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Publisher's Summary
If Joe and Vicky had known what relocating to a tiny mountain village in Andalucía would really be like, they might have hesitated.
They can have no idea of the culture shock in store for them...no idea they'll become reluctant chicken farmers and own the most dangerous cockerel in Spain...no idea they'll help capture a vulture and be rescued by a mule.
Will they stay, or will they return to the relative sanity of England?
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Kathleen M Phillips
- 07-22-20
Bring a little sunshine to your life
What a lovely audiobook! I have listened to (and the next two in the series) it more than once now, as it's just such good fun following the characters and adventures in Victoria Twead's stories! Each time I listen, I feel as if I've been transported to a small village in Spain for a little while. Such a joy!!
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- lilly clarissa
- 03-04-19
Enjoyable
Only grumble I have with this book is there are a few bits of bad language but I understand why they are there.