In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah show up with raw faces and ready for bed! Loving a segue, as they do, this leads seamlessly into a chat to unpack the revelation of Matty’s face sculpting and facing the question of if, when, or, under what conditions one should consider a little bit of Botox. Will they be the only wrinkly grannies left standing, or can we make aging cool again whilst lead an aggressive sombrero movement?

They enjoy some secondary satisfaction courtesy of Matty’s home organisers and her new life as a woman with labelled jars in her pantry, debate what Buster wants more – a puppy or peace, and take an unscheduled detour into the rise and fall of wet nursing.

It’s your classic unhinged evening record!

Links mentioned in the show:

• Become a labelled jars in the pantry kind of person yourself: https://sortmyhouse.co.nz/
• Take Miley home! https://www.spca.nz/adopt/animal/642546/puppy-miley-whangarei

If you’re enjoying Untidy, the best way to show your support is by tapping the ‘+ follow’ button in your podcast app and subscribing on YouTube! That way, fresh episodes will always be ready and waiting for you. Help us to keep building this supportive community — share an episode with a mate, and chuck us a 5-star review — it helps more people find our Untidy, unfiltered, and relatable chats. Thank you for listening, contributing and supporting this independent production! We’re grateful to have you here! — Hannah & Matty xx

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In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah welcome Aotearoa’s leading, (and most-munchable) somatic sexologist, Morgan Penn, to answer your most pressing questions about sex, sexuality, sexual expression, sexual attraction and sexual longevity.

Content warning: This episode is all about sex. We will be talking about sex at length and in detail. Please choose your right moment to listen, and double-check which bluetooth speaker you’re connected to while you enjoy this episode.

Somatic Sexologist and co-host of the multi-award-winning podcast, Sex.Life, Morgan works with individuals and couples to reconnect, and enhance their sex life. Fun and funny, but with a serious message, Morgan is passionate about breaking taboos around sex, bodies and pleasure. She’s committed to educating and supporting people to have empowered sexual relationships and start the conversations of how to have great sex every day.

From the sparks of new love to the sleep-deprived trenches of parenting, this episode covers the full spectrum of sex, desire and intimacy happening in your real lives. Morgan answers your questions about orgasm, libido mismatches, erectile difficulties, perimenopause, sex toys, kissing, spiritual sex, and how to keep the fires burning in long-term relationships. There are laughs, personal admissions, and practical tips and body-based exercises to help you explore and reclaim pleasure, on your own or with a partner. Wherever you're at, this is a juicy, joyful, and deeply affirming. Listen with pleasure!

Links mentioned in the show:

• Follow Morgan on Instagram @morganthesexologist
• Find her online https://www.morganpenn.co.nz/
• Listen to Morgan’s podcast Sex.Life on Spotify
• Listen to Morgan’s podcast Sex.Life on Apple podcasts
• Listen to Morgan’s first episode on Untidy: Redefining intimacy with Morgan Penn on Spotify
• Listen to Morgan’s first episode on Untidy: Redefining intimacy with Morgan Penn on Apple Podcasts

If you’re enjoying Untidy, the best way to show your support is by tapping the ‘+ follow’ button in your podcast app and subscribing on YouTube! That way, fresh episodes will always be ready and waiting for you. Help us to keep building this supportive community — share an episode with a mate, and chuck us a 5-star review — it helps more people find our Untidy, unfiltered, and relatable chats. Thank you for listening, contributing and supporting this independent production! We’re grateful to have you here! — Hannah & Matty xx

Don’t forget! Untidy is made for YOU — the people right at the heart of this steaming hot mess! Follow the show and DM us on Instagram @untidypodcast or email hello@untidypodcast.com. Your stories and ideas to help shape the show! Find us online at Untidy podcast. Find Matilda at @matootles and get your copy of The Feel Good Guide. Find Hannah at @hannahedavison and her My Big Moments children’s books at @mybigmoments. Enter code UNTIDY at checkout for 10% off your order.

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Come for the glow worms, stay for the rants! In this episode of Untidy, Hannah’s dialling in from the road, three-quarters deep into a 12-night solo parenting road trip around Northland, while Matty’s enforcing home renos by pulling the place apart.

But, it’s not all laughs and sandboarding, as the girls get stuck into discussing the motherhood penalty after receiving a gut-punch of an email from a listener echoing the the reality of so many women juggling caregiving with careers. The rage is real. So is the systemic failure.

In a loop back to serendipity, the girls chat about how some of life’s greatest gifts come in the weirdest packaging and end on a sexy sidebar salivating over storage solutions.

Links mentioned in the show:

• Listen to Smashing the motherhood penalty with Emma Mclean on Spotify
• Listen to Smashing the motherhood penalty with Emma Mclean on Apple podcasts

If you’re enjoying Untidy, the best way to show your support is by tapping the ‘+ follow’ button in your podcast app and subscribing on YouTube! That way, fresh episodes will always be ready and waiting for you. Help us to keep building this supportive community — share an episode with a mate, and chuck us a 5-star review — it helps more people find our Untidy, unfiltered, and relatable chats. Thank you for listening, contributing and supporting this independent production! We’re grateful to have you here! — Hannah & Matty xx

Don’t forget! Untidy is made for YOU — the people right at the heart of this steaming hot mess! Follow the show and DM us on Instagram @untidypodcast or email hello@untidypodcast.com. Your stories and ideas to help shape the show! Find us online at Untidy podcast. Find Matilda at @matootles and get your copy of The Feel Good Guide. Find Hannah at @hannahedavison and her My Big Moments children’s books at @mybigmoments. Enter code UNTIDY at checkout for 10% off your order.

