We’re taking a short break from full-length episodes while I sort through new confessions for Season Two—but in the meantime, welcome to Patch Job, a mini-series from True Home Confessions!

Each week on Patch Job, we share one anonymous home-related confession and patch it up with advice from real listeners (and a little help from me, Laurie March).

This week’s confession comes from a newly divorced dad, who is setting up a new home and wants to make it feel welcoming and safe for his four-year-old daughter. From fairy lights and fog machines, to favorite foods and chicken tender selfies - we’ve got ideas to help make this next chapter a cozy one.

One confession. A few fixes. That’s the patch.

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Wrapping up Season One, we swoop in with one of our most hilarious episodes, chock full of relatable moments and comedy gold. Our confessor called to say that even though he lives in Los Angeles, he finds himself completely unprepared for earthquakes. Like - he has NOTHING. His final words are, "I feel like if the apocalypse hits, I'm just going to lay down and die... unless you have some suggestions."

Boy do we ever! In each episode, we bring on a 'Friend of the Show' - to offer our caller some friendly advice. We bring back crowd favorite Ryan Barton, who shares with us his 'meat of choice' for disaster, his silly ideas for what to barter in an emergency, and when you'll know you need to kick him out if he's taking up too many post-earthquake resources.

Next, we bring in an emergency preparedness instructor, Chin Thammasaengsri, member of Los Angeles's prestigious CERT team. We unpack the essentials of what goes in an earthquake kit, the most important thing you should have under your bed and on your nightstand, and the transformative power of community in the face of disaster. We find out if Chin thinks Ryan's advice was good, and you'll get a firsthand audio experience of what it sounds like to wake up in the middle of the night to an earthquake!

FRIEND OF THE SHOW: Ryan Barton

https://www.instagram.com/rrybrator

https://www.instagram.com/sellingfountainavenue/

Writer, comedian, UCB Main Stage performer, and creator of Selling Fountain Avenue

EXPERT: Chin Thammasaengsri

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HOME IMPROVEMENT PRO & HOST: Laurie March

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Consulting Producer: Jenny Curtis

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In this week's spicy episode of True Home Confessions, we hear from Will - a young man who's facing an awkward situation with his elderly neighbor. She's not shy about letting him know that she can hear him and his girlfriend getting busy in their thin-walled apartment! He's called in to tell us - she's cornered him in the garage to confront him, and Will doesn't know what to do. He doesn't want to make his (loud) girlfriend feel self conscious, but he's also ready to never hear about it again.

In each episode, we bring on a 'Friend of the Show' - to offer our caller some friendly advice. The fiery Laura Hayden returns to help us navigate this cringe-worthy situation, bringing some outlandish (and possibly illegal?) solutions, including bribery, alcohol, and a few ways to make it all so much worse.

Next, we bring in the 'King of Quiet' Martin Poirer, a soundproofing expert with a huge following. He shares practical (and not-so-practical) tips for how Will can reduce the noise and avoid further complaints from his neighbor. We also get an education on the difference between sound proofing and sound deadening, we learn what 'white' noise actually is, and discover a few of the other colors of noise you might not have known about.

FRIEND OF THE SHOW: Laura Hayden

https://www.instagram.com/drlaurahayden/

https://www.laurahayden.com/

Comedian and dangerously educated blonde in great shoes

EXPERT: Martin Poirer

https://www.youtube.com/@soundproofguide

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From Martin: I'm Martin, a proud father of three and a power industry veteran for the past 23 years. By day, I'm immersed in testing protective equipment to ensure safety. But when the workday ends, I step into the world of YouTube as the creator of the Soundproof Guide channel. Each week, I share practical insights on soundproofing rooms, quieting vehicles, and testing products.

HOME IMPROVEMENT PRO & HOST: Laurie March

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Call the Confession Line and Leave A Confession: 323-716-2107. By leaving a message, you grant the True Home Confessions show permission to use your audio message.

Audio post production: Scott Ecklein Swayze

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