The Two Bobs episode 301 for Monday, December 22, 2025:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Candy Cane Nitro Stout from Left Hand. https://untp.beer/pDm0X
  • Robert nursed a Christmas Snow Salad from Evil Twin. https://untp.beer/mv44M
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll have you delivered to prison by drone.
• Rob was force fed Thanksgiving Oreos. Nasty!
• It’s time for our annual Not-So-Secret Santa, where you get to listen to us open presents. It only happens once a year; you’ll be fine.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS has been busy intercepting kayaks off the coast of Venezuela. According to government sources, they were full of narcotics and heading straight for Florida.
  • “Tió de Nadal” is a Spanish tradition that can go ahead and stay in Spain. https://www.mentalfloss.com/holidays/christmas/tio-de-nadal-poop-tradition
  • Authorities in South Carolina intercepted a drone delivering crab legs, Old Bay seasoning and weed to prison inmates. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/authorities-intercept-drone-carrying-steak-crab-legs-weed-for-prison-inmates-steak-old-bay-seasoning-marlboro-incident-shocking-images-arrests-unknown-dinner-early-holiday-plans-lee-correctional-institution-machine-ai-remote-control-contraband
  • Joe Flacco’s wife dresses as a giant football to spice things up in the bedroom. Hopefully he’s better at scoring there than he is on the field. https://theonion.com/joe-flaccos-wife-dresses-as-giant-football-to-spice-things-up-in-bedroom/

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The Two Bobs episode 300 for Monday, December 15, 2025:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Three Scrooges from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/Q0N6a
  • Robert nursed a Cherries Jubilee Quad from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/474bc3ebab
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll sell your armpit pics on the internet.
• To celebrate episode 300, we had a few surprise guests on the show. It was a surprise to them too!
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS flips coins better than the President.
  • Apparently armpit porn is one of the most popular fetishes of 2025. We must be running out of other weird shit to fantasize over. https://metro.co.uk/2025/12/04/pit-porn-one-requested-fetishes-year-saltier-better-25100673/
  • A Virginia raccoon got drunk, trashed a liquor store, and was later found passed out on the bathroom floor. https://people.com/viral-drunk-raccoon-liquor-store-releases-3-cocktails-inspired-by-its-boozy-visitor-11864263
  • A man in Ohio accidentally sent meth through a bank drive-through tube. https://nypost.com/2025/12/08/us-news/ohio-man-accidentally-sent-meth-through-tube-at-bank-drive-thru-police/
  • A drunk Florida Man® was arrested after breaking into the wrong house thinking it was his own. https://www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/florida-man-drunk-home-port-charlotte/69626298
  • A new Utah law bans eye contact during sex. https://theonion.com/utah-bans-eye-contact-during-sex/

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The Two Bobs episode 299 for Monday, December 8, 2025:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a The Macchiato from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/LB6w6
  • Robert nursed a Black Chocolate Imperial Stout from Brooklyn Brewery. https://untp.beer/170839c132
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal all of your hen’s eggs.
• We talked about football, as we do.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS had a “routine MRI” but can’t remember why.
  • Florida Man® opened fire after a heated argument about how many eggs his hens lay. https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/florida-farmer-opens-fire-bar-1530509
  • A Chicago man set his home on fire after a Thanksgiving argument. https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/21-year-old-suburban-man-sets-home-on-fire-on-thanksgiving-after-family-argument-police/3856717/
  • Doctors in China removed a cigarette lighter from a man’s stomach 30 years after he swallowed it. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/doctors-remove-cigarette-lighter-mans-36327872
  • Two elderly Florida Men® were arrested after exposing their genitals to undercover detectives at a nature preserve. https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-men-80s-arrested-exposing-themselves-undercover-detectives-slcso
  • A man who missed Black Friday is sad after being forced to buy the TV at the same price but without the giant Black Friday sale tag. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-missed-black-friday-forced-to-buy-tv-for-same-price-but-without-giant-black-friday-sale-tag

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