Buy Me, Sir

By: Jade West

Narrated by: Posey Clifford, Smutty McDiarmid

Length: 11 hrs and 27 mins

Publisher's Summary

They call him the puppet master.

They say he's dirty, dark and dangerous.

And they're right.

He's everything they say he is, and more.

So much more.

Alexander Henley has no idea I exist. No idea whatsoever how much I want him.

But that's all about to change.

Because if there's one thing I know about the puppet master, it's that he pays well to pull women's strings.

And I'm going to be his next purchase.

©2017 Jade West (P)2017 Audible, Inc.

Omg! The woman’s voice makes this awful.

The book is slow, and I am trying to lumber through this book, but it’s torture. A complete waste of coin. The woman narrator doesn’t pull off the character and I don’t know if that’s what makes it drag or if she just makes a bad book even worse.

Just When I thought No Author Could Shock Me!

I read and listen to MANY books... This book starts out with Lissa and Alexander in what I thought was going to be a formulaic story - girl slapped down by life trying to survive with her dreams to carry her onward. Rich bastard Alex jaded by life closed in and spoiled. Well Jade you blew me away and not once, but several times... I thought the Premise of Alexander was exaggerated for the sake of exaggeration at the beginning - but wrong, Jade doesn't just have the Lissa or Alex speak their life motto and then bam fall in love - the character lives - she backs them up. I had a couple of times I wanted to slap Lissa upside the head - and Alex once or twice as well - but I personally know that hindsight is 20/20 and being inside of a situation is certainly not a clear view. I love Jade's smart characterizations, her practical and realistic progression through a story - she gets you invested with characters you can believe with enough detail and insight to give you an affection for them and yet not roll your eyes - the dialogue is real. I gotta love the characters - eventually at least and - I was rooting for these two through the whole story... I have to have a HEA - I just have to - but knowing, knowing it had a HEA I still felt stunned, cried and questioned HOW this thing could come out well???!!!!! Jade you rock! I LOVED Call Me Daddy and initially I thought ewwww! But as usual, you made it make sense to me for the characters bigtime through the story - I am open minded - I think 18 is old enough for alot of people to KNOW what they want - depends on the person - Jade brings you into the reality of that character - has you walk a mile - or 100, in their moccasins - that talent is rare - Thanks Jade - LOVE all your characters, and Lissa and Alex are amazing - I am greedy, I want MORE Epilogue but I thank you for what you gave us - you give everyone hope that there is someone out there to Love you - no matter who you are!

Save your credit

The only reason I rated this a 1 Star is because leaving it blank defaults to 5 stars, but trust me, this book deserves a zero star rating same with the narrators.

I had this book sitting in my wishlist for a while and finally decided to spend my credit, and boy was it a waste.

Here are my problems with this book outside of both narrators being absolutely AWFUL

1) The hero is supposedly rich and hires people to clean his house filled with valuables, he didn’t even take the time to learn the name of his cleaner nor did he invest in any kind of cameras to protect his home and valuables!! RIDICULOUS

2) The kids in the story was pointless because aside from a few cameos they never really developed (which I understand because this story is about sex) but whey make them part of the story. The kids were never a priority for neither the hero or heroine but somehow all their decisions was for the kids (heavy eye roll)

3) This book was plain stupid..save your credit

Crazy Train.🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂

This was absolutely crazy sinful .
What a ride.
The writer is insanely talented the narrations are
Perfectly sexy, the story doesn’t let you go till the end.
scorching hot.
Be ware , if you do not like steamy hot , raunchy anal sex this is not for you!

Female narrator

Posey’s voice is beyond squeaky and aggravating, she sounds like a talking mosquito who is trying for seduction. Smutty’s voice was great!

kinky wild

just wow! love the narration and love the characters. Alexander's kinky desires for bisexual exploits and asphyxiation would be enough, but ad in an awesome storyline with the girl crush to maid to pet sitter to virgin for auction to weekly girl and you've got a book you cant put down. wish this one had a sequel.

intense

this book was a little intense definitely have lots of sex a lot of drama if you're not a fan of the f word well this is not the book for you it also has homosexuals. I did like the book it was not my kind of book but overall I did like it I got the narrator's did a good job I was not a fan of the female voice it sounded very nasally but the guy's voice was definitely on point

not one to spend time on

wasnt able to get into it like i did Jade West book dirty daddies now thats a book i could reread if i so needed or wanted too

Another 50 shades of grey knockoff

The book is cringey and centers around an asshole rich lawyer Dom with a secret good guy gooey center and a creepy, delusional, stalker, fangirl female protagonist.

The female protagonist has been obsessed with rich lawyer Dom dude since she was a teenager and he spoke at her her school. He let her bum a cig off him. She becomes a cleaner at the practice with the intentions of hopefully one day meeting him, but if she can't accomplish that, she has a competition with a coworker about who can get the honor of cleaning his office so they can smell his seat and maybe jack off in his office. Yeah you read that right, she wants to smell his seat. I'm sorry, what?

She impresses him with her cleaning abilities and becomes the cleaning lady at his private residence. he has no idea who she is because the practice works with a premise that the help is to clean and not be seen or heard.

While she cleans his personal residence, she becomes aware that he enjoys partaking in elite escort auctions. Crazy pants female protagonist is SO desperate for his attention that she becomes an escort. He bids on her, they do the deed. the whole thing is cringey as hell. More follows, but I couldn't bear to continue listening to this any longer. I presume romance follows.

The shame is there is some good writing in here. the author has potential and sometimes the characters are well hashed out. Other times I found myself internally saying no one talks like that, and no man thinks like that, these are completely ridiculous flights of fancy that aren't particularly enjoyable.

Great if you want to hate listen to something. If you just want the smut, I wasn't impressed by the first sex scene and it took a VERY long time to get there. I love a trashy romance novel and smut, but honestly, skip it. It's one of many 50 Shades of Grey knock offs. I'm sick of the cliche asshole Dom eith the heart of gold. It's rinse and repeat and completely old hat at this point. Pass on it.

Love and hate it

I rarely write a review but I felt I needed to write this. The heroine is annoying as fuck. Maybe it’s just the narrator. By the time I was sick of listening to the heroine I needed to know how it ends. I’ve definitely heard worse narrators, but meh. I love the story though. The stalking makes me uncomfortable