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"Alternately narrated with just the right amount of earnestness and snark by the two authors, this audiobook eschews the heavy-handedness of some astrologers in favor of a playful approach.... The audiobook is accessible to listeners who are not astrology aficionados and is a whole lot of fun." (AudioFile magazine)

This program is read by the authors, and includes a bonus podcast episode!

From the online phenomenons the Astro Poets comes the first great astrology primer of the 21st century. Full of insight, advice and humor for every sign in the zodiac, the Astro Poets' unique brand of astrological flavor has made them Twitter sensations. Their long-awaited first audiobook is in the grand tradition of Linda Goodman's Sun Signs, but made for the world we live in today. In this audiobook, the Astro Poets help you see what's written in the stars and use it to navigate your friendships, your career, and your very complicated love life. If you've ever wondered why your Gemini friend won't let you get a word in edge-wise at drinks, you've come to the right place. When will that Scorpio texting "u up?" at 2AM finally take the next step in your relationship? (Hint: they won't). Both the perfect introduction to the 12 signs for the astrological novice, and a resource to return to for those who already know why their Cancer boyfriend cries during commercials but need help with their new whacky Libra boss, this is the astrology audiobook must-have for the 21st century and beyond.

"A witty book filled with poetry, pop culture references, and cosmic advice that might just leave you with real insights into friendship, romance, and yourself." (Entertainment Weekly

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

©2019 Alex Dimitrov and Dorothea Lasky (P)2019 Macmillan Audio

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...Dorothy’s monotone reading voice was extremely annoying to me. It completely took me out of the book and I wasn’t able to fully focus on what she was saying. She reads unconvincingly, almost as if she is reading for the first time.

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I love the Astro Poets

This was such a fun book. I'm a double air sign and I found it to be really funny and ACCURATE lol! I love Alex and Dorothea 🌌