The Two Bobs episode 306 for Monday, February 16, 2026:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Deth’s Tar from Revolution Brewing. https://untp.beer/693f29e41f
  • Robert nursed an Out of Order: Blood & Bloom from RaR Brewing. https://untp.beer/p6DaY
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll get drunk and crash into your mailbox.
• The Super Bowl is over, and the correct team won. Time for baseball!
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS won the Olympic gold medal in taxidermy.
  • Florida Man® was arrested for riding his e-bike while hammered. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-riding-e-bike-arrested-dui-after-refusing-sobriety-tests-police-say
  • An Amazon driver in Texas was fired for getting drunk on Buzzballz and crashing into a mailbox. https://www.kcentv.com/article/news/local/amazon-driver-arrested-dwi-crashing-into-china-spring-mailbox/500-76ab86bc-e227-4193-86e5-22246173028a
  • A California coffee shop was secretly operating as a strip club. https://www.foxla.com/news/garden-grove-dd-cafe-coffee-shop-strip-club
  • According to smart underwear, people fart 32 times a day. https://studyfinds.org/smart-underwear-tracks-gut-bacteria-measuring-flatulence/
  • On the heels of its riveting alternative halftime performance, Turning Point USA announced an alternative Puerto Rico. https://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/

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The Two Bobs episode 304 for Monday, February 2, 2026:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed an Accident in Hubbard’s Cave from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untp.beer/gPdGd
  • Robert nursed a Barrel Aged Mocha Blackout Stout from Great Lakes. https://untp.beer/KP5xa
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant a mermaid in your pond.
• Random Shit
  • The weather has been terrible.
  • Alexa+ is terrible.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS sat through “Melania” so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.
  • A woman in Louisiana attacked police for making her leave a private pond where she was trying to be a mermaid. https://www.usmagazine.com/crime-news/news/nude-louisiana-woman-attacked-cop-who-told-her-to-leave-a-private-pond-trying-to-be-a-mermaid/
  • Naked Florida Man® got hit by a car in Miami. https://www.tmz.com/2025/12/11/naked-florida-man-hit-by-car-miami/
  • Government employees in China are using paper face masks to fool facial recognition systems and skip work. https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/government-employees-caught-using-masks-of-colleagues-to-trick-facial-recognition-skip-work-3294629/
  • Florida Man® was busted for battery by ketchup packet. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/ketchup-battery-563891
  • Anxiety experts recommend sneaking off to the bathroom to do drugs. https://theonion.com/anxiety-experts-recommend-sneaking-off-to-do-drugs-in-bathroom/

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The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)