or narrator." This review is for the audio copy of D is for Dwarf: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!: The Alphabet Books by Marc Richard and narrated by David S. Dear. This book did not hit my funny bone. With that said, I did end up listening to the whole thing… I can’t tell you why other than to hear the story out. If you like this kind of humor, which many people do, especially the younger generation, then this might just be your cup of tea. The narrators did a great job with the story. His tone, cadence and pace were appropriate for the story. He helped me visualize the story as he was reading it. Not a bad story but not great either (to me anyway). I liked the idea behind it and it was well written. Again, probable more suited to younger adults.

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars
  • TU
  • 03-14-18

short and oddball take on Snow White

I was given this free review copy audio book at my request and have voluntarily left this review.

This was a short and oddball take on Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. For what it was, it was humorous and very entertaining. They are narrated well but definitely not for kids!