The Bitch Upstairs

De: Dark Goddess

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

When Dominique Carter signs the lease on a too-cheap apartment, she expects noisy neighbors and bad paint—not a cursed roommate, a haunted building with Opinions™, and a foundation that literally hums with hunger.

Camilla, the roommate in question, is already tangled in something dark. Her shadow peels off and starts asking for curfews, the house unionizes against Dominique’s rules, and the stairwell demands a chess match before it’ll let her upstairs. Meanwhile, a hell-door in the basement keeps knocking, demanding “blood, bond, or belonging.”

But Dominique doesn’t scare easy. With her holy-water–packing cousin, a tambourine-slinging auntie, and Malik the demonologist-lawyer in tow, she turns sarcasm into a survival strategy. Even the demon general Sabnock shows up—fortifying walls, but reminding her that mercy is a door she has to carve herself.

Equal parts terrifying and hilarious, The Bitch Upstairs is a supernatural horror comedy about bad contracts, noisy foundations, and the messy, sacred power of saying no. If you’ve ever dealt with cursed roommates, shady landlords, or neighbors who act like they’re possessed—welcome home.