Episodios

  • TTB280: Beer Cave Blowout

    TTB280: Beer Cave Blowout
    Apr 28 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 280 for Monday, April 28, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Barrel Aged Behemoth from Three Floyds. https://untp.beer/lgnar Robert nursed a Juice Head Double IPA from Solace. https://untp.beer/myp80 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll poop in your beer fridge. This week’s CRAZY NEWS was drafted before Shedeur Sanders. A drunken Florida Man® wearing a pink wig, fake breasts and a pink thong was busted outside an Applebee’s while attempting to get into the wrong car. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/applebees/thong-man-275830 A Pennsylvania woman was busted after shitting in a liquor store’s beer cave. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/beer-cave-horror-708941 A man in Louisiana rode a horse through a Walmart claiming it was his emotional support animal. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14599535/man-rode-horse-walmart-excuse-Louisiana.html College students in Canada were held hostage by a gaggle of Canada Geese outside their home. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitchener-waterloo/aggressive-canada-geese-waterloo-tiktok-videos-chasing-students-1.7506039 Financial experts (not including Rob) are recommending that investors diversify portfolios into several harebrained schemes. https://theonion.com/financial-experts-recommend-diversifying-portfolio-with-multiple-harebrained-schemes/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.
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    49 m
  • TTB279: Red Nose, Blue Lights

    TTB279: Red Nose, Blue Lights
    Apr 7 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 279 for Monday, April 7, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Bourbon County Brand Stout (2022) from Goose Island. https://untp.beer/MyemE Robert nursed an Irish Cream Stout from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/1bb120695c Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll pee in your recycle bin. Robert’s birthday week was a blast, and everyone had fun! This week’s CRAZY NEWS was just assessed reciprocal tariffs. Thankfully, most of its products are already produced in Florida. An Oregon man keeps finding jugs full of piss in his recycle bin. https://www.kwtx.com/2025/03/28/its-lot-pee-man-has-no-idea-who-is-putting-gallons-urine-his-recycling-bin-or-why/ Florida Man® is being remembered for a life of Marlboros, fast women and Ford Broncos in his obituary. https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/obit-florida-man-remembered-for-life-of-marlboros-fast-women-and-ford-broncos/ Florida Man® (this one hadn’t died yet) dressed up as a clown and got in a scuffle with police. https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/i-am-a-clown-florida-man-dressed-as-clown-gets-in-scuffle-with-police/ Florida Woman® held up a Dairy Queen for $1.50. https://people.com/woman-accused-holding-up-dairy-queen-stealing-dollar-fifty-11702913 A new Texas law requires shoppers to show their ID before buying phallic foods. https://theonion.com/new-law-requires-texans-to-show-id-to-buy-phallic-foods/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.
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    49 m
  • TTB278: Weiner’s Last Stand

    TTB278: Weiner’s Last Stand
    Mar 24 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 278 for Monday, March 24, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Marshmallow Drip from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/62f6bf8ca3 Robert nursed a Screech Imperial Double Stout from Eredità Beer. https://untp.beer/LVqAn Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll have a demon scold you. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is all computer, just like a Tesler. A Japanese parenting app has a demon call your little shit of a spawn when it’s misbehaving. https://soranews24.com/2025/03/08/japanese-parenting-app-has-demon-call-your-phone-and-scold-your-misbehaving-kids/ Learn more here! https://uncannyjapan.com/podcast/oni-kara-denwa/ Florida Man® stole an ambulance and finished his beer before being arrested. https://www.clickorlando.com/traffic/2025/03/16/florida-man-steals-ambulance-finishes-beer-before-being-arrested-troopers-say/ Florida Man® drove recklessly before exiting his car to dance on the freeway wearing only a hard hat. https://www.motorbiscuit.com/florida-man-arrested-dancing-us-route-1/ A naked man named Weiner was busted for indecent exposure after fleeing the scene of a car crash. https://nypost.com/2025/03/10/us-news/shawn-weiner-sr-accused-of-stripping-naked-on-new-hampshire-road/ Egg companies are assuring customers that a dozen eggs has always meant ‘nine’ and that eggflation is all in your heads. https://theonion.com/egg-companies-assure-customers-dozen-has-always-meant-9/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.
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    50 m
  • TTB277: Naughty Nursing Homes

