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Alpacalypse
- Clovenhoof, Book 8
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- Length: 11 hrs and 55 mins
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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Hot White Heist 2
- By: Adam Goldman
- Narrated by: Bowen Yang, Jane Lynch, Cynthia Nixon, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Original Recording
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Two years after successfully melting down the top secret sperm bank under the Space Needle, the CLITO collective (Community of Lesbians Inclusive To Others) is thriving on their newly acquired private island, Lesbos 2. All is well in their queer utopia. Or is it? Investigative reporter Sarah Keebler (Sarah Steele) is piecing together the crew's previous heist for her bombshell true-crime podcast–and getting dangerously close to the truth.
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AS FUN AS SEASON1
- By Robert on 03-07-24
By: Adam Goldman
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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3 out of 5 stars
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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French & Saunders Titting About (Series 5)
- By: Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders
- Narrated by: Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
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Once again, the legendary comedy duo unearth six vitally important subjects... and then tit about about them. From surviving on a desert island to being eaten by a cardboard crocodile, Dawn and Jennifer will entertain, inform and thoroughly tit about for your pleasure. (Batteries not included.)
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5 out of 5 stars
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Still my favorite podcast!
- By Leeroy on 04-29-24
By: Dawn French, and others
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- Travis G Hall
- 10-20-23
really good
loved this whole series, this was a great book. lots of recollections from the previous books.
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- Zero Calvin
- 10-25-23
Alpacalyptic Fun
Who would have thought the end of the world could be so entertaining? Surprisingly, Nerys has grown to be my favorite character of this series so it was great to have her as the main character this go around. Excellent writing and narration as always.
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- Sliced Bread
- 11-11-23
Good way to wrap it all up
Imagine my joy when I opened up Audible on my birthday and saw this book available. Let’s just say I did more than a little happy dance. The story combined with the performance of the narrator had me listening to the whole series a couple times waiting for the final one. Like spinal tap, it gets better with each listen. Hopefully they’ll get the missing book out on Audible now or at least soon. Why isn’t it available?
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- Robert Moler
- 11-01-23
I couldn't even finish this one!
The Clovenhoof Series was excellent up until the last two books. I couldn't even finish this last installment; it was incredibly boring and seemed as if the authors had forced themselves to finish. The storyline involving Nerys just fell flat which is so unlike the quality of work found in the earlier books. I was so disappointed!
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