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In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah are delivering your regular coffee time catch-up chat and cover the full gamut of topics from eye rashes, elderly dogs, PFAS in your perfume, and if you should employ your friends and put a bounty on your future partner’s head ... Genius.

Hannah updates on her hair growth odyssey and is off to her GP with a spreadsheet of her at-home blood testing analysis, while Matilda rallies the troops to cancel party bags forever. They decide to bring back house parties, dinner parties, Matty’s DJ name, and explain the concept of ‘Boost A Bitch’. Get amongst it!

Tune in for your weekly yarn and don’t forget to send in your stories and comments!

Links mentioned in the show:

• Listen to Dr Libby’s full chat on Spotify
• Listen to Dr Libby’s full chat on Apple Podcasts
• Check out Dr Libby’s new book, Fix Iron First

If you’re enjoying Untidy, the best way to show your support is by tapping the ‘+ follow’ button in your podcast app and subscribing on YouTube! That way, fresh episodes will always be ready and waiting for you. Help us to keep building this supportive community — share an episode with a mate, and chuck us a 5-star review — it helps more people find our Untidy, unfiltered, and relatable chats. Thank you for listening, contributing and supporting this independent production! We’re grateful to have you here! — Hannah & Matty xx

Don’t forget! Untidy is made for YOU — the people right at the heart of this steaming hot mess! Follow the show and DM us on Instagram @untidypodcast or email hello@untidypodcast.com. Your stories and ideas to help shape the show! Find us online at Untidy podcast. Find Matilda at @matootles and get your copy of The Feel Good Guide. Find Hannah at @hannahedavison and her My Big Moments children’s books at @mybigmoments. Enter code UNTIDY at checkout for 10% off your order.

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In this episode of Untidy, Matilda and Hannah invite Art Green to step aboard something of a leaky conversational boat. Ever progressively humbled from his distinguished days of being Aotearoa’s favourite Bachelor, Art’s now deeply embedded in the role of Stay At Home Dad, where he prides himself on running a tight ship. Together, he and Matty attempt to unpack the realities of swapping traditional roles, but mostly get side-tracked by divergent yarns and designing, Maurice, the perfect imaginary personal assistant.

In a chat that’s both full of hysterical giggles and uncomfortably real, Art reflects on his admiration for single parents and the realisation that most praise he gets for parenting comes from the novelty of being a dad who shows up to do what many mums do largely unremarked upon everyday.

There’s also an admirable listener submission for their extended ‘trampolining session’, tips for cleaning vomit out of car seats, book recommendations, and some cute mutual appreciation amongst the group. Whether you’re a tag-teaming couple, a solo parent on fumes, you’ll feel seen in this one ... or, at least, quite well entertained.

Links mentioned in the show:

• Listen to ‘Love behind the scenes with Art & Matilda Green’ on Spotify
• Show your support for Big Brothers Big Sisters NZ
• Follow Art Green on Instagram @art_green
• One Dark Window by Rachel Gillig – Matilda’s audiobook recommendation
• All Our Shimmering Skies by Trent Dalton – Art’s current read
• The Seven Moons of Maali Almeida by Shehan Karunatilaka – Hannah’s current read

If you’re enjoying Untidy, the best way to show your support is by tapping the ‘+ follow’ button in your podcast app and subscribing on YouTube! That way, fresh episodes will always be ready and waiting for you. Help us to keep building this supportive community — share an episode with a mate, and chuck us a 5-star review — it helps more people find our Untidy, unfiltered, and relatable chats. Thank you for listening, contributing and supporting this independent production! We’re grateful to have you here! — Hannah & Matty xx

Don’t forget! Untidy is made for YOU — the people right at the heart of this steaming hot mess! Follow the show and DM us on Instagram @untidypodcast or email hello@untidypodcast.com. Your stories and ideas to help shape the show! Find us online at Untidy podcast. Find Matilda at @matootles and get your copy of The Feel Good Guide. Find Hannah at @hannahedavison and her My Big Moments children’s books at @mybigmoments. Enter code UNTIDY at checkout for 10% off your order.

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In this mini-episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah revisit their conversation with world-renowned naturopathic doctor and women’s health expert Dr Lara Briden when they chatted all things women’s hormones. Lara reframes the way we think about perimenopause. So many women approach their late 30s and 40s with a quiet sense of dread, unsure of what’s coming or how to prepare for it. But as Lara explains, perimenopause isn’t something to fear, but something to understand. She helps us see that this season of hormonal change doesn’t mean we’re broken, and rather than an indication of aging, it’s a hormonal event — a second puberty. If anything, it’s an invitation to reconnect with our bodies and take back the narrative.

To hear the full episodes with Lara, head to:

• Listen to Pros and cons of contraception with Lara Briden on Spotify
• Listen to Pros and cons of contraception with Lara Briden on Apple

You can learn more about Dr Lara Briden, read her blog and purchase her books at www.larabriden.com. Find her on Instagram @larabriden.

If you’re enjoying Untidy, the best way to show your support is by tapping the ‘+ follow’ button in your podcast app and subscribing on YouTube! That way, fresh episodes will always be ready and waiting for you. Help us to keep building this supportive community — share an episode with a mate, and chuck us a 5-star review — it helps more people find our Untidy, unfiltered, and relatable chats. Thank you for listening, contributing and supporting this independent production! We’re grateful to have you here! — Hannah & Matty xx

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