    TTB277: Naughty Nursing Homes
    Mar 10 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 277 for Monday, March 10, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Sin Repent Repeat from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/8aK6a Robert nursed a KBS Hazelnut Fudge. https://untp.beer/xAaD5 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll swallow your jewelry. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is scared of transgender mice. A 36-year-old OnlyFans star is touring nursing homes to find elderly men to be in her naughty videos. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14444887/OnlyFans-star-36-tours-nursing-homes-elderly-men-appear-X-rated-videos.html Florida Man® pretended to be a representative of an NBA player before swiping a pair of earrings by swallowing them. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna194879 Florida Woman® stabbed her boyfriend after he refused to eat her cooking. https://coralspringstalk.com/woman-arrested-stabbing-boyfriend-54904 A Missouri man was charged with having sex with a Metrolink seat, again. https://www.firstalert4.com/2025/02/27/man-charged-second-time-with-attempting-sex-act-with-metrolink-seat/ A Southwest flight had to return back to the gate after a female passenger stripped naked. https://abc7chicago.com/post/naked-woman-southwest-airlines-flight-houston-phoenix-prompts-travelers-return-back-gate-hobby-airport/15983489/ Going forward, the NOAA will be relying solely on wind chimes to detect approaching hurricanes. https://theonion.com/noaa-cuts-leave-wind-chimes-as-sole-predictor-of-approaching-hurricanes/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.
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    46 m
  • TTB276: POO-DUNNIT?

    TTB276: POO-DUNNIT?
    Mar 3 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 276 for Monday, March 3, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Junk and Rubbish from Shorts. https://untp.beer/0e979182c9 Robert nursed a Big Hearted IPA from Bells. https://untp.beer/1wjQQ Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant a python in your house. A show about Florida Man® wants all of your craziest Florida Man® stories. https://www.miaminewtimes.com/arts/florida-man-show-wants-your-craziest-sunshine-state-stories-22548528 This week’s CRAZY NEWS just got into an Oval Office altercation with the President while J. Vance licked the bottom his shoes. California wants to make Bigfoot its official mythical creature—because nothing says “state pride” like honoring a giant, hairy beast that spends its life dodging cameras like a drunk celebrity on a bender. https://www.abc10.com/article/news/local/california/california-bigfoot-state-mythical-creature/103-f323a5f5-f07f-47ae-a6e0-fa9119802e60 An Essex prankster turned special delivery into special diarrhea—right through the neighbor’s letterbox. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/33451283/neighbour-from-hell-poo-letterbox/ A couple’s flight to Venice came with an unexpected upgrade—four hours next to a corpse. We’d take that over a screaming child any day. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/couple-forced-sit-dead-body-plane-4-hours-woman-dies-flight-rcna193617 A Georgia man went from toxic ex to full-blown supervillain, bombing a woman’s home and plotting a python attack—because therapy was just too mainstream. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/stephen-glosser-sentenced-bombing-woman-home-plotting-python-attack-georgia/?ftag=CNM-00-10aac3a A forgetful man’s free trial habit is catching up to him—much like all those auto-renew charges sneaking up to bite him in the anus. https://theonion.com/forgetful-man-playing-fast-and-loose-with-free-trials/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.
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    55 m
  • TTB275: Nuisance Beavers

    TTB275: Nuisance Beavers
    Feb 24 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 275 for Monday, February 24, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Oh Fudge! from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/b7da09ce12 Robert nursed a Filthy Animal from Solace Brewing. https://untp.beer/vgY8b Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll fill your gas tank with beer and used Skittles. This week’s CRAZY NEWS has taken control of the Panama Canal and is only letting pontoon boats full of people drinking Miller Lite and waving American flags through. In a TTB first, we couldn’t find a location for this story to save our lives. Somewhere in the world, presumably, a woman was arrested for filling her ex’s gas tank with pre-sucked Skittles and Coke Zero. https://www.hypefresh.com/viral-mugshot-woman-arrested-for-filling-exs-gas-tank-with-skittles-and-coke-zero/ A Minnesota Senator wants to make it legal to eat beavers again. The Bobs have been eating beavers for decades! https://www.fox9.com/news/mn-senator-wants-make-legal-eat-beavers An Atlanta man broke into a mall after hours just to make himself some Cinnabon.https://www.wyff4.com/article/cinnabon-theft-atlanta-mall/63632121 Two Colorado men were arrested for attempting to use a cannon to launch drugs into a federal prison in Louisiana. https://krdo.com/news/2025/02/17/two-colorado-men-arrested-for-attempting-to-launch-drugs-into-federal-prison-in-louisiana/ A new death row fast past allows convicts to skip to the front of the execution line, along with some other luxurious perks not offered with the basic plan. https://theonion.com/new-death-row-fast-pass-allows-convicts-to-skip-execution-line/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.
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    42 m
  • TTB274: Cyber Fart Fallout

