Bible Funny

In this collection of nearly 4,000 Bible verses, author James Larson highlights the humor - and sometimes tragedy - of scripture through his original and eye-opening interpretation. Respectfully presented with unique commentary and thought-provoking questions, this compilation will be sure to pique interest, inspire deeper contemplation, and launch the curious listener on a journey of reflecting upon God's word every day.

Many stories in the Bible are said to be silly, impossible, or scary and they are not read. Stories about Vampires, zombies,magic bones, ghosts, ancient giants, the ancient Jurassic Park remake, ancient flying machines, blowing up Venus, killing dragons, the first Rip-Van-Winkle, the Jews finding America, the magic of fish-guts, turning people into Goats, Unicorns, fish eating at a banquet, people turned into apes, and many similar topics.. Don't be afraid of the Bible. Important truths are carried in these very strange parts of our history. Read the book and be enlightened,

Keep your mind engaged and active with fun quizzes and facts from the Bible. Are you looking for an engaging Bible quiz collection for seniors? Do you want to test your Bible knowledge with fun trivia? Do you like to use challenging and fun quizzes to sharpen your mind? This book offers numerous interesting facts and explanations found in the Old Testament and the New Testament, providing excellent source material for those wanting to sharpen their mind in their later years. In this book, you will: Access trivia about the Old Testament, with facts about the creation, exodus, major events, ...

He worked seven years for the love of his life... and woke up married to her sister. Oops. Jacob just wanted a fresh start, a fair deal, and maybe a chance at romance. Instead, he ends up in a family full of secrets, switches, and sheep with attitude. One dazzling woman has his heart. The other? His surprise honeymoon. Set in the dusty hills of ancient Mesopotamia (with a twist of modern humor), The Wrong Wife is a mini biblical romcom retelling the famously tangled love story of Jacob, Rachel, and Leah—complete with sibling rivalry, awkward wedding nights, divine drama, and a goat named ...

Dive into the next hilarious and theologically rich installment of the GG series, where humor meets Scripture in an unforgettable journey through the life of Joseph! From sibling betrayals to unexpected promotions, this book captures the highs and lows of Joseph’s incredible story. Follow his journey from being thrown into a pit by his jealous brothers to becoming Pharaoh’s right-hand man in Egypt. Along the way, you’ll experience the drama, the dreams, and the divine interventions that shaped Joseph’s life. Packed with wit, wisdom, and modern reflections, GG: Book Three: The Rise ...

This serious and reverent book takes a look at a much neglected subject in the Bible: Humour. The reaction of many people to the suggestion that the Bible might talk about heaven, hell, sin and humour is like that of John McEnroe: "You canNOT be Serious!" When the Bible is humorous, it is often at its most serious (as Dale Ralph Davis points out). This book defines biblical humour, explains the humour in all the 66 books except a few. It even looks briefly at the Apocrypha, in order to see how their non-biblical humour is different from that of scripture. Importantly, this book then applies...

Genesis to Glory continues with one of the most dramatic rescues in history. The Israelites are finally free from Egypt… or are they? In this fourth book of the GG series, the story picks up in Exodus 1–14, where freedom turns into fear. Pharaoh changes his mind, mounts his chariots, and barrels after God’s people—who now find themselves stuck between an army and a wall of water. With panic rising and no exit in sight, it looks like the end. But God doesn’t do dead ends. He brought them out for a reason—and now He’s about to part the sea to prove it. Told with humor, heart, ...

The funniest, most faith-filled Grand Canyon adventure your kids will ever read! What happens when you mix three adventurous boys, a Bible-loving aunt, a cheerful uncle, and a chipmunk on a mule’s head? You get Ricky, Ray & Rusty Visit the Grand Canyon—a laugh-out-loud, truth-packed journey through one of God’s greatest natural wonders! Ricky is the brainy big brother who always has a fact to share. Ray is the mischief-maker with an eye for trouble. Rusty is small, squirrel-obsessed, and full of curiosity. Alongside their joyful Aunt Pat and encouraging Uncle Dean, these three head ...

Ultimate fighting bears, a fat king who poops himself, zombies, donkey “bits”, and a fart. These are not the things you’d expect to find in the Bible, but they’re all there. If you thought the Bible was dull, think again. This is your chance to discover all the parts of the Bible they don’t teach you in Sunday school - but probably should.

In All Seriousness…Totally Funny Bible Stories is a book full of entertaining stories that God has given us as loving gifts. In the stories, the listener learns how to avoid pitfalls by simply heeding God's words and instructions. After listening to this enjoyable book, you'll want a relationship with God and to have his presence guide your life.

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Surf’s up! When teenage Christians go to the beach, exciting things start to happen! TEENAGE CHRISTIAN AT THE BEACH includes five short stories…five paths along a windswept beach that lead to or away from God…the choice is theirs—and YOURS—to make! MIA discovers a world she never knew existed behind the boardwalk when Daniel, the best looking guy at a Gulf Coast beach, offers her first aid, but suddenly she must choose between two different worlds, two different friends, and two different gods. KRISTEN is without a date for the Sandcastle Prom, so a feisty little girl named Posey ...

Jack o’ lanterns glow like smirking, wicked demons in the dark, velvety night. A full harvest moon spills its golden light on unsuspecting towns where each TEENAGE CHRISTIAN AT HALLOWEEN encounters spirits of good and evil. ALI catches “The Slitherer” lurking in her backyard as she unmasks dark deceptions beneath a shimmering October moon. CHERIF finds himself trapped all night inside a cemetery with high above ground vaults. In “the city of the dead” a fierce spiritual battle rages, threatening his life. JANA feels instant enmity with the Ouija board when her twin, Josh, ...

Life’s tricky, sugah, but it doesn’t mean you get to act a plum fool. With a whole lot of humor, a pinch of sass, and a heap of wisdom, Nana Rose is here to break down the Book of Proverbs in a way that’ll have you nodding, laughing, and rethinking your next questionable decision. Nana Rose takes King Solomon’s timeless truths and sprinkles them with real-life stories, hilarious “I told you so” moments, and practical advice to keep you on the right path. Whether you’re navigating relationships, steering clear of bad influences, or just trying to avoid life’s potholes, ...

El McMeen is a renowned musician, a Christian minister, and a humorist. His passions include the “three M’s” -- ministry, music, and mirth. Those three subjects reign in this Volume 2 to El's acclaimed memoir from 2018, "Growing Up in God's Country." The earlier book starts with El's birth (and a disability: cerebral palsy) and takes the reader on a captivating ride to what El characterizes, with a chuckle, as his "early dotage." This book covers the ensuing six years, during which “God-at-work moments” explode in all three “M” areas. Miracles, surprises, and delights spring ...

Embark on a journey into the world of laughter and comedic brilliance with our "Roadmap to Comedy Success" audiobook bundle. Whether you're a seasoned comedian or just starting your comedic adventure, this bundle is your essential guide to mastering the craft of comedy and crafting moments of uproarious hilarity.