A Serial Killer's Guide to Marriage

A Novel

De: Asia Mackay

Narrado por: Georgia Tennant, Kyle Soller

Two former serial killers trying to keep their past buried realize that old habits die hard in this “wildly original, razor-sharp thriller” (Chris Whitaker, New York Times bestselling author of All the Colors of the Dark).

“An invaluable manual that I return to again and again.”―Hugh Grant

I wasn't smashing the patriarchy; I was killing it. Literally.

Hazel and Fox are an ordinary married couple with a baby. Except for one small thing: they're murderers. Well, they used to be. They had it all. An enviable London lifestyle, five-star travels, and plenty of bad men to rid from the world. Then Hazel got pregnant.

Now, they’re just another mom-and-dad-and-baby. They gave up vigilante justice for life in the suburbs: arranged play dates instead of body disposals, diapers over daggers, mommy conversations instead of the sweet seduction right before a kill. Hazel finds her new life terribly dull. And the more she forces herself to play her monotonous, predictable role, the more she begins to feel that murderous itch again.

Meanwhile, Fox has really taken to being a father. Always the planner, he loves being five steps ahead of everyone and knowing exactly what’s coming around the bend. Plus, if anyone can understand Hazel needing one more kill, it’s Fox. But then Hazel kills someone without telling Fox. And when police show up at their door, Hazel realizes it will take everything she has to keep her family together.

©2025 Asia Mackay (P)2025 Random House Audio

Reseñas de la Crítica

“An invaluable manual that I return to again and again.”—Hugh Grant

“Sexy, stylish, thrilling, and funny . . . Asia Mackay rips up the rulebook in this wildly original, razor-sharp tale of marriage and murder, mundanity and mayhem. I loved it.”—Chris Whitaker, New York Times bestselling author of All the Colors of the Dark

“Certain to be your sassy, twisted must-read of 2025.”—Janice Hallett, bestselling author of The Appeal

Out of this world! I am speechless at how good this book was!

My new favorite author and by far the very best narrator I have encountered, and I have listed to offer 200 audiobooks!

Awesome awesome awesome.

Completely great. So imaginative, fast paced, impossible to turn off, and I think Georgia’s narration is her best yet.

Worth every minute

Georgia Tennant kills it reading as Haze. No notes 🔪
Of course, Asia’s writing makes for a delicious story to sink your teeth into. Loved it!

Fun!

This was fun, a little more lighthearted than what I am used to as far as thrillers but I think that was the point. Great audiobook!

Great characters, loved tge dark humor

Great story, great characters and great narration! this was a very enjoyable read. looking for more from this author now!

Film adaptation

This book would make the perfect TV movie/miniseries! Thoroughly enjoyed the story and found humor in it, even though it was dark subject matter.

A story of love and friendship

This was a very entertaining story. It kept me engaging while challenging me to look at the relationships in my own life. It had a good amount of humor and truth. Happy for Haze and Fox.

Amazing!

So good! I love hazel and her husband. Wish there was Marie books to come

Loved the Dark Humor

The book captured me from the start! The dark humor of Haze’s character drew me immediately. Such a great read.

I personally really liked it.

The plot twists were solid, the narration is really good. I enjoyed the characters a lot, even if Haze got on my last nerve. lol. It’s really engaging, the author has a strong narrative voice. My favorite book so far this year.