    TTB274: Cyber Fart Fallout
    Feb 3 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 274 for Monday, February 3, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Strawberry Shortcake Imperial Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/B2Jbp Robert was so titillated by Rob’s beer review from our last episode that he couldn’t help but review it himself, nursing a KBS Double Oaked from Founders. https://untp.beer/37ba2ac74a Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll send you fart videos. We discussed the Super Bowl that none of us wanted but we’re all getting. This week’s CRAZY NEWS imposed a 25% tariff on cheesesteaks from Philadelphia. A UK woman is facing jailtime for bombarding her boyfriend’s ex with fart videos. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/33075854/woman-faces-jail-bombarding-boyfriends-ex-videos-of-farting/ A shitfaced Connecticut man who was pulled over going 130 MPH told police he was in a hurry to see his cat. https://dailyvoice.com/ct/norwich/drunk-norwich-driver-speeding-at-130-mph-was-in-hurry-to-see-his-cat-police/ A Canadian man inadvertently got his dick frozen to the ground after being pinned down with his pants down. https://www.tmz.com/2025/01/24/canadian-man-penis-stuck-to-ice-caused-by-bad-behavior-video/ An employee for the city of Pittsburg was injured after a toilet explosion. https://wjactv.com/news/local/employee-injured-after-toilet-explodes-inside-pittsburgh-city-government-building-investigation-pennsylvania-bizarre-accident-shattered- In an attempt to end decades of confusion around why we always feel like shit after eating beef, the National Beef Council debuted their new “You’re Supposed to Feel Like That” campaign. https://theonion.com/national-beef-council-debuts-new-youre-supposed-to-feel-like-that-campaign/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.
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    59 m
  • TTB273: Wood Forward

    TTB273: Wood Forward
    Jan 27 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 273 for Monday, January 27, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a KBS Double Oaked from Founders. https://untp.beer/37ba2ac74a Robert nursed a Pure Imagination from Starr Hill. https://untp.beer/e2a2cbe84b Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll send our attack monkey after you. This week’s CRAZY NEWS was banned by executive order. Thankfully, the Supreme Court temporarily blocked it, citing a free speech violation. In a caffeinated twist, a local barista discovered that not all surprise visitors are welcome when a monkey swung into the drive-thru and took a bite out of more than just the morning rush. https://www.lagniappemobile.com/news/local-barista-attacked-bitten-by-monkey-that-jumped-into-drive-thru-window/article_b238d74c-d525-11ef-9334-17955f29d78b.html In a vodka-fueled fiasco, a Russian man attempted to rob a store with a toy gun, only to end up legs in the air, stuck behind the counter, and later found at home still sipping his ill-gotten booze. https://nypost.com/video/drunk-thief-attempts-to-hold-up-store-with-toy-gun/ In a Thai tale gone awry, a British grandma’s bucket list turned into a naked hotel tour after a spiked booze bucket left her baring it all. https://nypost.com/2025/01/14/lifestyle/grans-thai-booze-bucket-warning-after-she-was-spiked-and-roamed-hotel-naked/ A wild night in Indiana saw a woman crash a stolen car, take out a basketball hoop and a tree, then cap it off with a nude shower before being arrested. https://wsbt.com/news/local/stolen-vehicle-crash-woman-nude-shower-basket-ball-hoop-tree-hit-police-investigation-arrest-jail-charged-theft-crime-mischief-public-nudity-greenlawn-drive-laporte-county-indiana The U.S. Mint faces anal-level scrutiny after introducing John Wilkes Booth pennies, proving some ideas should stay in the vault. https://theonion.com/u-s-mint-introduces-new-controversial-john-wilkes-booth-pennies/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.
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    54 m
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