Funny Birthday

Unleash your inner Einstein with the most exhiliarating, laugh-out-loud trivia book ever written! Be catapulted on a whirlwind adventure through the zany, weird, and utterly fascinating realms of knowledge, as we take trivia to a whole new level of fun! Packed with 1,522 mind-blowing facts spanning science, history, pop culture, and more, this rip-roaring, side-splitting tome is perfect for trivia buffs and inquisitive minds of all stripes, comprising everything from the astonishing to the absurd, the hilarious to the hair-raising, and everything in between. "Brain-Boosting Facts for ...

Zach lives by the mantra: When life gives you a wheelchair, make lemonade. Whether recounting a valiant childhood attempt to woo Cindy Crawford, encounters with zealous faith healers, or the time he crapped his pants mere feet from Dr. Phil, Zach shares his fumbles with unflinching honesty and characteristic charm. By his 30th birthday, Zach had grown into an adult with a career in entertainment, millions of fans, a loving family, and friends who would literally carry him up mountains.

My neighbor is the most chaotic man alive. He blasts music at 3 AM. He leaves paint footprints in the hallway. He treats “organization” like it’s a personal insult. So naturally, the first time we kissed, it was a disaster. A hot, sweaty, earth-shattering disaster. One night, two rounds, one broken condom. Now he’s pregnant. And I’m stuck sharing walls (and way too much gossip) with the artist who drives me insane… and makes me want him anyway. He thrives on chaos. I survive on control. The whole building knows our secret, the baby’s coming fast, and somehow we’re supposed ...

WARNING: Reading this book while on the throne will make your bathroom breaks exceptionally entertaining, potentially causing delays in resuming your regular schedule! Ever pondered why reading in the bathroom makes you feel extra enlightened? Or the surprising truth about why some birds can sleep while standing up? (Hint: It's not due to their impeccable balance!) Hold onto your plungers, curious minds! Get ready to embark on an unforgettable adventure through history, science, pop culture and the bizarre... in the pages of "At Home On The Throne", a hilariously addictive Bathroom Reader! ...

SET CONTAINS BOOKS FOUR, FIVE, AND SIX OF THE ENGLISH VILLAGE WITCH COZY SERIES! If you love plucky heroines, small-town whodunits, and a touch of retro nostalgia, then you’ll love Rosie Reed’s fun and flirty tales! BOOK FOUR ‘Twas The Bite Before Christmas: It’s up to Evelyn Eldritch to save the mortal world and the world of magic. But first, she must save Christmas. And get a snog from DI Taylor under the mistletoe! BOOK FIVE Snack to the Future: When novice witch, Evelyn Eldritch, is accidently sent backwards in time, she must find Alex’s missing sister before history - and ...

It’s Nikki Maxwell’s birthday! Will it be a blast or a bust? Find out in the 13th installment of the blockbuster number-one New York Times best-selling Dork Diaries series!

For the first time in one collection, The Sapphic Sorceresses Saga: The Birthstone Trilogy combines all the romance and horror of Lidia and Ember’s exciting fight for their love and their battle to stop a magickal war from breaking out. Forbidden from their love: go back to Churchhaven College to where it all began. Separated from their love: return to Glaadmor Manor and Lidia’s fight to rescue Ember. Punished for their love: face the pits of Hell and hold on to Lidia and Ember’s story one more time. All your favorite witches, warlocks, and everyone in between, all in one magickal ...

The Ultimate Gag Gift for Older Men, Retirement, and Birthdays! Attention, Recruit! You’ve officially crossed enemy lines into Old Fart Territory. Your knees creak like rusty hinges, your waistband has surrendered, and you keep walking into rooms wondering why you’re there. Fear not—Colonel Fartworthy is here to lead you through the battlefield of aging with laughter, grumbling, and a few well‑timed naps. Old Farts Survival Guide is a hilariously illustrated manual packed with tactical wisdom for men over 60, 70, and beyond. Perfect as a funny retirement gift, birthday gag, or over...

FEELING OVERWHELMED ABOUT BECOMING A DAD? DISCOVER HOW TO CONFIDENTLY SUPPORT YOUR PARTNER AND MASTER FATHERHOOD—RIGHT FROM THE START! Are you a first-time dad navigating the whirlwind of emotions and responsibilities that come with pregnancy? Do you find yourself struggling to understand how to best support your partner during this transformative time? Are you overwhelmed by the barrage of information online and unsure of where to begin your fatherhood journey? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, you're in good company. Many first-time dads feel the same way. But the good ...

They're back! Rediscover the zaniest characters you've ever met in this best-selling series which has sold millions worldwide. Bright and charming, with easily recognizable characters, Mr. Men audiobooks are easy enough for young listeners, witty enough for humor-prone adults, and highly collectible for one and all.

