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  • TTB288: Nickelback Distress Call

    TTB288: Nickelback Distress Call
    Aug 11 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 288 for Monday, August 11, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Evolutions of B.O.R.I.S. The Crusher Caramel Macchiato from Hoppin’ Frog. https://untp.beer/74WQ2 Robert had a Fluffy from Night Shift. https://untp.beer/a246d09376 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll put a bat in your mouth. This week’s CRAZY NEWS appointed Pee-wee Herman as the next Fed Chair. A Massachusetts woman got a bat stuck in her mouth and ended up with crippling medical bills. https://www.rawstory.com/woman-with-wild-bat-in-her-mouth-hit-with-crippling-medical-bills-despite-insurance/ This guy in Nebraska was caught in a public restroom with meth and exposed genitals. https://www.rawstory.com/woman-with-wild-bat-in-her-mouth-hit-with-crippling-medical-bills-despite-insurance/ A Vancouver camper wasn’t screaming for help, just singing Nickelback. https://vancouversun.com/news/bc-camper-yelling-woods-singing-nickelback A zoo in Denmark is asking people to donate their pets to use as animal food. https://lasvegassun.com/news/2025/aug/04/denmark-zoo-asks-people-to-donate-their-small-pets/ A recent study suggests that shovel-related violence is refreshingly low. https://theonion.com/study-finds-refreshingly-low-amount-of-shovel-violence/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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  • TTB287: Peek-a-Womb

    TTB287: Peek-a-Womb
    Aug 4 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 287 for Monday, August 4, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist Salted Maple from Epic. https://untp.beer/vgm4e Robert nursed a Chonky Double IPA from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/3MPL5 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll have Google photograph you in the nude for street view. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is building a 90,000 square-foot ballroom in Pinellas County, Florida. Florida Woman® attacked another driver with bear mace for speeding and hitting a chicken. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/chicken-cross-road-crossing-attack-attacked-mace-bear-assault-assaulted-hit-driver-driving-car-bird-chase-chased-pursued-pursue-battery-burglary-stopped-street-brake-bird-pass-passed-animal-animals-spray-sprayed-pepper Florida Woman® tried to smuggle turtles though a TSA checkpoint in her bra. https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/news/2025/07/25/bra-turtles-tsa/85381117007/ A naked man in Argentina won a lawsuit against Google for photographing him in naked in his yard. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-naked-google-street-view-camera-awarded-12500-argentina/ A naked Chicago man went boat hopping and started fights. https://q985online.com/naked-man-chicago-river/ Clearblue introduced a new mirror for checking if there’s a baby up there. https://theonion.com/clearblue-introduces-new-handheld-mirror-for-checking-if-baby-up-there/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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  • TTB286: Stolen Conch Train

    TTB286: Stolen Conch Train
    Jul 14 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 286 for Monday, July 14, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob struggled with a Chocolate Limoncello Darkness from Surly. https://untp.beer/8XQmj Robert nursed a Pocahoptas from Center of the Universe.https://untp.beer/5JXz Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll delete all your six-digit codes. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is starting its own political party. A truck in Pennsylvania covered a highway in mozzarella cheese. https://wjactv.com/news/local/cleanup-underway-after-mozzarella-cheese-spill-closes-part-of-i-80-in-centre-county# Florida Man® celebrated his birthday by doing meth before stealing a conch train and picking up riders. https://www.local10.com/news/local/2025/07/07/florida-keys-man-marks-birthday-by-doing-meth-stealing-conch-train-and-picking-up-riders-cops-say/ Do you like to bowl in the nude? We have great news for you! https://www.pennlive.com/news/2025/07/want-to-bowl-in-the-nude-in-pennsylvania-theres-an-event-coming-up-just-for-you.html?outputType=amp Wisconsin police found drugs and guns in a bag labeled “Definitely not a bag full of drugs.” https://www.wearegreenbay.com/news/local-news/wisconsin-officers-find-drugs-guns-in-bag-labeled-definitely-not-a-bag-full-of-drugs/ A study showed that 97% of Americans spend the majority of their day retrieving six-digit codes. https://theonion.com/study-97-of-average-americans-day-spent-retrieving-6-digit-codes/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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  • TTB285: The Search for Loony Toon

