Religious Satire

The Batshit Crazy Bible isn’t your grandma’s Sunday School companion—unless grandma was into alien gods, divine temper tantrums, and weaponized foreskins. Robert Ragnar, legal eagle turned armchair theologian, has done the unthinkable: read the Bible—every bloody verse of it—cover to cover. And now he’s here to report back, not with sermons or salvation, but with sharp wit, a raised eyebrow, and a healthy dose of historical side-eye. This isn’t about mocking belief—it’s about exposing the bizarre, brutal, and baffling moments buried in the so-called Good Book. From talking...

Forget what you think you know about the Good Book. The BC Bible is not a sermon—it’s a riotous, irreverent, and razor-sharp deep dive into the most bizarre, brutal, and brilliantly baffling stories in the Bible. Written with wit, bite, and a historian’s curiosity, Robert Ragnar takes you on a chronological journey through scripture with a scalpel in one hand and a shot of whiskey in the other. From talking snakes to cosmic floods, divine tantrums to circumcision revenge plots, Ragnar unpacks the ancient texts with equal parts skepticism, satire, and sincere wonder. Raised in the pews...

Because you know it's nonsense, but were never sure why.

The Complete Mercury Series By Robert Kroese When a wisecracking angel with a checkered past gets put on divine probation, Earth becomes his proving ground—and humanity his unwitting straight man. This complete collection brings together all five books in Robert Kroese’s riotously irreverent Mercury series, a satirical blend of theology, action, and cosmic bureaucracy. Follow Mercury, a fallen (but technically not that fallen) angel with a penchant for bending the rules, as he stumbles through apocalyptic prophecies, celestial politics, and really bad ideas involving flamethrowers. ...

Sanity is a relative concept in a universe gone mad. Jaymes Shore’s latest anthology of science fiction, speculative fiction, horror, and satire features thirty-three tales set in our uncertain and rather unpleasant future. They are not for the squeamish or easily offended. Hostile business takeovers become a literal concept in our post-apocalyptic future as employees are drafted into military service for the price war. It’s time to die for your company or face termination. Revitalized seeded clone colonies spread humanity across the stars. A programming error transforms one of these ...

Welcome to Heaven, Inc., the grossly mismanaged corporation in the sky. For as long as anyone can remember, the founder and CEO (known in some circles as "God") has been phoning it in. Lately, he's been spending most of his time on the golf course. And when he does show up at work, it's not to...

Everything is all Doug’s fault. The Horn of Destiny is missing from the Seraphim Symphonic practice room and the Apocalypse is set to begin prematurely. He always was a clumsy GA-1 (Guardian Angel First Degree). No wonder he never got promoted. Now the fate of the world rests in the hands of his human client, a mentally unstable trumpet player named Steve who takes all his advice from his pet cat Smokey. Oh, and someone on earth had the bright idea to run the dreaded Horn of Destiny through a 3-D printer and sell copies on eBay. God help us all!

God welcomes you to the new American theocracy. Enjoy your stay. It may not be the paradise you anticipated. Murder, rape, slavery, oppression, genocide, destruction or any other evil can be justified. You just have to know where to look in the Bible. If God wants it, how can it be wrong? Prepare for fourteen stories of religion run amok. These tales will offend strongly religious people. You have been warned. A little faith may comfort many in times of darkness, but not these people. Putting God back into America seems a pretty good idea to the faithful, but what happens when it’s not ...

Known to historians as "the First American," Benjamin Franklin is without a doubt the most accessible of America's founding fathers. His writings have inspired millions of Americans, and even now, more than 200 years after his death, his wit and humor still brighten lives all across the world. But what was this great man's view on faith? Was he really a Deist as so many historians have proposed? Was he a humanist like so many of his French friends? Is there any possibility that he could have been a Christian? In this unique volume, Bill Fortenberry has collected everything that Franklin ...

Upon the end of days, Lucifer, the Fallen One, that Infernal of Infernals and Murderer of Hope, wonders if his Father will bother to raise another race after Armageddon. After all, he'll only have to tempt them - again - to certain death. Their choice, not his. On God's behalf, Archangel Michael responds. So begins a series of letters between two brothers, at once cordial and combative, about their purpose, their fears, their familial estrangement, and their Father's great folly: the human race.

Jack Holland never meant to become a priest. An Irish teenager with no religion and even less restraint, he sought refuge in a seminary to dodge family pressure—just until he figured things out. But procrastination has a way of rewriting destinies. Years later, Jack finds himself in California, wearing the collar and preaching to the faithful, all while wrestling with shattered vows, unexpected success, and a God who seems more wrathful than forgiving. His journey is equal parts absurd and profound—a spiritual misadventure laced with dark humor, biting satire, and the ache of a man ...

