Marketing Humor

Was there any particular reason that, near the end of your lives, you suddenly stopped buying Bounty paper towels? So begins the first question from Bounty’s market research representative to Paul and Maggie. In this unique short story, a couple who died suddenly in their 50s recounts their use of Bounty paper towels and their sudden switch to a bargain brand near the end of their lives. What appears to be a run-of-the-mill spat between spouses at the Stop & Shop is revealed to be a defining moment of a marriage years in decline.

Grower's Market is set in remote marijuana country peopled with characters whose backgrounds are diverse and whose futures are uncertain. Sunbeam, who entered adult life as a 1960s San Francisco hippie girl, moved north searching for peace and quiet in unspoiled nature. Eventually she ended up running the Bird of Prey Tavern and growing enough weed to support her tranquil life.

Acclaimed author of The Adults Alison Espach’s short story "In-Depth Market Research Interviews with Dead People" is an at-once hilarious and heart-breaking portrait of a dead woman’s marriage and the Volvo that stood in the middle of it all.

Caroline’s mattress had nothing to do with her untimely death at the age of 28—this, she wants Tempur-Pedic’s market research representative to know. But as she reflects on her first ever mattress purchase and their interview progresses, Caroline dives into the circumstances and decisions that led her and Nicholas—her boyfriend, 10 years her senior and prone to sleeping on the floor—to that particular bed in that particular shopping plaza.

Get ready for a hostile takeover of epic proportions. In BuyMort: Bull Market Mayhem, the end isn't nigh—it's been leveraged, securitized, and is ready to liquidate. Say your prayers and check your credit score because when the celestial ledger closes, you'll want to make sure your cosmic assets are diversified.

Cam was bored with her sex life, but while at the gym she met Taylor, a hard core lesbian who liked to play from the rear if you know what I mean. Taylor loved to turn busty young 'straight' girls into hard core lesbians and she had a special way to do it. Lot's of lusty taboo Lesbian action with backdoor play, toys, and more!

She just wanted to sell sparkly bracelets. Now she’s got one that bites back. Jewelry artisan Maggie Bellamy prefers her life low-key—her charms enchanted, her secrets tucked away, and her opinionated cat Pippa out of the bead bins. But when a rival vendor drops dead at Cedarvale’s Moonlight Market, wearing a mysterious bracelet that tingles with dangerous magic, Maggie’s quiet life becomes a ticking time bomb. With the bracelet pulsing in her pocket, a stray dog who might be more than he seems, and a blogger hot on the scent of scandal, Maggie must balance magical mayhem with small...

Master the Art of Making Readers Laugh Why do some writers effortlessly make us snort coffee through our noses, while others try desperately to be funny and land with a quiet, terrible thud? The difference isn't talent — it's craft. And craft can be learned. USA Today bestselling author Steve Alcorn draws on more than 25 years of teaching experience to break down the mechanics of humor writing: how to find comedy in everyday life, build jokes that actually land, sustain a funny voice across hundreds of pages, and get your humor out into the world. From Aristophanes to TikTok, from ...

Faced with a last minute task to give away tickets to a last place baseball team, Bill Snow wrote a spur of the moment email, stuffed it with humor and observations, and sent it to people he knew through his work as an investment banker. The response was a pleasant surprise. People like it. People loved it. Even if they didn't want the tickets, people responded. This started further forays into "accidental marketing" as Bill used humorous emails to stay in touch and at the top-of-mind of his network of professional contacts. The emails, Bill feels safe to say, were unlike other so-called ...

Gloriana XII--The Original Wolf of Wall Street. In this hilarious sequel to The Mouse That Roared, Grand Fenwick is at it again, this time upsetting the world's economy. The tiny country's secret weapon this time is its Grand Pinot chewing gum. When sales boom during an anti-smoking campaign, Grand Fenwick's investment is suddenly worth millions. In an attempt to rid Grand Fenwick of its crippling budget surplus, Duchess Gloriana XII decides the stock market is the perfect place to lose it all. Instead, she makes millions more and ends up wreaking havoc on the world economy. Never has "the ...

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This is the memoir of Jimmy, a successful business mogul. At fifty, Jimmy reflects on a life lived at full throttle—a monkey who turned ambition into an empire. From dominating Wall Street to launching luxury brands and enjoying the high life aboard his yacht, his memoir dives into the deals, risks, and triumphs that made him a legend. A story of grit, glamour, and unrelenting drive, this is Jimmy’s ultimate tell-all about living on top of the world.

Snow, spice, and one very inconvenient corpse. Blakely Monroe’s Oceanspray B&B is aglow for Maplewood Bay’s Christmas Market when Karen, a fussy vendor, face-plants by the mulled wine—and doesn’t get up. A list-loving hostess who straightens table runners mid-crisis, Blakely is shoved from holiday planner to reluctant sleuth when her dog, Scout, noses out trouble. Farmer-next-door Bobby Zion (steady hands, quicker smile) and Grandma Rose (armed with gingerbread and opinions) round out a team equal parts heart and hilarity. Snow seals the grounds, the lights flicker, and anonymous ...

A trading room. A cast of characters you'll recognize instantly—the eternal optimist riding lucky streaks, the perma-bear waiting for a crash that never comes, the quant whose perfect model fails the moment real money is on the line. They argue. They compete. They lose money, make money, and somehow keep showing up. Trading Tales is funny, often painfully so. It's also true in the way that matters: trading isn't about charts and numbers. It's about ego, fear, hope, and the strange camaraderie of people who've chosen to bet on themselves. If you've ever stared at a screen wondering what ...

Mirthful, laugh-out-loud funny, and surprisingly philosophical, The Fact Checker is a brilliant debut novel featuring a missing woman who might be perfectly fine, and a single-minded investigator yearning for meaning, morality, and accuracy in an increasingly post-truth world. It’s just a puff...

Wickedly hilarious and utterly recognizable, Girls in White Dresses tells the story of three women grappling with heartbreak and career change, family pressure and new love—all while suffering through an endless round of weddings and bridal showers. Isabella, Mary, and Lauren feel like...

The success of your business depends on the success of your marketing efforts. If you can identify what customers want, need, and can afford - and give it to them - you will achieve outstanding results.This indispensable guide contains 21 powerful marketing ideas you can use immediately.

📚✨ Dive into the Delightfully Chaotic World of "On The Market"! ✨📚🌶️🌶️ Meet Laura Stanhope, the charming heiress of Chalkewood Estate, who’s juggling the sale of the family home with more than a few unexpected twists! When her best friend, the ever-hedonistic Monica McStrachan 🌶️🌶️, moves to Hampden with a wild renovation project and some 'interesting' lodgers, chaos is sure to follow. Wherever Monica goes, mischief is right behind, and Laura is determined not to become the next headline in local gossip. Add to the mix a suspicious estate manager, Gordon ...

You used to need a big ad budget to get your message across. Not anymore! Thanks primarily to the Internet, a world of free and inexpensive tactics exists for spreading the word about your business. Free Marketing delivers more than one hundred marketing ideas to help small business owners and marketers generate new revenue—with little or no marketing budget.

Are we actually clean… or just well-lathered and financially endangered? Daily showers. Multi-step skincare. Deodorant debates. “Must-have” products that somehow expire emotionally the moment a new one drops. Modern hygiene has become confusing, expensive, and weirdly exhausting—and we’re all pretending this is normal. In To Wash or Not to Wash: The Truth About Hygiene, Beauty Routines, and Myths That Make Us Buy More, Andreas Baku takes a funny, sharp look at how “clean” turned into a billion-dollar industry powered by trends, guilt, and marketing that quietly whispers: ...