    TTB285: The Search for Loony Toon
    Jun 30 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 285 for Monday, Jun 30, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist Cherry Bliss from Epic Brewing. https://untp.beer/rDAjX Robert downed a Zippy Chance Double IPA from Solace Brewing. https://untp.beer/ABGmv Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or you’ll have to start paying your own salary. July 4th is coming so we won’t have a new episode the following week. You’ll survive. The subjects of this week’s CRAZY NEWS have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. Do you understand that? A police officer in the UK is facing termination for farting in a female officer’s face after she wouldn’t pull his finger. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/cop-faces-sack-farting-female-35443113 A naked (naturally), mud-covered Florida Man® was arrested after vandalizing a van. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/naked-mud-covered-florida-man-arrested-after-vandalizing-van-osteen-deputies-say Florida Woman® told police “This is fun!” after she attacked a man, tried to bite him, then fled the scene and crashed into a deputy’s squad car. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-allegedly-attacks-man-tries-bite-him-flees-crashes-deputys-car-this-is-fun A man named Loony Toon is wanted by authorities after escaping police and firing multiple shots. https://katu.com/news/local/police-hunt-for-shooting-suspect-locks-down-eastmoreland-residents-urged-to-stay-indoors-milwaukie-portland-multnomah-county-oregon-bybee-tacoma-street-26th-place Teachers in Baltimore are now required to provide their own salaries. It’s about time educators start giving back to the community. https://theonion.com/teacher-required-to-provide-own-salary/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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  • TTB284: Cowboy Cody & The Raccoons

    TTB284: Cowboy Cody & The Raccoons
    Jun 23 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 284 for Monday, Jun 23, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Affogato World Wide Stout from Dogfish Head. https://untp.beer/QXq8N Robert nursed a Cherry Pie Imperial Stout from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/8jmJ2 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant a cicada in your car. Our Father’s Days were lit! This week’s CRAZY NEWS would like a military parade thrown in its honor. A New York man broke into a retired prison and accidentally locked himself in a jail cell. https://wnyt.com/capital-region-news/washington-county-man-trespassed-former-correctional-facility-got-trapped-inside-one-of-the-cells/ A mule-riding Kentucky man released a raccoon in a bar after being turned away. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/kentucky-man-cowboy-cody-accused-unleashing-raccoon-in-bar-crime-criminal-activity-cincinnati-trespassing-resisting-arrest-failure-maintain-required-insurance-calloway-county-jail-animal-bites-dangerous-behavior-wow A buzzing cicada caused a woman in Ohio to flip her car. https://nypost.com/2025/06/14/us-news/buzzing-cicada-causes-panicked-ohio-driver-to-lose-control-and-flip-car-keep-the-windows-up/ Sydney Sweeney’s sold-out bathwater soap is being scalped at ridiculous markups. https://www.dexerto.com/tv-movies/sydney-sweeney-bathwater-soap-scalpers-selling-sold-out-product-3212199/ A recent poll found that most Americans would swap democracy for a $100 Best Buy gift card. https://theonion.com/poll-finds-most-americans-would-swap-democracy-for-100-1847682668/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    1 h y 17 m
  • TTB283: Ploo Floats

