Billionaire Grump

A Fake Relationship Romantic Comedy

By: Misha Bell, Anna Zaires, Dima Zales

Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Sebastian York

Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins

Publisher's summary

Juno

When I'm late for a job interview and get stuck on an elevator with an annoyingly sexy, ancient-Rome-obsessed grump, the last thing I expect is for him to be the billionaire owner of the building. I also don't expect to almost kill him...accidentally, of course.

Sure, I don't get the plant care position I applied for, but I do receive an interesting offer.

Lucius needs to trick the public (and his grandma) into thinking he's in a relationship, and I need tuition money to get my botany degree. Our arrangement is mutually beneficial—that is, until I start catching feelings.

If being a cactus lover has taught me anything, it’s that if you get too close, there's a good chance you'll end up hurt.

Lucius

Post-elevator incident, I'm left with three things: my favorite water bottle full of pee, a life-threatening allergic reaction, and paparazzi photos of my “girlfriend” and I that make my Gram the happiest woman alive.

Naturally, my next step is to blackmail—I mean, convince—this (admittedly cute) girl to pretend to date me. That way, my grandma stays happy, and as a bonus, I can keep the gold diggers at bay.

Unfortunately, my arch nemesis, a.k.a. biology, kicks in, and the whole "not getting physical" part of our agreement becomes increasingly hard to abide by. Worse yet, the longer I'm with Juno, the more my delicately crafted icy exterior melts away.

If I'm not careful, Juno will tear down my walls completely.

©2023 Misha Bell (P)2023 Misha Bell

Grumpy Roman God

This was a fun quick book. I started hearing this book on a plane ride and needed to hide my smiles. I didn’t want my seat mates to think I was crazy. I continues the book once I arrived at my hotel and unpacked. Then realized I was so invested in finding out what happened I couldn’t put it down.

The ML was adorable. Throughout the story, you find out that his life has been difficult and it helped shaped him into the jerk he is but leave it to the FL to break down that Roman God exterior. I would definitely hear/read this book again.

A Great Listen!

I thoroughly enjoy listening to this Rom-Com. it was doubly better with Erin and Sebastian! The narration blew me away. I normally listen to Sebastian in non-comedies. This was a super treat!!!!

Fun and quirky story with fabulous narration!

Audiobook: Narrators - Erin Mallon and Sebastian York

This was such a fun story made even better by the fabulous narration of this incredible set of narrators. It just doesn’t get any better than Mallon and York. They took me to a whole new place with this story. After reading it and loving it, I found listening added an even greater dimension as the characters came alive in all their quirky ways. This is definitely my favorite by this author and I’m thrilled to have the audiobook as the perfect reread.

oh wow

Let's start by reiterating my undieing live for Sebastion York's sexy voice. Just yum.
Having said that I loved this book loved the author's writing style. it didn't feel forced and lord I hate mushy or long drawn out drama. This novel got straight to the point I live that. I am now an instant fan.

Sweet romantic HEA

I usually don’t go for this sweet romantic book, but I loved this one!
It’s funny and light. Some times one needs this kind of reading.

Enjoyable

Light hearted, funny, good amount of steam. Narrators were great! No regrets with this book

I loved it

It was a good length. There was not a lot going back and forth. It started fake, they both feel and worked out a few issues and then happy ending.

Precious

This book made me smile and laugh. The plot is sweet and easy to follow. The perfect happy story! Loved it!

wasn't what I expected, in a good way

I loves this book I was expecting something else at first the man's voice threw me off but then I loved it so much. it made me laugh so hard.

So cute!

Super fun story. It was quirky, light and sweet. Don’t get me wrong, it’s still an adult romance but it’s not built on sex. It’s just a really cute story.