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How to Assassinate an Incubus Step 1: Disguise yourself as his new butler. Step 2: Fall in love? Lucian Darksbane has been tormenting men since the Middle Ages. The charming, sadistic incubus has left a trail of broken hearts and ravaged bodies in his wake. But now, he lives a secluded life in his countryside manor, haunted by his dark past. Luckily, Lucian’s delicious new butler may be exactly what he needs to… distract himself. Wilder Wrenfield is hired to assassinate the mysterious demon of Thornwood Manor. Audacious, wild, and too brave for his own good, Wilder jumps headfirst into ...

A mix of paranormal mystery, dark humor, and supernatural crime-solving, The Dead Detective box set follows Richelle Dadd, a cop who wakes up to find herself in the middle of a murder scene—her own. Book 1: The Dead Detective Detective Richelle Dadd has seen plenty of crime scenes, but she never expected to wake up in one. Now, as an undead investigator, she’s dealing with more than just a bitter divorce—she’s also on a mission to solve her own murder. But being reanimated comes with a catch: she’s been turned into a zombie assassin, forced to carry out dangerous assignments while...

For "Vampire for Hire" fans everywhere and new readers alike! A massive heaping of 29 short stories spread over 600 pages, all set in the thrilling world of Samantha Moon, vampire private eye! Included within: 1. Teeth 2. Vampire Nights 3. Vampire Blues 4. Vampire Dreams 5. Halloween Moon 6. Vampire Gold 7. Blue Moon 8. Dark Side of the Moon 9. Vampire Requiem 10. Moon Love 11. Vampire Alley 12. Moon Musings 13. Moon Memories 14. Moon Quiz 15. Moon Beast 16. Vampire Widow 17. Moon Maze 18. Silver Hammer 19. When Sam Met Santa 20. One Swallow 21. Moon Reflections 22. Moon Bandits 23. Vampire...

A Haunted Spaceship, a Desperate Family, and a Vampire Go to Space... Captain Ruby Harlow and her father get a killer deal on a pre-owned spaceship with a dark past. Determined to leave a dying earth for the final frontier, she and her wife overlook the ship’s lousy attitude, quirky decisions, and nasty bat infestation. Their troubles escalate when a bloody ghost begins tormenting their brand-new fembot while the rest of the crew remains oblivious to the haunting. Despite mysterious problems with the ship, the captain leads a glorious launch. Later, with the entire crew frozen in cryo, ...

Boxed set of six bestselling supernatural novels by #1 bestselling authors, J.R. Rain and Scott Nicholson, including the COMPLETE Spider Trilogy of vampire thrillers: 1. BAD BLOOD (Spider Trilogy book #1) Meet Spider, the go-to guy for supernatural problems. When teenager Parker Cole seeks his help regarding her father's cult at Mount Shasta and her friend's mysterious death, Spider suspects a fellow vampire's involvement. Dive into a gripping tale of intrigue and vampire vigilante justice. 2. SPIDER WEB (Spider Trilogy book #2) Spider, the reluctant vampire with a heart, faces chaos on a ...

The bigger the secret… …the greater the body count. Brooklyn never expected to be on the run, and that too with her companions. With the Syndicate hot on their heels, she sets out on a mad dash around the city to keep them all alive. Fortunately, with a resourceful human by her side and with the help of the shifter, Brooklyn sees a way forward. Dominic might still have reservations about Brooklyn, but as the danger looms, the more willing he is to risk it all to keep her safe. When the mystery of her father’s death is revealed, he realizes that they have more in common than he ...

A thrilling collection of the first eight Samantha Moon short stories, including: Teeth - What happens when a child is born with a rare throwback gene, a gene that produces two exceptionally long teeth? Vampire Nights - Samantha Moon meets someone unexpected on a late night trip to Denny's, someone who seems to know all her secrets and has all the answers. Vampire Blues - Samantha Moon discovers that even a routine case can offer a few surprises―and that not all men are created equal. Vampire Dreams - Samantha Moon sets out to find the answer to a mysterious, haunting dream...a dream in ...

Boxed set of books 4-6 in the "Trailer Park Vampire" series of Paranormal Women's Fiction, including: BUMPKINS AND BANSHEES (Book 4) It's all storms and trouble when my ex, Alton, strolls in with roses. Not because I'm looking for romance – he's a human who just saw creatures spawned from fog and is shook. Things get darker with a crow shifter named Georgia taking an arrow to the throat, sparking a whodunit. Now, Alton's on my suspect list – he knows archery and acts weird since learning Windy Ridge's secrets. To top it off, he's tuned into the banshee's scream, a sign of doom. Fed up ...

Drugs. Delusions. Or the Biggest Mystery in Florida Since Will-o'-the-wisp? Meet Barry Babcock, your typical Florida Man—unemployed, self-medicated, and living in a swamp-side trailer with a laundry list of bad decisions behind him. But when a death-defying stunt lands him in a psychiatric facility, Barry’s got a hell of a story to tell. To the staff psychiatrist, it starts off as the usual Florida nonsense: drugs, booze, alligator dodging, and some questionable life choices. But then Barry takes a sharp left into the unexplainable—because according to him, the real reason he wound up...

