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This week’s episode starts with a TikTok story that got way more attention than it should have — a girl dates a guy who never uses soap, and it somehow gets worse from there.

We get into a guy who wasn’t prepared for his date’s clown fetish, situations that immediately stopped us from hanging out with someone, and a woman who eats food through her nose. From there, we talk about the return of Hot n’ Now, run through some Would You Rather questions, and break down a Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua conspiracy.

We wrap things up with audience shoutouts and Build Your Big 3, drafting our favorite childhood TV shows, plus ChatGPT trivia.

New episodes every week. Subscribe if you like funny conversations, ridiculous stories, and zero filters.



0:00- On This Week's Episode/Intro
2:06 - TikTok goes viral for girl who dates a guy who never has soap
6:08 - Guy not into girl's Clown Fetish
8:22 - Situations that stopped us hanging out with women
16:12 - Lady Eating Food Through Her Nose
21:25 - Return of Hot n' Now / Review
23:06 - Would You Rather's
29:50 - ChatGPT Trivia Answer from Last Week
31:39 - Jake Paul/Anthony Joshua Result Conspiracy
40:51 - Audience Comment Shoutouts
43:08 - Build Your Big 3 - Favorite Childhood Shows
1:00:18 - ChatGPT Trivia Question of the Week
1:02:43 - Outro - Have a great week!!

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This week’s episode starts with a preshow blooper before we get into some very specific opinions on water taste and New Year’s resolutions.

We talk about a proposal that went wrong on the Boyne Mountain Sky Bridge, things we’ve randomly lost over the years, and a woman who lost her jewelry at a hospital. From there, things take a turn with a list of the worst items pulled from people’s bodies in 2025, followed by a rundown of Illinois vanity license plates that were rejected for obvious reasons.

Dean brings a New Year’s subscription conspiracy to the table, and we close things out with Build Your Big 3: New Year’s Resolutions That Never Work, plus ChatGPT Trivia and Dean revealing his new shirt.

Thanks for listening — and have a great New Year.

0:00 - Pre Show Blooper/Intro
1:40 - Bill's Specific Water Taste & New Year Resolution
7:50 - Proposal Gone Wrong on Boyne Mountain Sky Bridge/Things We Have Lost
13:53 - Lady Loses Jewelry at Hospital
15:30 - List of 25 Worst Items Pulled From People's Butts in 2025
19:40 - ChatGPT Trivia Question Answer
21:38 - List of Illinois Banned Vanity Plate Name Requests
27:55 - New Year's Subscription Conspiracy
33:20 - Build Your Big 3 New Year's Resolutions That Never Work
52:40 - ChatGPT Trivia Questions of the Week
57:20 - Outro/Dean Reveals his new shirt


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This week we get into the holiday mindset and talk about everything people actually deal with this time of year.

We start with what you’re supposed to say to people during the holidays, then get into a list of gifts nobody wants — including used candles, period pads, and ankle weights. Bill considers whether he should go ice fishing, and we ask the important question: are some pigeons actually drones?

Things get worse when a woman finds the back half of a mouse in her salad and gets no compensation. We react to John Cena’s retirement match, dive into a Christmas music conspiracy theory, and debate whether holiday music actually changes your mood while shopping.

We wrap things up with F, Marry, Kill: Christmas Edition and this week’s ChatGPT trivia question.

Thanks for listening, and have a great Christmas and holiday week.

0:00 - On this week's episode & Intro
2:08 - What do you say to people during holiday season?
8:53 - List of Gifts people did not want - Used Candle, Period Pads and Ankle Weights
16:50 - Should Bill go ice fishing?
21:00 - Are some pigeons actually drones?
23:14 - Lady finds the back half of a mouse in her salad - no compensation!
27:20 - Last week's ChatGPT Trivia Question Answer
30:20 - Reaction to John Cena's Retirement Match
34:42 - Christmas Music Conspiracy Theory
39:00 - Does Christmas music change your mood when shopping?
43:14 - F, Marry Kill - Christmas Edition
52:56 - ChatGPT Trivia Question of the Week - Christmas Edition
57:24 - Outro - Everyone have a great Christmas & Holiday Week!