'Twas the night after the 4th of July and not a creature was stirring--not even the dead twink in Santa's bed. Kris Kringle has gone by many names, but this is the first time he's ever been labeled a murderer! After waking up next to the icy corpse of last night's lover, with no memory of what happened, Santa Claus finds himself caught in a desperate quest to clear his name from the naughty list and save Christmas for everyone. As the Christmas Clock ticks down to midnight, Santa must uncover whose nefarious scheme threatens to snuff out his holiday spirit and unleash an Unholy Night!

This book is a celebration of puns, jokes, and humor that only Dads, and Dads-in-Training, can appreciate. From short and funny zingers to longer stories that will have your audience groaning with laughter, this book has everything you need to tell awfully funny jokes. If you’re a Dad, you will love it. If you’re a child, you will grow wiser and more wonderful in your father’s eyes with each terrible but hilarious joke you tell him. Do yourself a favor, get this book and become the life of the party, an instant wit, and possibly your father’s favorite child.

Stitch Happens: Tales, Tangents & Tangled Threads from a Quilter’s Life is a heartwarming, hilarious, and relatable collection of real-life quilting stories—written for anyone who’s ever found joy (and chaos) in a pile of fabric. Whether you’re a seasoned stitcher with a studio full of scraps or a beginner still trying to figure out what a fat quarter actually is, this book wraps you up in the wonderfully imperfect world of quilting. From the emotional rollercoaster of binding baby quilts, to the mystery of vanishing quilt tops, to group quilt-alongs gone gloriously wrong—every ...

Now presenting seven Scaredy Squirrel adventures in one audiobook collection!

THREE wonderful mystery books from the best-selling comedy writer Bernice Bloom. Including: Mysterious Invitation... SIX STRANGERS RECEIVE INVITATIONS TO A FUNERAL They are told that the deceased – a man called Reginald Charters – invited them on his deathbed. But who on earth is Reginald Charters? And why was he so desperate to have these six people at his funeral? The group of six strangers is told that they have 20 hours to figure out why they have been invited to the funeral. If they can do so, they will inherit a million pounds. So, they start talking. But it's complicated. Not ...

🎁 Perfect Gift for the Older Man in your Life🎁 📣 Give the old geezer a book he will actually want to read!🥜 Listen up, you thoughtful sons, daughters, and friends of aging wonderments! If you're searching for a gift that'll have your favorite older gent laughing until his dentures fall out, look no further than "Why Are My Nuts Saggy?"—the ultimate guidebook to the hilarious world of male aging. 📚 🎭 Give the Gift of Laughter 🎭 Whether he's grappling with saggy nuts, a wayward prostate, or the trials and tribulations of the aging male body, this book is the perfect way...

WARNING: This book will transform you into the ultimate cool-cat in ANY crowd! Ever wondered about why cats seem irresistibly drawn to laser pointers? Or the mystery behind cats' uncanny ability to sense their owner's emotions? (HINT: It's NOT because they're psychic) Look up, cat lovers! Get ready to pounce on a whisker-twitching adventure with "Interesting Facts for Curious Cats"! Prepare To Uncover: The scientific curiosity behind a cat's love for chasing laser dots The historical tale of cats' sacred status in Ancient Egypt The intriguing fact that cats have a unique 'language' they use...

Join everyone’s favourite family cat in this delightful collection of classic picture book stories, full of her warm-hearted and funny escapades and read by Tacy Kneale. From the creator of The Tiger Who Came to Tea and Mog the Forgetful Cat comes a remarkable audio collection of five delightful family adventures about a really remarkable cat! This collection includes Mog and the V.E.T., Mog the Forgetful Cat, Mog and the Baby, Mog’s Christmas and Mog’s Amazing Birthday Caper.

He gave me the ride of my life! Stella and Jake are workplace friends and have been for years. He knows her better than she knows herself, and she's longed for him since they almost smacked heads standing up at the same time in their cubicles. But today is a special day--it's Stella's birthday, and Jake has a very special present for her. This is a complete short story, perfect for a relaxing break or a little ME-time.

Hilarious misadventures. Christmas at Hill Top Inn, is a light-hearted tale that captures the spirit of Christmas and the warmth of a group of coach travellers unexpectedly thrown together in a snowstorm. The unexpected arrival of the guests leads to a series of comic situations, highlighting Molly and Dave's naivety at running a pub and the eccentricities of the guests. The situation is saved by the ever talented, Jack. A local handyman who lives in a caravan down in the valley, who comes to their rescue time and time again, becoming a good friend in the process. Unexpected twists and ...