We’re taking a short break from full-length episodes while I sort through new confessions for Season Two—but in the meantime, welcome to Patch Job, a mini-series from True Home Confessions!

Each week on Patch Job, we share one anonymous home-related confession and patch it up with advice from real listeners (and a little help from me, Laurie March).

This week’s confession comes from a newly divorced dad, who is setting up a new home and wants to make it feel welcoming and safe for his four-year-old daughter. From fairy lights and fog machines, to favorite foods and chicken tender selfies - we’ve got ideas to help make this next chapter a cozy one.

One confession. A few fixes. That’s the patch.

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Wrapping up Season One, we swoop in with one of our most hilarious episodes, chock full of relatable moments and comedy gold. Our confessor called to say that even though he lives in Los Angeles, he finds himself completely unprepared for earthquakes. Like - he has NOTHING. His final words are, "I feel like if the apocalypse hits, I'm just going to lay down and die... unless you have some suggestions."

Boy do we ever! In each episode, we bring on a 'Friend of the Show' - to offer our caller some friendly advice. We bring back crowd favorite Ryan Barton, who shares with us his 'meat of choice' for disaster, his silly ideas for what to barter in an emergency, and when you'll know you need to kick him out if he's taking up too many post-earthquake resources.

Next, we bring in an emergency preparedness instructor, Chin Thammasaengsri, member of Los Angeles's prestigious CERT team. We unpack the essentials of what goes in an earthquake kit, the most important thing you should have under your bed and on your nightstand, and the transformative power of community in the face of disaster. We find out if Chin thinks Ryan's advice was good, and you'll get a firsthand audio experience of what it sounds like to wake up in the middle of the night to an earthquake!

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https://www.instagram.com/rrybrator

https://www.instagram.com/sellingfountainavenue/

Writer, comedian, UCB Main Stage performer, and creator of Selling Fountain Avenue

EXPERT: Chin Thammasaengsri

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In this week's spicy episode of True Home Confessions, we hear from Will - a young man who's facing an awkward situation with his elderly neighbor. She's not shy about letting him know that she can hear him and his girlfriend getting busy in their thin-walled apartment! He's called in to tell us - she's cornered him in the garage to confront him, and Will doesn't know what to do. He doesn't want to make his (loud) girlfriend feel self conscious, but he's also ready to never hear about it again.

In each episode, we bring on a 'Friend of the Show' - to offer our caller some friendly advice. The fiery Laura Hayden returns to help us navigate this cringe-worthy situation, bringing some outlandish (and possibly illegal?) solutions, including bribery, alcohol, and a few ways to make it all so much worse.

Next, we bring in the 'King of Quiet' Martin Poirer, a soundproofing expert with a huge following. He shares practical (and not-so-practical) tips for how Will can reduce the noise and avoid further complaints from his neighbor. We also get an education on the difference between sound proofing and sound deadening, we learn what 'white' noise actually is, and discover a few of the other colors of noise you might not have known about.

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EXPERT: Martin Poirer

https://www.youtube.com/@soundproofguide

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From Martin: I'm Martin, a proud father of three and a power industry veteran for the past 23 years. By day, I'm immersed in testing protective equipment to ensure safety. But when the workday ends, I step into the world of YouTube as the creator of the Soundproof Guide channel. Each week, I share practical insights on soundproofing rooms, quieting vehicles, and testing products.

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What exactly do we owe our aging parents, if the relationship is strained?

In this episode, our caller opens up about her difficult relationship with her belligerent mother, who’s losing her independence due to health issues. Despite a few falls and mobility struggles, her mother refuses to consider other living options, like community housing or a condo with an elevator. Now, as our caller and her husband save for their first home, the idea of buying a duplex with her mother has come up. The thought of sharing her new home—and yard—with her mom is bringing up major anxiety, but she’s feeling stuck, with few good options.

In each episode, we bring on a 'Friend of the Show' - to offer our caller some friendly advice. We bring back LA based comedian Nikki Bon, to hash through some of this season's most hilarious advice yet. From a crazy new job that Nikki says Mom should do to pay for her care, to what our caller should do to keep Mom from annoying her during parties, Nikki is full of ideas on how to make this work - or not!!

Next, we bring in money expert and author, Shannah Game, to break down the pros and pitfalls of buying a home with your ailing parent. From the awkward money talks to estate planning, inheritance issues, and setting boundaries, Shannah shares essential tips for navigating it all. Plus, she reveals the professional support you’ll want to bring in to help make this tough decision.

