Buy Me, Sir

By: Jade West

Narrated by: Posey Clifford, Smutty McDiarmid

Length: 11 hrs and 27 mins

Publisher's Summary

They call him the puppet master.

They say he's dirty, dark and dangerous.

And they're right.

He's everything they say he is, and more.

So much more.

Alexander Henley has no idea I exist. No idea whatsoever how much I want him.

But that's all about to change.

Because if there's one thing I know about the puppet master, it's that he pays well to pull women's strings.

And I'm going to be his next purchase.

©2017 Jade West (P)2017 Audible, Inc.

Just When I thought No Author Could Shock Me!

I read and listen to MANY books... This book starts out with Lissa and Alexander in what I thought was going to be a formulaic story - girl slapped down by life trying to survive with her dreams to carry her onward. Rich bastard Alex jaded by life closed in and spoiled. Well Jade you blew me away and not once, but several times... I thought the Premise of Alexander was exaggerated for the sake of exaggeration at the beginning - but wrong, Jade doesn't just have the Lissa or Alex speak their life motto and then bam fall in love - the character lives - she backs them up. I had a couple of times I wanted to slap Lissa upside the head - and Alex once or twice as well - but I personally know that hindsight is 20/20 and being inside of a situation is certainly not a clear view. I love Jade's smart characterizations, her practical and realistic progression through a story - she gets you invested with characters you can believe with enough detail and insight to give you an affection for them and yet not roll your eyes - the dialogue is real. I gotta love the characters - eventually at least and - I was rooting for these two through the whole story... I have to have a HEA - I just have to - but knowing, knowing it had a HEA I still felt stunned, cried and questioned HOW this thing could come out well???!!!!! Jade you rock! I LOVED Call Me Daddy and initially I thought ewwww! But as usual, you made it make sense to me for the characters bigtime through the story - I am open minded - I think 18 is old enough for alot of people to KNOW what they want - depends on the person - Jade brings you into the reality of that character - has you walk a mile - or 100, in their moccasins - that talent is rare - Thanks Jade - LOVE all your characters, and Lissa and Alex are amazing - I am greedy, I want MORE Epilogue but I thank you for what you gave us - you give everyone hope that there is someone out there to Love you - no matter who you are!

Crazy Train.🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂

This was absolutely crazy sinful .
What a ride.
The writer is insanely talented the narrations are
Perfectly sexy, the story doesn’t let you go till the end.
scorching hot.
Be ware , if you do not like steamy hot , raunchy anal sex this is not for you!

Save your credit

The only reason I rated this a 1 Star is because leaving it blank defaults to 5 stars, but trust me, this book deserves a zero star rating same with the narrators.

I had this book sitting in my wishlist for a while and finally decided to spend my credit, and boy was it a waste.

Here are my problems with this book outside of both narrators being absolutely AWFUL

1) The hero is supposedly rich and hires people to clean his house filled with valuables, he didn’t even take the time to learn the name of his cleaner nor did he invest in any kind of cameras to protect his home and valuables!! RIDICULOUS

2) The kids in the story was pointless because aside from a few cameos they never really developed (which I understand because this story is about sex) but whey make them part of the story. The kids were never a priority for neither the hero or heroine but somehow all their decisions was for the kids (heavy eye roll)

3) This book was plain stupid..save your credit

Omg! The woman’s voice makes this awful.

The book is slow, and I am trying to lumber through this book, but it’s torture. A complete waste of coin. The woman narrator doesn’t pull off the character and I don’t know if that’s what makes it drag or if she just makes a bad book even worse.

Female narrator

Posey’s voice is beyond squeaky and aggravating, she sounds like a talking mosquito who is trying for seduction. Smutty’s voice was great!

kinky wild

just wow! love the narration and love the characters. Alexander's kinky desires for bisexual exploits and asphyxiation would be enough, but ad in an awesome storyline with the girl crush to maid to pet sitter to virgin for auction to weekly girl and you've got a book you cant put down. wish this one had a sequel.

intense

this book was a little intense definitely have lots of sex a lot of drama if you're not a fan of the f word well this is not the book for you it also has homosexuals. I did like the book it was not my kind of book but overall I did like it I got the narrator's did a good job I was not a fan of the female voice it sounded very nasally but the guy's voice was definitely on point

There’s a Reason Why….

There’s a reason why I’m very much into this book…. It reminds me SO much of Lars von Trier’s “Nymphomanic” movie “series” (legit 6-ish hours of film had to be split into vol 1 & vol 2)… it’s sexual exploration in the most raw, degenerate, perverse way possible… but somehow there are underlying redeeming qualities behind the seemingly oblivious and/or predatory behavior that comes from the two MC’s. I’m the type of person that doesn’t judge unless I have to…. To me, I have no right to pretend the consensual mind fuck of the MC’s relationship. Personally, I find it more than sexy to be able to get off the way they do because of the undying trust involved.

Keep in mind, I’m only halfway through… but unless they veer into a literal puppet show after this, I’d be hard pressed to change my mind.

Get it! Waybetter than I hoped for!

Storyline is hot, surprising and realistic for the genre! I did have to get used to the narrators, especially with the accent, but they fit the story well and their different gender’s voice were not bad at all. Plenty of hot, hard scenes without being off putting. Deserves a credit!

So Deliciously Frk'n Raw & Dark!!!

Gritty. Dirty. Dark. Taboo even...

There's not enough praise that this read can get from me.
I loved every single aspect of it.

The Obsession. The Connection. The Thrill. The Angst.

Everything about this read was enthralling and captivating.

A definite must read for the depraved.

His Possessiveness is Addictive to the point of being Consumed.

Narration was exceptional