    TTB283: Ploo Floats
    Jun 9 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 283 for Monday, June 9, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Caramel Cookie Bar from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/yrb3Q Robert nursed a Grand Cacao Milk Trout from Tröegs. https://untp.beer/WnXM1 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll defile your pool floats. The recent Marlins game drew a staggering crowd of 138, marking the lowest attendance in MLB history. https://www.si.com/mlb/marlins-rockies-attendance-crowd-photo This week’s CRAZY NEWS had a rough week after its relationship with Elon Musk imploded. Florida Man® pled guilty after stealing dozens of pool floats for sexual gratification. https://www.outkick.com/culture/florida-man-pleads-guilty-stealing-pool-floats-sexual-gratification After banging pool floats, Florida Man® used a car wash as a porta potty. https://www.motorbiscuit.com/florida-man-caught-using-ormond-beach-car-wash-porta-potty/ After shitting in the car wash, Florida Man® was arrested for selling crack while wearing a Coke T-shirt. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-wearing-coke-t-shirt-arrested-for-selling-crack-cocaine-police A man in Japan was arrested for trying to steal women’s underwear from a laundromat before police found 450 items in his home. https://japantoday.com/category/crime/man-arrested-for-trying-to-steal-women%E2%80%99s-underwear-from-laundromat-450-items-found-at-his-home Apple announced a 7,083-piece DIY iPhone kit to combat tariffs. https://theonion.com/tariff-strained-apple-announces-7083-piece-iphone-kit/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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  • TTB282: A Prime Surprise

    TTB282: A Prime Surprise
    Jun 2 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 282 for Monday, Jun 2, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Churro Grande from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/52e685eed0 Robert nursed a Caramel Cookie Bar from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/yrb3Q Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or your Amazon driver will poop on your porch. We chatted for a bit about baseball and the Packers hosting the Lions in Week 1 this fall. This week’s CRAZY NEWS tried to block the tariffs but, as always, the administration ignored its request. This woman married an AI robot and claims the sex is great. https://nypost.com/2025/05/12/lifestyle/woman-married-to-an-ai-robot/ A Nebraska man is facing two felony charges after attacking his neighbor and a 7-year-old with a lightsaber. https://www.ketv.com/article/nebraska-man-aidan-white-facing-two-felonies-for-allegedly-attacking-neighbor-7-year-old-with-lightsaber/64705501 An Amazon driver in Los Angeles was fired for pissing and shitting on customers’ homes. https://ktla.com/news/local-news/amazon-driver-purportedly-poops-on-front-porch-of-los-angeles-home/ A Virginia man was arrested for drawing his own crosswalk at a busy intersection. https://www.cbs19news.com/news/charlottesville-man-arrested-for-drawing-crosswalk/article_f1d4d135-9d2b-4738-85d7-d5e37f1fee06.html King Charles switched to a more comfortable silicone crown. https://theonion.com/king-charles-switches-to-more-comfortable-silicone-crown/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    55 m
  • TTB281: Dill-ightful Deviant

    TTB281: Dill-ightful Deviant
    May 26 2025
    The Two Bobs – Episode 281 Release Date:Monday, May 26, 2025 Welcome back, Bobs! After a longer-than-usual break (thanks, Rob’s immune system), The Two Bobs return with beer in hand and a fresh pile of weird, wild, and WTF-worthy news. You missed us. We missed us. Let’s get weird. What Are We Drinking? Rob sips on a freezer-born Frankenstein: Evil Twin Freezer Fresh Sundae Neapolitan Imperial Pastry Stout Untappd link Robert enjoys a citrusy tongue twister: Basic City Beer Company Citra-Lingus Double IPA Untappd link Random Shit We took a longer break than intended, and we're really not sorry Rob got sick, which is tragic… mostly for us. Crazy News You Can’t Make Up ‍Seattle park gets sticky — Man accused of treating public park like a private viewing booth Read more Florida man levels up polyamory — Marries three women in three counties. Efficiency? Or insanity? Read more Arachnophobia meets NASCAR — Woman crashes car trying to kill a spider while driving Read more ‍Cannonball Run, 1800s Edition — Kansas man steals an 800-pound cannon to trade for drugs Read more Self-love and cucumbers — DC man sentenced after repeated lewd acts involving public handrails and produce Read more Indiana does Indiana things — New law allegedly requires porn viewers to register as sex offenders. Spoiler: it’s satire (we think?) Read more Closing Thoughts We may not be consistent, but we are committed to bringing you the most head-shaking, face-palming content from the corners of the internet nobody should go. Until next time—stay weird, stay buzzed, and stay out of Florida. Subscribe & Follow Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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