We also talk about how many Americans who had an abusive, addicted, or neglectful parent - might be thinking about a decision like this - and how to navigate the complicated emotions that come up.

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Nikki is an LA based comedian originally from Toronto.

EXPERT: Shannah Game

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Shannah Game is a Money Expert, Trauma of Money Specialist, author of Unraveling Your Relationship with Money, Creator of the Everyone’s Talkin’ Money podcast.

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Is It Possible to Recycle... TOO MUCH?

In this episode, we dive into the ups and downs of striving for a zero-waste lifestyle. Our confessor shares his journey from feeling empowered by small changes like shopping in bulk, going dairy-free, and embracing a more eco-friendly lifestyle - to becoming completely overwhelmed by the obsession with Zero-Waste perfection. After a family intervention, he questions: Is recycling real? And can one person even make a difference in today’s world of plastic?

In each episode, we bring on a 'Friend of the Show' - to offer our caller some friendly advice. We bring LA based comedian Nikki Bon to the studio to unpack this wild confession - including some of the eco-friendly behaviors Nikki won't do (even for the planet!) and the things she stands by - like 'if it's yellow, let it mellow' - and Nikki's new obsession with getting an apartment compost bin - with worms!

Next, we bring on our pro: Jonathan Levy, waste and recycling expert, to discuss the mental and emotional cost of living eco-consciously, navigating the challenges of trying to be perfect in an imperfect world. Jonathan shares his version of the "R's" of creating less waste - Rethink, Refuse, Reduce, Reuse, Repair, Rehome, Remanufacture, Recycle, Rot. We hear a story about the first 'plastic ban' in history, and the many childrens' deaths that were caused by one product.

How can we can truly make a sustainable impact, and find balance in eco-conscious living - while maintaining our emotional well-being in a consumer-driven society? And Jonathan answers our caller's painful question: Is Recycling Real?

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Nikki is an LA based comedian originally from Toronto.

EXPERT: Jonathan Levy

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https://zerowastepro.com/

Jonathan Levy is the Founder and Principal Consultant at Zero Waste Pro, an environmental consultant company that helps municipalities, waste haulers, and businesses implement waste reduction strategies to comply with California's complex regulatory climate. As and independent consulting firm, Zero Waste Pro provides customer-tailored solutions that are best for its clients.

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(00:04) Anonymous Caller - dangerously obsessed with Zero Waste lifestyle

(05:05) Comedian Nikki Bon sounds off on our Caller's wild life

(10:32) Things Nikki Bon Would or Wouldn't Do for the Planet

(17:24) Rethinking Waste with Expert Jonathan Levy

(24:44) The Blame Game - A Sobering Story

(30:42) Challenges of Recycling and Consumption

(36:16) Mindful Consumerism and Convenience Culture

(40:52) Community Engagement and Sustainable Choices

(49:49) Roundup of tips from Nikki, Jonathan, and Laurie for YOU

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What happens when your mom’s love language is gift-giving—but you’re drowning in things you don’t want? In this episode, we explore a common struggle: how to navigate family dynamics when your minimalist lifestyle clashes with parents' well-meaning gifting habits. Today’s confessor lives in a tiny apartment, follows a minimalist lifestyle, and loves simplicity… but her mom insists on buying her expensive, not-her-style clothes—and refuses to let her get rid of them. Even worse? Mom checks to make sure they’re still there.

Why do some parents express love through material things? And how do you set boundaries with parents without ruining your relationship?

In each episode, we bring on a 'Friend of the Show' - to offer our caller some friendly advice. Coauthor of the Substack 'How To Be Less Old' and owner of The Montage Queen, Deanna Cheng joins us in the studio to talk through this problem that sounds like a dream to some of us - too many gifts! Deanna has thoughts on how to handle unwanted gifts, and on how our confessor might manage her stubborn Mama.

Next: we bring on our expert, Lori Gottlieb, Therapist and New York Times bestselling author of 'Maybe You Should Talk to Someone.' We determine if our caller should be taking Deanna's friendly advice, and hear a powerful strategy from Lori for dealing with people you love who aren't listening to your wishes. Lori and host Laurie March dig down into this relationship, and Lori shares the impact of disrespectful gifts, and how to appreciate support while maintaining independence. Who doesn't need some Lori Gottlieb advice?