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This week we break down a rough week for Former Michigan Football Head Coach Sherrone Moore and react to how everything unfolded. We also circle back to last week’s ChatGPT trivia answer before getting into some bizarre stories, including a man who swallowed a stolen James Bond necklace inside the store and a Target employee who managed to take $26,000 over the course of a month — and was shocked when she got caught.

Dean brings a NORAD Santa Tracker theory to the table, and we give shoutouts to listeners before debating whether Dean will ever take on a food challenge on the podcast. We wrap things up with Build Your Big 3: Things that are illegal that probably shouldn’t be, plus a new ChatGPT trivia question !

Thanks for listening — if you enjoy the episode, like, comment, and subscribe.

0:00- On this week's episode/Intro
1:48 - Reaction & Conversation to Sherrone Moore Fiasco
18:41 - Answer to Last Week's ChatGPT Trivia Question of the week
20:30 - Man swallows James Bond necklace in store
25:12 - Target Employee takes 26k in a span of 30 days. Surprised when she gets caught
31:57 - NORAD Santa Tracker Conspiracy Theory
43:40 - Comment Shoutout! / Will Dean take on any food challenge on the podcast?
50:38 - Build Your Big 3 - Things that are not illegal that should be!
1:10:25 - ChatGPT Trivia Question of the Week!
1:13:#5 - Outro Have a great week!!

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This week we’re diving into everything from Eddie's terrible customer service experience to unbelievable good fortune — plus one of the strangest conspiracy theories we've talked about yet.

We kick things off by welcoming a special guest and breaking down the Taco Bell 50K race that nobody asked for. Eddie shares a story about his rough customer service experience at Buffalo Wild Wings — and we debate if he’s being sensitive about it or if the restaurant is mainly at fault.

We also talk about the Michigan crossing guard who saved a child from being hit by a car, and the unbelievable story of an 88-year-old man who received over a million dollars through GoFundMe donations.

Then it’s conspiracy time: Are mermaids real? You decide!

To close it out, Bill and Dean go head-to-head in a Blind Rankings showdown: the worst parts of having a newborn where Bill just had a newborn and Dean has no kids! Plus, we reveal last week’s ChatGPT Trivia Answer and give you a new question for next week.

Thanks for hanging out with us every week — we appreciate you all!

0:00 - On this week's episode/Intro
1:50 - Welcoming a new special guest!
4:03 - The Taco Bell 50k Race & Would the Guys Do it?
18:09 - Is Eddie Being Sensitive After a Bad Customer Service Experience at Buffalo Wild Wings?
34:15 - Crossing Guard in Michigan Steps in front of kid to save him from car hitting the child
38:24 - Thoughts on 88 Year Old Man Who Receives Over a Million Dollars from GoFundMe Donations
43:55 - Are Mermaids Real? Conspiracy Theory
55:38 - ChatGPT Trivia Question Answer from Last Week
56:58 - Blind Rankings Worst Parts of Having a Newborn Bill vs Dean
1:14:15 - ChatGPT Trivia Question of the Week
1:17:50 - A BIG Thank you to everyone listening / Outro

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This week’s episode as always covers everything from Macaroni Salad Style to a Serial Butt Sniffer getting arrested for a 3rd time!

We start with a Thanksgiving recap before getting into an important debate: the best style of macaroni salad and potato salad.

Eddie tells us a story he found about a 32-year-old man arrested for spraying fart spray into a school’s AC system, and the “Serial Butt Sniffer” who’s been arrested for the third time.

We break down an AITA story where a guy left his supervisor alone in the woods during a hunting trip, discuss the Winter Bureau conspiracy theory, and draft our Big 3 every day inconveniences that feel like personal attacks.

We wrap up with last week’s ChatGPT Trivia answer and reveal this week’s new trivia question.

