TTB305: Lewd Vacuum Encounter

The Two Bobs episode 305 for Monday, February 9, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Sweet Baby Fluffernutter! From DuClaw. https://untp.beer/xE7xpRobert nursed a Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Toasted Stout from Lexington. https://untp.beer/e65e9d5e8eFollow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll penetrate your vacuum cleaner. The Super Bowl is upon us! While neither of our teams are playing, we take comfort in knowing that the Bears aren’t either.This week’s CRAZY NEWS will be competing against normal news for an Olympic gold medal in curling. A French hospital had to be evacuated after a WWI artillery shell was found in his butt. https://nypost.com/2026/02/02/lifestyle/hospital-evacuated-after-8-inch-wwi-artillery-shell-discovered-in-patients-buttFlorida Man® was arrested for fucking a vacuum cleaner in public. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/indecent-vacuum-473958A drunk Florida Man® was arrested on DUI charges after driving while his car was on fire. https://www.wesh.com/article/florida-man-accused-driving-car-fire-arrested-dui-charges-deputies/70129240Florida Man® got high on Fentanyl, jerked off outside of his home, then took a piss and jumped into a canal. https://margatetalk.com/fentanyl-fueled-indecent-exposure-canal-arrest-margate-48568A Denver family has placed the responsibility of giving their parents grandchildren solely on the least fucked up sibling. https://theonion.com/onus-of-giving-parents-grandchildren-placed-on-least-fucked-up-sibling/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue SkyFollow us on TwitterCheck out our InstagramFind us on YouTubeFollow Rob on UntappdFollow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)