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Berger McDonald
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You've found your Ultimate Retirement Book!
Congratulations on reaching that point in life where you can sit back, put your feet up, and enjoy retirement!
Just think of it, no more cares, no more hurry and...no more paychecks! Yikes!
The first day of retirement is an exciting time. You get to sleep in until noon, then sit around in your pajamas all day.
There are lots of soap operas to catch up on and then of course all those small jobs around the house you’ve been putting off for years.
That was always the plan, right?
But the reality is you’ll still get up at 7 a.m. every morning, looking in the mirror and wonder what to do with yourself.
Maybe you’ll head out to Starbucks and nurse a coffee all day.
Or you could just sit on the porch and scratch yourself as people go by.
Those options don’t appeal to you?
Well then, you’ve discovered the ultimate book on retirement just in time. Take this humorous approach to enjoy your retirement.
In this book you will discover the 50 best things you absolutely need to do to enjoy your retirement to the fullest, such as:
- Joining a Nudist Club...It’s a jiggle fest and a giggle fest
- Dancing...Men will hate it, women will love it
- Get a Sex Change...for guys that had man boobs anyway
- The Art and Science of Napping...and yes there is
- Smoke Pot...Join the movement, it’s a joint effort
- Check out Cemeteries...Your last rodeo
- Gamble in Vegas Baby! What happens there stays there
And so much, much more…
After reading this book, you will never get bored in your retirement.
You will know exactly what to do in your life...in the funny, humorous ways....
Perfect for retirees. Perfect retirement gift.
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- Jim Grierson
- 06-21-20
not that humorous, not that detailed.
I didn't find this book to be that humorous, and it didn't go into that much detail in the ideas that were presented.
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Total3 out of 5 stars
- Michele A. Cunningham
- 03-27-18
Cute and short.
Mild mannered, (very) light humor. Can't say much more because the experience has fluttered from my mind like a leaf in the breeze.
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- Mark E Stanton
- 01-23-20
Dumb
If you like dumb humor, try this. Otherwise, look for something else to use your credits on.
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- Instyle
- 04-23-21
Hilarious!
I was able to pick out my current activities and laugh.
The thing us retired or not , always find a reason to laugh.
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