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This week’s episode starts with a TikTok story that got way more attention than it should have — a girl dates a guy who never uses soap, and it somehow gets worse from there.

We get into a guy who wasn’t prepared for his date’s clown fetish, situations that immediately stopped us from hanging out with someone, and a woman who eats food through her nose. From there, we talk about the return of Hot n’ Now, run through some Would You Rather questions, and break down a Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua conspiracy.

We wrap things up with audience shoutouts and Build Your Big 3, drafting our favorite childhood TV shows, plus ChatGPT trivia.

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0:00- On This Week's Episode/Intro
2:06 - TikTok goes viral for girl who dates a guy who never has soap
6:08 - Guy not into girl's Clown Fetish
8:22 - Situations that stopped us hanging out with women
16:12 - Lady Eating Food Through Her Nose
21:25 - Return of Hot n' Now / Review
23:06 - Would You Rather's
29:50 - ChatGPT Trivia Answer from Last Week
31:39 - Jake Paul/Anthony Joshua Result Conspiracy
40:51 - Audience Comment Shoutouts
43:08 - Build Your Big 3 - Favorite Childhood Shows
1:00:18 - ChatGPT Trivia Question of the Week
1:02:43 - Outro - Have a great week!!

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This week’s episode starts with a preshow blooper before we get into some very specific opinions on water taste and New Year’s resolutions.

We talk about a proposal that went wrong on the Boyne Mountain Sky Bridge, things we’ve randomly lost over the years, and a woman who lost her jewelry at a hospital. From there, things take a turn with a list of the worst items pulled from people’s bodies in 2025, followed by a rundown of Illinois vanity license plates that were rejected for obvious reasons.

Dean brings a New Year’s subscription conspiracy to the table, and we close things out with Build Your Big 3: New Year’s Resolutions That Never Work, plus ChatGPT Trivia and Dean revealing his new shirt.

Thanks for listening — and have a great New Year.

0:00 - Pre Show Blooper/Intro
1:40 - Bill's Specific Water Taste & New Year Resolution
7:50 - Proposal Gone Wrong on Boyne Mountain Sky Bridge/Things We Have Lost
13:53 - Lady Loses Jewelry at Hospital
15:30 - List of 25 Worst Items Pulled From People's Butts in 2025
19:40 - ChatGPT Trivia Question Answer
21:38 - List of Illinois Banned Vanity Plate Name Requests
27:55 - New Year's Subscription Conspiracy
33:20 - Build Your Big 3 New Year's Resolutions That Never Work
52:40 - ChatGPT Trivia Questions of the Week
57:20 - Outro/Dean Reveals his new shirt


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This week we get into the holiday mindset and talk about everything people actually deal with this time of year.

We start with what you’re supposed to say to people during the holidays, then get into a list of gifts nobody wants — including used candles, period pads, and ankle weights. Bill considers whether he should go ice fishing, and we ask the important question: are some pigeons actually drones?

Things get worse when a woman finds the back half of a mouse in her salad and gets no compensation. We react to John Cena’s retirement match, dive into a Christmas music conspiracy theory, and debate whether holiday music actually changes your mood while shopping.

We wrap things up with F, Marry, Kill: Christmas Edition and this week’s ChatGPT trivia question.

Thanks for listening, and have a great Christmas and holiday week.

0:00 - On this week's episode & Intro
2:08 - What do you say to people during holiday season?
8:53 - List of Gifts people did not want - Used Candle, Period Pads and Ankle Weights
16:50 - Should Bill go ice fishing?
21:00 - Are some pigeons actually drones?
23:14 - Lady finds the back half of a mouse in her salad - no compensation!
27:20 - Last week's ChatGPT Trivia Question Answer
30:20 - Reaction to John Cena's Retirement Match
34:42 - Christmas Music Conspiracy Theory
39:00 - Does Christmas music change your mood when shopping?
43:14 - F, Marry Kill - Christmas Edition
52:56 - ChatGPT Trivia Question of the Week - Christmas Edition
57:24 - Outro - Everyone have a great Christmas & Holiday Week!


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