2020 Kindle Book Awards - Horror - Finalist Deep below the heart of San Francisco, concealed under an old grocery store, a Hell Gate is on the verge of opening and releasing the fallen angel, Samael, to torment the world. Three souls, knowingly or unknowingly, attempt to free themselves from their own self-imposed prison. Mike is tormented by a pact to reunite with his soulmate. Grace is tormented by her family’s obligation. Alan is tormented whenever his tiny perfect world is threatened. Their battle for freedom depends on whether they help to open the Hell Gate or risk their lives to ...

WARNING! This book contains evil clowns. What, still reading? I mean, aren’t you kind of in or out at evil clowns? Fine, whatever. It’s your funeral... So, yeah, the rural Montana town of Possum Point has victims, er, people, too. A rancher, a cheerleader, a recluse, a mysterious stranger and many more. But you’ll just have to accept that your favorite is probably doomed anyway. When the circus of destruction comes to town the only real question is who gets... THE LAST LAUGH The complete serial--beginning, middle, and blood-soaked end--available in one collected edition for the first ...

Best Occult & Supernatural Novel, Global Book Awards 2024🥇 DREAMS. MURDER. FURY. Lonely midlife psychic Joscelyn Wild dreams of macabre murders while they happen—a grim gift that she pours into writing supernatural suspense novels. She’s also secretly in love with a fiery blue wish-granting demon named Fury, who happens to be the badass female heroine of all her books. Driven by her thirst for dark stories, Joss sneaks around, spying on the Devil and exploring Hell in her sleep. Along the way, she uncovers shocking conspiracies that fuel her bestselling demon fantasy series. This ...

When John Hunter finds out he can get paid $5,000 for trapping a rogue chimera, it's game on. Now, he'll have a crash course on the goings-on of the secret underworld and more than a few bruises to prove his mettle. But not all is as straightforward as it may seem. There are those closest to Jonny who are more than they're letting on. And the humans in his life turn out to be the worst kind of monsters. Jonny may be able to save himself, if he wants to save the city from an unspeakable, ancient evil lurking in the shadows, he'll have to catch up fast.

It’s bad enough that its venom-dripping chelicerae can slice through flesh like warm butter. Worse? It’s right there under the bunk. It’s a fact now. To make it through the night, the children must obey the rules: don’t get out of bed, stay out of the shadows, and don’t wake the beast. But as the threats multiply, so do the rules of survival. And with the safety of dawn still hours away, the fun is just beginning.

Monty and Ellen Drew’s vacation in the South Seas takes a spooky turn when their cruise ship loses all power. And the temperature drops...unnaturally. Ellen believes an evil presence has taken over the ship...except Captain Norris doesn’t believe her. But with the ship dead in the water—and no rescue happening—the captain asks Ellen and Monty for assistance in overcoming possible supernatural forces. When the crew and passengers begin to mysteriously fall asleep and don’t awaken, Ellen and Monty must discover how the entity is holding the ship hostage... And why no rescuers can ...

When your arch-nemesis dies and she still won't leave you alone. It's safe to say, Joyce and I don't get along. She's two-faced, for a start. So when she does me a solid and takes a drunken tumble and dies, I can finally forget all about her. Not that I wanted her dead. But peace isn’t on the cards for long because Joyce isn’t really gone. For reasons known only to the twisted universe, she’s come back to haunt me. Now, I can’t get a moment’s peace—not even in the bathroom—because this needy, ghostly, zombie version of Joyce follows me everywhere. And to make matters worse, ...

2022 Kindle Book Awards – Horror – Semi-Finalist Alan and Grace have spent the last year together exploring the world's wonders up and down the West Coast after escaping the Hell Gate in San Francisco. They develop a deep emotional and physical bond, alleviating the loneliness and mistrust they have known for so many years due to their self-imposed prisons while working at Tony’s Food Mart. Now a year later, their bond is threatened by a shadow stalking them as they deal with one’s denial to share the truth and the other’s passiveness to pursue it. A tiny absence of information ...

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3 Demons, 2 Psychics, and a Ghost that Becomes a Monster! GLUTTONY. POWER. FURY. A dark hunger lurks in the fourth book in the suspenseful psychic Deadly Sins series. Demons Rarely Share: Gluttony dishes up a thrilling blend of occult suspense fantasy, featuring fiery demons, angels, and ghost humor that’s sure to satisfy. Welcome to Hershey, Pennsylvania, the day after Halloween, where the streets are littered with candy wrappers and haunted by something far more sinister than trick-or-treaters. Clear your plate for a spooky ghost horror thriller that will completely consume you. Dr. ...

They were sisters... when one calls on Satan for revenge the other is willing to assist. With a deadly combination of black magic and teenage hormones, the girls soon get what they asked for and more!