If you enjoy the show, like, comment, and subscribe — it helps more than you think. Also, everyone have a great week!!!


0:00 - On This Week's Episode/Intro/Thanksgiving Recap
2:50 - Favorite Macaroni Salad/Potato Salad Style
9:12 - 32 year old man gets arrested for spraying fart spray in school AC System
15:27 - Serial Butt Sniffer Arrested a 3rd Time
16:42 - AITA Leaving Supervisor in the woods during a hunting trip
23:37 - Winter Bureau Conspiracy Theory
32:10 - Build Your Big 3 - Every day Inconveniences that feel like personal attacks
45:25 - Last Week's ChatGPT Trivia Question Answer
46:32 - ChatGPT Trivia Question of the Week
49:58 - Outro / Have a great week!



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Happy Thanksgiving! This week we hit everything from overeating to fake legs to conspiracy theories hidden inside your holiday dinner.

🍽️ Portion-Control Problems – why we eat like we’re training for competition
🧠 Is Bill in a Mid-Life Crisis? And is social media making it worse?
❤️ Heart Surgeon Has a Heart Attack – important symptoms everyone should know
👶 Diaper Consent Debate – do parents really need permission to change a baby?!
🦿 AITA: The Fake Leg Guy – man pretends to be an amputee… but he has BOTH legs
🦴 Wishbone Conspiracy Theory – is there more behind this tradition than “good luck”?
🥧 Blind Ranking Thanksgiving Sides – the definitive ranking nobody asked for
🧠 ChatGPT Trivia – last week’s answer and this week’s question!

Drop a comment with your favorite Thanksgiving side or your answer to the Fake Leg AITA — we’ll read the best ones next week!


0:00 - On This Week's Episode/Intro
1:56 - Our Food Portion Mental Problems
21:15 - Is Bill Going Through a Mid-Life Crisis? Is Social Media to Blame?
26:05 - Cardiac Surgeon Had a Heart Attack Gives a Heads Up on Symptoms
29:50 - Should Parent Get Consent To Change Baby's Diaper?
36:17 - Am I the A-Hole Situation - Man Carries Around Fake Leg...Still Has Both Legs
42:18 - Wishbone Conspiracy
47:19 - Thanksgiving Sides Blind Rankings
56:35 - Last Week's ChatGPT Trivia Answer
58:08 - ChatGPT Trivia Question of the Week
1:02:38 - Outro - Happy Thanksgiving!


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This week we cover everything from tipping burnout to lobsters at airports — and somehow end up talking about a possible royal robot.

💰 Tipping Culture Meltdown: Are we finally done tipping for everything?
🦞 Support Animal Lobster?! A guy tries to board a plane with emotional-support lobsters.
🚗 Man Marries His Car — true love or vehicular red flag?
🚽 Men’s Bathroom Etiquette: Urinals, stalls, and the unspoken rules.
🤖 Dean’s Conspiracy: Is the royal family using AI deepfakes?
🦃 Build Your Big 3: Thanksgiving Day Villains – the family members we all love to hate.
🎬 Plus: Iconic movie lines, Bill’s pork-butt past, and ChatGPT Trivia of the Week!

Drop a comment with your most ridiculous tipping request or your Thanksgiving villain nomination — we’ll read the best ones next week.

0:00 - On this week's episode
1:31 - Iconic Movie Lines
6:30 - Bill's Pork Butt Past? / Comment Shoutouts
9:21 - Tipping Demands /Tipping Culture
18:53 - Man Claims Lobsters are a Support Animal at Airport
23:53 - Man Puts Hangar Hook in the Tip?!
28:00 - Man Married His Car
29:30 - Men's Urinal/ Stall Etiquette
36:55 - Answer to Last Week's ChatGPT Trivia Question
37:50 - Royal Robot Deep Fake Conspiracy Theory
45:05 - Build Your Big 3 - Thanksgiving Day Villains
1:00:23 - ChatGPT Trivia Question of the Week
1:04:54 - Outro - Everyone have a great week!