Neckbeard: The Awesome Pirate

By: Dennes Sims

Narrated by: Dennes Sims

Rob Morgan, a network engineer from that sprawling metropolis called Omaha, Nebraska, is going about his jaded, everyday life until a group of men in black suits yanks him from his best friend’s wedding and drops him into a totally-not-government-wink-wink black-site defense project. One accidental misstep later into a wormhole, he ends up in the year 1700 during the Golden Age of Piracy, finding himself thrust into a world of cannon fire, sword fights, treasure maps, and men in serious need of better hygiene. Mistaken for the notorious pirate Bloody Bob Morgan, Rob is forced to become the legend that everyone thinks he is while trying to find a way back home. Combining real historical figures from the Golden Age of Piracy with a tale of time travel, changing history, and expert-level sarcasm, it promises the reader a wild, entertaining journey.

Dive into a time-warped pirate epic where futuristic tech collides with 18th-century high-seas adventure. Unravel secret maps, mysterious wormhole devices, and a treacherous crew that will leave you questioning every twist. Set sail now and uncover a destiny woven with history and scifi—buy today and start your adventure!

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Pirates with laughs

Time traveling to the pirate times with serious and funny times alike. Good twists good jokes would recommend