Bring Me Flesh, I'll Bring Hell

A Horror Novel

By: Martin Rose

Narrated by: Christian Rummel

Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins

Publisher's Summary

Vitus Adamson is falling apart. As a pre-deceased private investigator, he takes the prescription Atroxipine hourly to keep his undead body upright and functioning. Whenever he is injured, he seeks Niko, a bombshell mortician with bedroom eyes and a way with corpses, to piece him back together. Decomposition, however, is the least of his worries when two clients posing his most dangerous job yet appear at his door looking for their lost son. Vitus is horrified to discover the photo of the couple's missing son is a picture-perfect reproduction of his long dead son. This leads him to question the events of his tormented past; he must face the possibility that the wife and child he believed he murdered ten years ago in a zombie-fugue have somehow survived - or is it just wishful thinking designed to pull him into an elaborate trap? Unfolding like a classic film noir mixed with elements of a B-movie, Bring Me Flesh, I'll Bring Hell is an imaginative spin on the hard-boiled detective genre and a new twist on the zombie novel. In Vitus Adamson, you will find a protagonist you can care about and invest in as he takes you through his emotional journey of betrayal and quest for redemption.

©2014 Martin Rose (P)2014 Audible Inc.

Sex with a rotted, stinking corpse? Really?

A hot, young girl working in a morgue that lusts after a rotted, stinking, broken, maggoty zombie-corpse, and makes out with it and its fetid erection? Wth.
Only from a (an extremely juvenile) male author.
*rolling eyes*

A clunky lurker of a story that’s easy to escape

A funky story that first grabs your attention with a couple fast & rarely utilize tropes of the occult sci-fi genre. But the holes in the authors skills soon show like a Zombie’s rotted flesh under daylight.
The elements of the plot that initially interest you are left to hang loose without being properly fleshed out & developed to ending, the writing makes for a Clunky narration due to too much embellishment at times, & then the development out of the blue, of elements taken starting at what would probably be a good midway point, & developed to a climax, that leaves the reader disappointed.
Also, way too much undead drama. The novel in its later chapters is almost a male version of twilight, as the characters are way too emo & relationships are romanticized to points that are not really even slightly believable.

This one, in later chapters, becomes the worst type of Zombie: one you keep putting down, but it keeps returning as your unable to finish it quickly.

The Nic Cage of books

Wow. Starts as a wannabe dick novel that quickly devolves into a hot mess. With plot holes galore, twists upon twists, the most disturbing sex scene committed to the page, and it's devotion to taking all of this madness serious, makes this so bad that it's good. Although that may give it too much credit, it's more along the lines of schadenfreude.

entertaining as hell

not the most literary work in the world but humorous gritty and funny it was worth the listen

not very good

I tried so hard to get into this book but I could not do it.It just keeps going on about how this guy is dead and has no feeling and when I thought it was going to get good nope just more boring don't waste your time there are much better horror books out there

Unusual premise

A good editor could have helped - all in all not a bad story. Just needed some polish and editing.

decent story

for a horror book I picked up on a whim I found it very easy to listen too the narrator is a little slow but it was good once I sped it up

Great story

what a great and unique zombie story! I totally loved it and hope for more from this author. it's nice to read a book that doesn't follow the same old storyline

great book

great book can't wait to start the next one did not expect the ending of this book exitced to see how the next one begins

Brutal and Imaginative

fan of the horror genre and this book shocked even me. it did have a good storyline though and I enjoyed it very much.