FRIEND OF THE SHOW: Deanna Cheng

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Deanna Cheng is an actor, writer and director. She's been seen on Black Monday, GLOW, Bajillion Dollar Properties, and as guidance counselor Ms Fleming in the reboot of Heathers. Deanna co-created Comedy Central's digital series UNSEND with Matt McConkey and Paul Scheer, hosted by Patti Harrison and Joel Kim Booster. She also directed the solo show, HOMEBREW, which was featured at Edinburgh Fringe festival.

Deanna is the owner of The Montage Queen, a boutique montage company that curates unforgettable videos that you’ll revisit for years to come.

EXPERT: Lori Gottlieb

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https://www.instagram.com/lorigottlieb_author/

Lori Gottlieb is a psychotherapist and New York Times bestselling author of Maybe You Should Talk to Someone, which has sold over two million copies and is currently being adapted as a television series. In addition to her clinical practice, she is co-host of the popular “Dear Therapists” podcast produced by Katie Couric and writes The Atlantic’s “Dear Therapist” advice column. She is a sought-after expert in media such as The Today Show, Good Morning America, CBS This Morning, CNN, and NPR’s “Fresh Air” and her TED Talk was one of the Top 10 Most Watched of the Year. Learn more at LoriGottlieb.com or by following her on Instagram @lorigottlieb_author and Twitter @LoriGottlieb1

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(00:03) CONFESSION: Gift Giving Dilemma

Marina struggles with her mother's expensive gifts, feeling misunderstood and guilty, as she's a minimalist.

(09:11) FRIENDLY ADVICE:...

This episode of True Home Confessions features a call from Bob and Jan, friends of a THC show producer, who had a huge fire in their house yesterday. Everyone got out okay, including the cat, but Bob is shocked, and trying to figure out what to do first. They have a place to stay, but Bob is looking for advice on what he should do immediately.

In each episode, we bring on a 'Friend of the Show' - to offer our caller some friendly advice. Comedian, writer and actor Carl Foreman Jr. joins us in the studio to commiserate with Bob and Jan, telling them to start with creating a GoFundMe, with pictures of the cat, obviously. He's got some serious thoughts on the insurance industry generally being a sham (not HIS policies, though), and which shoes he'd wear back into the house, to look through the damages.

Next, we bring on the clear-talking owner of Shine Insurance, Jeremy Goodrich. We determine if Bob and Jan should be taking Carl's friendly advice, and hear a fascinating breakdown of the things that make a real difference in insurance coverage. Jeremy and host Laurie March dig into what Bob and Jan should do *immediately,* what makes an insurance claim bearable, and what most people get totally wrong about insurance altogether. We're left with a really interesting look at why everyone's insurance is going up, everywhere.

FRIEND OF THE SHOW: Carl Foreman Jr

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Carl Foreman Jr is an actor, writer and comedian, currently based in LA, who got his start in NYC; Credits: Just For Laughs New Faces 2023, Search Party (Max), The Puppy Bowl (Animal Planet), Fairview (Comedy Central Animation), Studio C

EXPERT: Jeremy Goodrich

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This episode of True Home Confessions features an anonymous caller who is seriously concerned about his parents. They're doing a big remodel with major customizations for their 'furry family members.' Is it crazy to put a Dog Room into a house - and are they over investing? How far is too far when you're obsessed with your dogs and want them to have only the best?

In each episode, we bring on a ‘Friend of the Show’ – to offer our caller some friendly advice. This week, in the studio, we get serious opinions out of comedian and dangerously educated blonde, Laura Hayden. Together we explore this confession to determine if our caller's parents are lighting money on fire, or if they're just doing their thing. Laura's real estate stories are wild.

Next up, I bring on the fiery, no-nonsense queen of Real Estate Tiktok - Glennda Baker. The most recognized face and voice in real estate video gives us definitive answers to our caller's financial worries about his parents' 'dog room dilemma', and - we get some of the craziest real estate personalizations I've ever heard. She tells us the most polarizing interior color (you should avoid it if you're selling!) and some of the hottest tips, including who can and should COMPLETELY IGNORE 'RESALE.' You're not gonna want to miss this one.

FRIEND OF THE SHOW: Laura Hayden

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https://www.laurahayden.com/

Comedian and dangerously educated blonde in great shoes

EXPERT: Glenda Baker

https://www.instagram.com/glenndabaker/

https://glennda.net/

With over 3 decades of real estate expertise, Atlanta real estate broker, Glennda Baker specializes in residential real estate and has been recognized nationally as one of Newsweek's America's Best Agents. As the leader of an all-female real estate team, The Diamond Squad, Glennda’s keen eye for marketing and an out-of-the-box thinking attitude, have built her signature real estate brand.

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