Care to sell your soul? Imagine all that money! Fear not 'tis but a metaphor. Simply look inside this book and see for yourself! it's a sort of "how to manual" with many insiders definitions... And the salesman is handsome, vaguely foreign, & possessed of obvious...Intelligence. He has an air of sophistication for he is "a man of wealth and taste". A witty look at the strange world of inter-dimensional diplomatic missions , . . The Devil's Diplomatic Dictionary brings a light-hearted laugh to the world of diplomacy, providing funny definitions of the most common terms and phrases of ...

🔥 Welcome to Hell: Handbook for the Damned 🔥 A crude survival guide for your eternal stay in the underworld. Congratulations, sinner. You’re dead—and you didn’t make the cut upstairs. Now you’re stuck in Hell for all eternity. Don’t panic (yet). This handbook, written by one of Satan’s most overworked and underpaid demons, is your only shot at making sense of eternal damnation. Inside, you’ll find: Practical tips for surviving the flames, the screams, and the bureaucracy. A brutally honest FAQ for the newly damned (spoiler: yes, the toilets are on fire). A behind-the-...

Welcome to the world’s longest-running apocalypse comedy. In End Times My Azz!, author Billy McCue takes readers on a hilariously skeptical deep dive into the greatest failed apocalypses in history. Forget grim sermons and gloomy forecasts—this book turns doomsday into a full-blown stand-up routine. Meet the dreamers, schemers, and “chosen ones” who swore they knew when it would all go down: The Mayans (2012): the calendar ran out—but not humanity. Harold Camping (2011): twice-predicted the Rapture, twice had to reschedule. Ancient Astrologers: the original influencers, just with ...

The Perfect Humans Imperfection delves into the realm of satirical philosophical fiction, exploring the quirks and contradictions inherent in humanity. This book invites readers into a world where humor and deep reflection intertwine, often presenting seemingly out-of-place comedic moments in its early chapters. While it may initially appear to veer towards the absurd, the narrative unfolds with a purpose beyond mere entertainment. This is not a theological or religious tome but rather a thought-provoking journey that carries a profound message beneath its satirical veneer. As the story ...

Working in retail cosmetics is bad enough without an infectious pandemic supposedly turning everyone into bloodthirsty zombies. When counting down the days before Black Friday feels like the end of the world, four friends fear they might be right. A backstage pass to the inner circle of luxury beauty and a devilish look at consumer nature, The Dead Don't Buy Makeup brings the humor and the body count. Fashion, beauty, and an indoor amusement park; Maxxitall Mall has it all. With all-new stores and a super sized food court, you won't ever want to leave--and if the endless hordes of ...

~ Sometimes all it takes is the right person in our…AfterLife. ~ In this romance with comedy, a man purchases an abandoned farmhouse in a tax sale unaware it’s haunted by the woman…ahhhhh…ghost that will become the love of his life and he the love of her AfterLife and together bring the man who murdered her to justice as only a Trans Spectral, TSP, couple can.

Don, and his friend Andy run an author booth at the Bloomsburg Fair, showcasing local authors' works. The story begins with Don and Andy preparing for the fair, but strange and surreal events unfold, including animated book characters coming to life, sentient lemonade stands, and encounters with bizarre individuals. A major crisis arises when coffee supplies run out due to tariffs imposed by the government, threatening the fair and the world’s functioning. Don and Andy embark on a fantastical journey to restore the coffee supply, involving spells, magical soap, a hot air balloon ride, and...

After derailing more apocalypses than he can count (or remember), Mercury is finally ready for some downtime. But peace and quiet are hard to come by when you're an immortal rogue cherub with a reputation for divine disruption. Just as Mercury settles into a new identity, a disturbing pattern begins to emerge—one involving alternate dimensions, supernatural entities, and a centuries-old plan to rewrite reality itself. Enter a mysterious tech mogul with a god complex, a reclusive inventor with too many ideas, and an end-times preacher whose timing might finally be right. When Mercury ...

What happens when two decades of rigorous, good-faith arguments fail to change a single mind? For more than twenty years, researcher Brien Norris embarked on an ambitious project in the trenches of real-world interaction—in church basements, at coffee shop debates, and across family dinner tables. He deployed the best tools of logic, science, and historical criticism in conversations with hundreds of committed Evangelicals and Fundamentalists. His goal was simple: to find a definitive method for opening a mind sealed by faith. This book is the result of that exhaustive study. Inside, you ...